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space shuttle

A series of 30-year-old "space transport vehicles" that are falling apart, with numerous problems and bugs, that are somehow still authorized for launch. NASA has no business using these ancient pieces of s**t. It is in their best interest to retire them ASAP, before more people are sacrificed because the Bush Administration's priorities are mixed up.

Challenger, Columbia, what's next? Discovery? Atlantis?

The Space Shuttle Program has costed almost $150 BILLION as of 2005. Think of what that $150 Billion could have been used for?

In my opinion, yes, there is something terribly wrong about this government, and I don't just mean our neanderthal president...
Either build a new space shuttle, or lay off, idiots.
by gplpark92 July 30, 2006
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chad hugo

A talented producer, DJ/MC, and beatsmaster. He was Pharrell's right-hand man in The Neptunes (AKA N*E*R*D). Also, he's helped produce numerous songs, but unfortunately is not mentioned and is often ignored.
Chad Hugo is beast!
Him & Pharrell Break it Down!

guess who does the keyboard and beat for "Drop It Like Its Hot"

AZN PRIDE!!
by gplpark92 August 14, 2006
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bionicle

Robotic creatures made of oddly-shaped Lego parts that look uncannily similar to Elites* and Jackals* from Halo(????hmm??).

The BIONICLE line is, in fact created for kids with zero imagination, because they rely on a stupid alien story and stupid instructions (Lego's enemy).

LEGO has had some pretty cool sets, (the commercial jets and race cars), not the stupid Mars crap or underground mole-people.

But yeah, i can't tell which came first, Halo or BIONICLE?? Seriously, go look.
Bionicle is stupid
They should use the Halo story.
by gplpark92 July 26, 2006
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pirates

Back in the day, pirates were deadbeats, missing limbs, and yelling "ARRRR". They would go pillaging and raiding, and stealing everything they could find, on their 1700s boats.

Today, pirates are teenagers who host and seed downloads for P2P clients and Torrent servers, sharing software, music, and video.
Limewire
Kazaa
Bearshare
Napster
BitTorrent
BitComet
Aries
AudioGalaxy
^^^^^^^ Heaven for Pirates
by gplpark92 September 17, 2006
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Ying Yang Twins

Two morons who think they can rap.

Repeatedly shouting racial slurs and otherwise offensive language, they are one of the major "Crunk" artists.

However, their background samplings are often quite attractive. Of course, NEITHER of the Ying Yang Twins contribute to the selection of background music, with the combined IQ in the 15-20 range.

In my opinion, I think i could find a pencil that's smarter and more creative, and I am shocked that the FCC allows them to rap about what they rap about.

I think they should move on and think up new ideas before releasing another album.

I am sorry if you disagree with me, for I am just giving my opinion. If you find the examples offensive, then HHHAAAAHHH!!!!

Ying Yang Twins Are Idiots. Period.
"Look at you Ying Yang Twins! You can't even spell your own names!"

Tyrone: Are 'Dem Franchise Boys' and the 'Ying Yang Twins' related?

Ricky: Probably, they too stupid to even close a window!
by gplpark92 July 30, 2008
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iPod

Definition 1 (proper noun): Apple's Crappy Popular and EXTREMELY Overpriced MP3 Player, that is very easy to break and costs at LEAST 3 times as much as something just as good. Also, it requires the equally crappy and restrictive iTunes player.

Definition 2 (noun): What stupid people call any MP3 Player
David: Yo, I got a 60GB iPod for only $850! It's way better what you got!
Sanjay: Shut up, I bought my 60GB Creative for $200!
David(Feeling Regretful): Oh...

D-Roc: Yo wassup my homie G! I gots me-self one-o-those iPod thingies, not dem MP3's!!!!
Dr. Dre: Shut up moron! #1, it's MP3 Player (not MP3), #2, iPod is an MP3 Player!
by gplpark92 September 3, 2008
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vista

Windows Vista is Microsoft's upcoming operating system (OS), due to be released in December of 2006. It will be the most powerful and most technologically advanced system in history, and will integrate web security into it's core (unlike all other Microsoft Products).

It will be the first system using DirectX 10, which is supposedly a big step forward in graphics technology. Halo 2 will be released ONLY for Vista, as an incentive. Also, Flight Simulator 2006 (aka FSX) will be released, and will unleash the next generation of simulated flight.

Microsoft has received much criticism due to excessive focus on visual features, rather than performance, within Windows Vista. Also, the price of Vista Ultimate is expected to be in the appauling $200-400 range, which may possibly worsen Microsoft's low sales (due to the XBOX 360).

Recently, they have received immense criticism for Microsoft's security and privacy settings, and have been accused of making spyware, known as the WGA (Windows Genuine Notification). Unfortunately, this technology will be integrated and unremovable from Vista, which also may decrease their popularity and sales.

System requirements also pose an issue to many consumers, due to their lack of the latest technology, which is QUITE out of reach to most, due to price. Microsoft recommends Vista users to have Dual-Core 64-bit Processors, and at LEAST 1GB Dual-Channel DDR2 Memory, and PCI-Express Motherboards. These features are still extremely expensive at this time, and with people not having access to it, Vista will have dramatically less copies sold.

Pirated copies of Windows Vista will not function, due to "genuine-technology", so millions of users from third-world countries may be stuck with Windows XP or earlier versions.

Last, but certainly not least, Internet Explorer 7 will be released with Windows Vista, and is said to be "much improved, secure and optimized", however many users will not be using it due to IE's history and lack of trust for Microsoft's browser.
Tom: ...and you know how bad IE is-
Joe: IE 7 is supposed to be really good!
Tom: I don't give a s**t, Firefox is better-
Joe: BUT-
Tom: Shut up!
Joe: Ok.... (sad) Anyway, I can't wait for FS2006, FS2004 Sucked!
Tom: I know, but your computer isn't good enough, and you can't afford Vista.
Joe: Ok.... (crying) What about Halo 2?
Tom: Nope
Joe: Ok.... (weeping)
by gplpark92 August 7, 2006
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