2 definitions by grab that dick
Crumple Paper day consists on the 15th of Dec. It is a day where you crumple paper in spirit. That day sucks for anyone named Page or Paper though.
“Are you ready for Crumple Paper day Paige?”
“NO LAST YEAR SOMEONE HIT ME WITH A SOGGY PIECE OF PAPER!”
“NO LAST YEAR SOMEONE HIT ME WITH A SOGGY PIECE OF PAPER!”
by grab that dick December 4, 2018
Destroy Dick December is a very prestigious event that all men and women can participate in. It works as if on the first day of December you bust the same number as the day. The first, you bust once, the second you pound twice and so on.
“ Are you ready for Destroy Dick December?”
“Yeah, I’ve been holding in the biggest nut.”
“Well only nut a little you gotta make it through the whole month.”
“Trust me, I will make it.”
“Yeah, I’ve been holding in the biggest nut.”
“Well only nut a little you gotta make it through the whole month.”
“Trust me, I will make it.”
by grab that dick December 4, 2018