gregory's definitions

cock lock

When one is suspended from use of their cock for a predetermined amount of time.

Hey, man, we're gonna have to put you on cock lock.

by Gregory June 15, 2004

succexy

latin for my friend ate a wombat

guy 1: 'eh, succexy'
guy 2: 'thats gross'

by gregory August 4, 2004

chulp

The area inbetween the male genital and the butthole

Ouch, riding that horse all day really hurt my chulp

by Gregory May 20, 2004

sonia

the finest punjabi princess there is. the best girl in the graphic design field. a dangerous shotokan fighter.

that sonia sure looks sexy when she fights. her style is electrifying, like her design skills.

by gregory March 30, 2005

Sabrina

There is only two words to describe a girl named Sabrina...
Simply Perfect.

"See that girl over there?"
"Yeah, why?"
"Well her name is Sabrina, and man she is simply perfect."

by GREGORY February 10, 2014

Josh2

A basement dwelling creature known for it's inability to properly navigate stairs and it's distinct odor. It often makes odd sounds resembling speech from a loud, large, and quite obnoxious hole in what appears to be a large butt atop its portly frame.

It's best to throw bricks at the josh2, and run. If it approaches, ignore it. If it persists, insult it until it goes away.

see hecateh

OMG l00k it's teh josh2! LOLZ!!!1

RUN!!

by gregory August 10, 2004

lwned

Much like it's harsher, more severe brothers owned and pwned, lwned means to be dominated or defeated in some way by another, but perhaps just a smaller victory.

While Owning something is completely, Lwning (Loaning) something is temporary.

"GOD DAMMIT THIS GAME SUCKS"
"NO U DO!! AHAHAHA!! LWNED!!"

by Gregory July 10, 2006