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a bitter US Army Grunt slang term for the Blackhawk transport helicopter. Used because of the helicopter's predisposition to crashing for no particular reason. Most often uttered in disgust by those combat troops who routinely find themselves being inserted/transported into action while riding in one of these inferior helicopters.
Note: the Blackhawk(Crash-hawk) replaced the venerable and beloved Bell-Huey chopper, most likely because the latter was too safe & reliable and the Gov't wasn't making and/or generating enough contact money replacing/repairing them.
a bitter US Army Grunt slang term for the Blackhawk transport helicopter. Used because of the helicopter's predisposition to crashing for no particular reason. Most often uttered in disgust by those combat troops who routinely find themselves being inserted/transported into action while riding in one of these inferior helicopters.
Note: the Blackhawk(Crash-hawk) replaced the venerable and beloved Bell-Huey chopper, most likely because the latter was too safe & reliable and the Gov't wasn't making and/or generating enough contact money replacing/repairing them.
Move it! We've got to get Sanchez to the Crash-hawk ASAP, poor bastard's got himself a sucking-chest-wound!
by goodcop8 December 10, 2006
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1) The Poor-Man's Transformer
2) A Ghetto-Transformer
3) Children's toy (vehicle) that turned into a robot
(well, sort-of) by means of a few simple twists,
smaller and less expensive than a Transformer (heck,
even the Go-bot Cartoon show was cheaper and cheeseier
than the Transformer's Cartoon, notice there's no
Go-bots movie), BUT at least you didn't need to read
the instructions each time just to transform a Go-bot!
They were much simpler and tougher.
4) Probably the coolest toy of the it's time (20 years ago
or so). If you were really poor like me, your Go-bot
was a rock or a stick, which you had to pretend turned
into a robot or something.
1) The Poor-Man's Transformer
2) A Ghetto-Transformer
3) Children's toy (vehicle) that turned into a robot
(well, sort-of) by means of a few simple twists,
smaller and less expensive than a Transformer (heck,
even the Go-bot Cartoon show was cheaper and cheeseier
than the Transformer's Cartoon, notice there's no
Go-bots movie), BUT at least you didn't need to read
the instructions each time just to transform a Go-bot!
They were much simpler and tougher.
4) Probably the coolest toy of the it's time (20 years ago
or so). If you were really poor like me, your Go-bot
was a rock or a stick, which you had to pretend turned
into a robot or something.
Me: "Check out my Go-Bot"
Ty: "Dude, that's not a Go-bot, that's just a stick.?"
Me: "No, it's a actually robot that TURNS INTO a stick!!"
Ty: "Turn it into a robot then..."
Me: "Ummm...OK, there, check it out..."
Ty: "That dosen't look like a robot."
Me: "Neither does yours."
Ty: "Yeah, I guess you're right."
Ty: "Dude, that's not a Go-bot, that's just a stick.?"
Me: "No, it's a actually robot that TURNS INTO a stick!!"
Ty: "Turn it into a robot then..."
Me: "Ummm...OK, there, check it out..."
Ty: "That dosen't look like a robot."
Me: "Neither does yours."
Ty: "Yeah, I guess you're right."
by goodcop8 August 13, 2007
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As heard yelled by Sand-Hill Drill-Sergeants, RI's, and some particularly old-school/politically in-correct 1SGT'and CSM's when they've got a case of the Red-Ass.
*Note: this term is NOT meant to be homo-phobic, nor does it imply or suggest any degree of homosexuality on anyone's part, it is simply a term of endearment to be used when you're pissed-off at someone.
As heard yelled by Sand-Hill Drill-Sergeants, RI's, and some particularly old-school/politically in-correct 1SGT'and CSM's when they've got a case of the Red-Ass.
*Note: this term is NOT meant to be homo-phobic, nor does it imply or suggest any degree of homosexuality on anyone's part, it is simply a term of endearment to be used when you're pissed-off at someone.
by goodcop8 November 14, 2007
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a wet hand.
