noun:
1-One who routinely has clammy
or sweaty palms.
2-One who is notorious for
giving others nasty-wet
handshakes, possibly for
sport, or beacuse the sicko is
amused by doing this to others.
1-One who routinely has clammy
or sweaty palms.
2-One who is notorious for
giving others nasty-wet
handshakes, possibly for
sport, or beacuse the sicko is
amused by doing this to others.
"Great Grilled Cheese Ghost! Colonel
Tricott slimed me again! I honestly
believe that twisted old wet-hander
spends all day lurking around HQ
waiting for me to get some award just
so he can take whatever small bit of
pleasure or miniscule feeling of
accomplishment I might have felt from
it away, by suddenly jumping out of
nowhere and hitting me with the 'old
dead-fish suprise. I truly hate him."
Tricott slimed me again! I honestly
believe that twisted old wet-hander
spends all day lurking around HQ
waiting for me to get some award just
so he can take whatever small bit of
pleasure or miniscule feeling of
accomplishment I might have felt from
it away, by suddenly jumping out of
nowhere and hitting me with the 'old
dead-fish suprise. I truly hate him."
by goodcop8 August 05, 2007
Get the wet-handermug. 1-The condition of being exhausted and tired, all at once.
2-More than tired, more than exhausted.
3-Condition of extreme fatigue when you temporarily become
derranged, forget how to talk (not remember certain
words or how to pronounce them), get confused easily,
hallucinate, talk to trees or mailboxes, babbble
randomly, find normal things hillarious for no reason,
or even smellucinate.
3-(Exhausted + Tired)
2-More than tired, more than exhausted.
3-Condition of extreme fatigue when you temporarily become
derranged, forget how to talk (not remember certain
words or how to pronounce them), get confused easily,
hallucinate, talk to trees or mailboxes, babbble
randomly, find normal things hillarious for no reason,
or even smellucinate.
3-(Exhausted + Tired)
"Back-to-back double shifts, 80 hours in two days, no
sleep, no rest, not enough coffee, man, I am so exired!"
sleep, no rest, not enough coffee, man, I am so exired!"
by goodcop8 August 13, 2007
Get the exiredmug. verb: To grasp or touch something with
a wet hand.
Usually refers to the handling
of delicate electronic
equiptment or communication
devices by the poor bastards
who live their lives on-call
and are required to always be
at least within arm's-reach of
said devices 24/7.
a wet hand.
Usually refers to the handling
of delicate electronic
equiptment or communication
devices by the poor bastards
who live their lives on-call
and are required to always be
at least within arm's-reach of
said devices 24/7.
"I wet-handed my cellphone when I took
a call coming out of the shower this
morning, now it's locked up on me."
-or-
"Keep on cracking-wise with me buddy,
and I'll wet-hand your stinkin'
Blackberry most Ricky-tick!
Believe Dat!"
a call coming out of the shower this
morning, now it's locked up on me."
-or-
"Keep on cracking-wise with me buddy,
and I'll wet-hand your stinkin'
Blackberry most Ricky-tick!
Believe Dat!"
by goodcop8 August 05, 2007
Get the wet-handmug. noun:
1) The Poor-Man's Transformer
2) A Ghetto-Transformer
3) Children's toy (vehicle) that turned into a robot
(well, sort-of) by means of a few simple twists,
smaller and less expensive than a Transformer (heck,
even the Go-bot Cartoon show was cheaper and cheeseier
than the Transformer's Cartoon, notice there's no
Go-bots movie), BUT at least you didn't need to read
the instructions each time just to transform a Go-bot!
They were much simpler and tougher.
4) Probably the coolest toy of the it's time (20 years ago
or so). If you were really poor like me, your Go-bot
was a rock or a stick, which you had to pretend turned
into a robot or something.
1) The Poor-Man's Transformer
2) A Ghetto-Transformer
3) Children's toy (vehicle) that turned into a robot
(well, sort-of) by means of a few simple twists,
smaller and less expensive than a Transformer (heck,
even the Go-bot Cartoon show was cheaper and cheeseier
than the Transformer's Cartoon, notice there's no
Go-bots movie), BUT at least you didn't need to read
the instructions each time just to transform a Go-bot!
They were much simpler and tougher.
4) Probably the coolest toy of the it's time (20 years ago
or so). If you were really poor like me, your Go-bot
was a rock or a stick, which you had to pretend turned
into a robot or something.
Me: "Check out my Go-Bot"
Ty: "Dude, that's not a Go-bot, that's just a stick.?"
Me: "No, it's a actually robot that TURNS INTO a stick!!"
Ty: "Turn it into a robot then..."
Me: "Ummm...OK, there, check it out..."
Ty: "That dosen't look like a robot."
Me: "Neither does yours."
Ty: "Yeah, I guess you're right."
Ty: "Dude, that's not a Go-bot, that's just a stick.?"
Me: "No, it's a actually robot that TURNS INTO a stick!!"
Ty: "Turn it into a robot then..."
Me: "Ummm...OK, there, check it out..."
Ty: "That dosen't look like a robot."
Me: "Neither does yours."
Ty: "Yeah, I guess you're right."
by goodcop8 August 13, 2007
Get the Go-Botmug. 1: the condition where you have become very irritated, so much so that your blood gets angry.
2: having blood that is angry
2: having blood that is angry
by goodcop8 November 14, 2007
Get the Angry-Bloodmug. 1: to irritate so that it makes one's blood become angry.
2: to cause, by reason of stupidity, ineptitude, malice, or uncaring, the blood of another to become angry.
3: to think certain thoughts or participate in any such behaviour that would tend to cause your own blood to become angry.
2: to cause, by reason of stupidity, ineptitude, malice, or uncaring, the blood of another to become angry.
3: to think certain thoughts or participate in any such behaviour that would tend to cause your own blood to become angry.
by goodcop8 November 14, 2007
Get the anger up the bloodmug. verb:
1-To smell something that is not there.
2-To smell a smell that's not currently present.
3-Hallucination of the olfactory (smelling) senses.
(combination of smell + hallucinate)
1-To smell something that is not there.
2-To smell a smell that's not currently present.
3-Hallucination of the olfactory (smelling) senses.
(combination of smell + hallucinate)
Tweeker: "Dude, do you have Funions
in this car somewhere?"
Policeman: "Ahh?...no,...oh wait, I
think it's probably just
the crank; Methamphetamine
can sometimes cause you to
smellucinate. Sorry dude."
in this car somewhere?"
Policeman: "Ahh?...no,...oh wait, I
think it's probably just
the crank; Methamphetamine
can sometimes cause you to
smellucinate. Sorry dude."
by goodcop8 August 13, 2007
Get the smellucinatemug.