3 definitions by grasscarp99
After that last shot of whiskey, I lost my ability to text or speak coherently. It must have been intoxitardation.
by grasscarp99 June 2, 2011
The act of holding one's cell phone low in your lap as to conceal your actions, all the while illuminating yourself from below.
I was trying to have a conversation with Johanna, but she was playing with her phone and giving me a lot of crotch glow.
by grasscarp99 June 2, 2011
The act of using one's smart phone to call someone for information you could have looked up on your smart phone by yourself.
Why call the theater for movie times when you could have just looked it up on your smart phone stupid?
by grasscarp99 June 2, 2011