gregory's definitions

cock mocking

When you mockingly refer to another man's penis.

We gave Alex one hell of a cock mocking. Ya know, 'cuz he has a small penis.

by Gregory June 15, 2004

shlonsky

of or referring to a dork or someone who does or says something stupid.

Dang, my buddy nick totally messed up with that cute girl. He is such a shlonsky

by Gregory May 20, 2004

succexy

latin for my friend ate a wombat

guy 1: 'eh, succexy'
guy 2: 'thats gross'

by gregory August 4, 2004

taper

A type of haircut. white folks look stupid with them.

Who told that white boy to get a taper.

by gregory June 9, 2003

mock cock

A dildo, or other false penis-like devices.

Dude, did you find Quinn's mock cock? I can't believe he has one.

by Gregory June 15, 2004

CE

Common Era. This is a term used by people who feel that "AD" actually still has a religious significance in this day in age.

Little known fact: telephones were actually invented in 1243 AD - Sorry, CE, but due to government restrictions, were not introduced commercially until much later.

by Gregory February 14, 2004

cock lock

When one is suspended from use of their cock for a predetermined amount of time.

Hey, man, we're gonna have to put you on cock lock.

by Gregory June 15, 2004