Usually refers to the handling
of delicate electronic
equiptment or communication
devices by the poor bastards
who live their lives on-call
and are required to always be
at least within arm's-reach of
said devices 24/7.
a wet hand.
Usually refers to the handling
of delicate electronic
equiptment or communication
devices by the poor bastards
who live their lives on-call
and are required to always be
at least within arm's-reach of
said devices 24/7.
"I wet-handed my cellphone when I took
a call coming out of the shower this
morning, now it's locked up on me."
-or-
"Keep on cracking-wise with me buddy,
and I'll wet-hand your stinkin'
Blackberry most Ricky-tick!
Believe Dat!"
a call coming out of the shower this
morning, now it's locked up on me."
-or-
"Keep on cracking-wise with me buddy,
and I'll wet-hand your stinkin'
Blackberry most Ricky-tick!
Believe Dat!"
by goodcop8 August 5, 2007
Get the wet-hand mug.What some Policemen call themselves to sound more professional, fancier, or somehow more important.
-Or because they're ashamed to be cops.
Denotes certain Federal-Agents, Fish & Wildlife Officers, Park-Rangers, Border-Patrol, and other such sworn & commissioned professionals who work in important fields of law-enforcement, but who are not necessarily traditional street-cops.
Also used by those Officers who do not want to thought of, or referred to, as Policemen.
Abbreviated as LEO (singular) or LEO's (plural).
-Or because they're ashamed to be cops.
Denotes certain Federal-Agents, Fish & Wildlife Officers, Park-Rangers, Border-Patrol, and other such sworn & commissioned professionals who work in important fields of law-enforcement, but who are not necessarily traditional street-cops.
Also used by those Officers who do not want to thought of, or referred to, as Policemen.
Abbreviated as LEO (singular) or LEO's (plural).
"When a cop calls himself a Law-Enforcement Officer, it's like a garbage-man calling himself a Sanitation-Worker, or a clerk calling herself a Sales-Associate."
"Being a Policeman is an honorable-profession. Nothing is more vital to Public-Safety than the humble street-cop; Be proud of who you are, and of what you do."
"Being a Policeman is an honorable-profession. Nothing is more vital to Public-Safety than the humble street-cop; Be proud of who you are, and of what you do."
by goodcop8 December 25, 2007
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1-To smell something that is not there.
2-To smell a smell that's not currently present.
3-Hallucination of the olfactory (smelling) senses.
(combination of smell + hallucinate)
1-To smell something that is not there.
2-To smell a smell that's not currently present.
3-Hallucination of the olfactory (smelling) senses.
(combination of smell + hallucinate)
Tweeker: "Dude, do you have Funions
in this car somewhere?"
Policeman: "Ahh?...no,...oh wait, I
think it's probably just
the crank; Methamphetamine
can sometimes cause you to
smellucinate. Sorry dude."
in this car somewhere?"
Policeman: "Ahh?...no,...oh wait, I
think it's probably just
the crank; Methamphetamine
can sometimes cause you to
smellucinate. Sorry dude."
by goodcop8 August 13, 2007
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1) A wooden-stick used by kids like me
back in the day day as a substitute
for the transforming-robot toys
because we were to poor to by a
Trasnformer or Go-Bot.
1) A wooden-stick used by kids like me
back in the day day as a substitute
for the transforming-robot toys
because we were to poor to by a
Trasnformer or Go-Bot.
Me: "Check out my Transformer"
Ty: "Dude, that's just a stick..."
Me: "No, it's a robot that TURNS INTO
a stick!!"
Ty: "That's stupid, you suck, go home."
Me: "Lousy Stickformer..."
Ty: "Dude, that's just a stick..."
Me: "No, it's a robot that TURNS INTO
a stick!!"
Ty: "That's stupid, you suck, go home."
Me: "Lousy Stickformer..."
by goodcop8 August 14, 2007
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