5 definitions by grittyt
The absolute worst joke a living being can tell a group of friends. Banned in most of Parts of Europe, the Stanner Joke is said to have commenced in a small Ukrainian village where posture specialists would gather around and recite the most corny, pun laden jokes they could possibly imagine.
That’s the worst dad joke I’ve ever heard. It’s almost as bad as a Stanner joke.
Why did the Ukrainian cross the road? To tell a terrible joke.
Why did the Ukrainian cross the road? To tell a terrible joke.
by grittyt February 19, 2018
Patented by TSN's Jeff "O-Dog" O'Neil, a "door open moose" refers to the act of leaving the bathroom door open or ajar during the act of "pooping". The term moose refers to the size of the donation.
"My wife is not impressed with me, I just did a door open moose". "Please close the door, no one wants to watch you door open moose"
by grittyt February 15, 2018
The act of joining multiple forms of communication, including group chats, messenger convos and text messages, only to audit the conversation and not respond, ostracising your friends. Usually the cause of advanced maturity where you no longer laugh or “like” your witty friends comments.
Hey is he still in the convo ?
Yes, he no longer responds, he’s practicing kamalsilence.
Why is he not answering?
It’s the Silence of the Kams
Yes, he no longer responds, he’s practicing kamalsilence.
Why is he not answering?
It’s the Silence of the Kams
by grittyt February 19, 2018
A large, somewhat rugged male who resembles a half Chinese half Bulldozer elite specimen. Usually standing above 6’3 and weighing in over 16.4 Stone, a Chozer is often spotted in their natural habitat consisting primarily of the Canadian Ice Hockey Rink or a Harvey’s flame grilled hamburger facility.
by grittyt February 19, 2018
Often mistaken for a young Danny Devito, a Giu5 is code for the most Italian thing possible. Usually seen sporting a Juventus dry fit while practicing corner kicks. Known to vacation and take selfies with local cuisine while entering Vin Diesel lookalike competitions. Not known to make many public appearances but can be seen from a distance due to the neon lights mounted under its Honda Civic.
by grittyt February 18, 2018