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a play on the actual disorder ADD; used to describe someone who is desperate for attention to a point that it could probably be diagnosed by a doctor.
X: Did you hear that Alison is pregnant?
Y: I wouldn't believe it; she's got attention desperate disorder (ADD).
Y: I wouldn't believe it; she's got attention desperate disorder (ADD).
by grlwholvd June 21, 2010
Get the attention desperate disorder (ADD)mug. exclamation; what you say when you spill something that can be cleaned by the popular ShamWow towel.
Wife: Honey, I just spilled red wine all over the new carpets! We'll have to get them replaced...
Husband: Damn-Wow!
Husband: Damn-Wow!
by grlwholvd April 21, 2009
Get the Damn-Wowmug. adjective. originted in Peoria, Illinois. a combination of the words "unique" and "spontaneous"; hence, meaning someone who is unique and spontaneous.
Jason: Wow. That new kid Nick is wearing purple skinny jeans and a headband, and his locker has pictures of pregnant goldfish in it.
Austin: Yeah, he's pretty goddam euphoneus.
Austin: Yeah, he's pretty goddam euphoneus.
by grlwholvd April 12, 2009
Get the euphoneusmug. by grlwholvd December 19, 2008
Get the bumblymug. 1. the title given to someone high on the corporate ladder, in a position of authority, etc. who is also a douchebag.
2. a person who is not necessarily in authority over another but who is just a huge douchebag, i.e. on the scale of all douchebags instead of just on one ladder
2. a person who is not necessarily in authority over another but who is just a huge douchebag, i.e. on the scale of all douchebags instead of just on one ladder
Example 1: Jimmy is the arch douche of the accounting department.
Example 2: That guy is the fuckin' Arch Douche.
Example 2: That guy is the fuckin' Arch Douche.
by grlwholvd January 26, 2011
Get the arch douchemug. the sounds heard in a call/voicemail when someone butt dials you. can be jumbled voices or just random pocket noises, depending on the phone's surroundings.
Gary: "Hey, did you call me earlier?"
Scott: "No, why?"
Gary: "Didn't think so. Only heard butt whispers."
Scott: "No, why?"
Gary: "Didn't think so. Only heard butt whispers."
by grlwholvd March 2, 2011
Get the butt whispersmug. when you friend someone on facebook whom you've recently met, i.e. a coworker or classmate, and all their friends decide to friend you, even if you have never met them/have no idea who they are.
John: I friended that new kid Chris from our Economics class on FB, and now all his friends from his old school are friending me.
Justin: Yeah, they're pulling the 'fbriends of fbriends' card.
Justin: Yeah, they're pulling the 'fbriends of fbriends' card.
by grlwholvd August 26, 2009
Get the Fbriends of fbriendsmug.