goodcop8's definitions

exired

1-The condition of being exhausted and tired, all at once.

2-More than tired, more than exhausted.

3-Condition of extreme fatigue when you temporarily become
derranged, forget how to talk (not remember certain
words or how to pronounce them), get confused easily,
hallucinate, talk to trees or mailboxes, babbble
randomly, find normal things hillarious for no reason,
or even smellucinate.

3-(Exhausted + Tired)

"Back-to-back double shifts, 80 hours in two days, no
sleep, no rest, not enough coffee, man, I am so exired!"

by goodcop8 August 13, 2007

Peace-Officer

What some cops call themselves to sound more professional, fancier, different, or somehow more important.
-Or because they're ashamed to be policeman.

Also used by those officers who do not want to thought of or referred to as Policemen or Cops.

"When a cop calls himself a Peace-Officer, it's like a garbage-man calling himself a Sanitation-Worker, or a clerk calling herself a Sales-Associate."

"Being a Policeman is an honorable-profession. Nothing is more vital to Public-Safety than the humble street-cop; Be proud of who you are, and of what you do."

by goodcop8 December 25, 2007

puller

noun: A Woman of any age who boldly wears a little skirt or short-shorts out of the house, but once in public she loses her nerve and then spends all night self-consciously yanking and tugging said skirt/shorts down so that less of her skin is exposed.

“Check out that Blonde over there in that sexy mini-dress, she's so hot...Oh, but look at how she keeps pulling down on her dress,....Yup, she's a puller. Too bad.”

by goodcop8 December 4, 2007

smellucinate

verb:
1-To smell something that is not there.
2-To smell a smell that's not currently present.
3-Hallucination of the olfactory (smelling) senses.

(combination of smell + hallucinate)

Tweeker: "Dude, do you have Funions
in this car somewhere?"

Policeman: "Ahh?...no,...oh wait, I
think it's probably just
the crank; Methamphetamine
can sometimes cause you to
smellucinate. Sorry dude."

by goodcop8 August 13, 2007

anger up the blood

1: to irritate so that it makes one's blood become angry.

2: to cause, by reason of stupidity, ineptitude, malice, or uncaring, the blood of another to become angry.

3: to think certain thoughts or participate in any such behaviour that would tend to cause your own blood to become angry.

"I don't read newspapers, they anger up the blood."

by goodcop8 November 14, 2007

Rosencrantzer

1) One who faslely betrays the confidence of a childhood friend, trusted ally, or former-partner.

2) One who, without reason or provocation, lies and back-stabbs a loyal freind who has always helped them and been there for them.

From the play "Hamlet", in which Prince Hamlet's boyhood friends, Rosencrantz & Guildenstern, pretend to be loyal to Hamlet so they could spy on him for the King.

"Tommy is a dirty Rosencrantzer: He likes to betray his friends. He thinks that by lying to soil your reputation, his will look cleaner."

by goodcop8 December 25, 2007

Stickformer

noun:

1) A wooden-stick used by kids like me
back in the day day as a substitute
for the transforming-robot toys
because we were to poor to by a
Trasnformer or Go-Bot.

Me: "Check out my Transformer"

Ty: "Dude, that's just a stick..."

Me: "No, it's a robot that TURNS INTO
a stick!!"

Ty: "That's stupid, you suck, go home."

Me: "Lousy Stickformer..."

by goodcop8 August 14, 2007