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verb: To grasp or touch something with
a wet hand.
Usually refers to the handling
of delicate electronic
equiptment or communication
devices by the poor bastards
who live their lives on-call
and are required to always be
at least within arm's-reach of
said devices 24/7.
a wet hand.
Usually refers to the handling
of delicate electronic
equiptment or communication
devices by the poor bastards
who live their lives on-call
and are required to always be
at least within arm's-reach of
said devices 24/7.
"I wet-handed my cellphone when I took
a call coming out of the shower this
morning, now it's locked up on me."
-or-
"Keep on cracking-wise with me buddy,
and I'll wet-hand your stinkin'
Blackberry most Ricky-tick!
Believe Dat!"
a call coming out of the shower this
morning, now it's locked up on me."
-or-
"Keep on cracking-wise with me buddy,
and I'll wet-hand your stinkin'
Blackberry most Ricky-tick!
Believe Dat!"
by goodcop8 August 5, 2007
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1) The Poor-Man's Transformer
2) A Ghetto-Transformer
3) Children's toy (vehicle) that turned into a robot
(well, sort-of) by means of a few simple twists,
smaller and less expensive than a Transformer (heck,
even the Go-bot Cartoon show was cheaper and cheeseier
than the Transformer's Cartoon, notice there's no
Go-bots movie), BUT at least you didn't need to read
the instructions each time just to transform a Go-bot!
They were much simpler and tougher.
4) Probably the coolest toy of the it's time (20 years ago
or so). If you were really poor like me, your Go-bot
was a rock or a stick, which you had to pretend turned
into a robot or something.
1) The Poor-Man's Transformer
2) A Ghetto-Transformer
3) Children's toy (vehicle) that turned into a robot
(well, sort-of) by means of a few simple twists,
smaller and less expensive than a Transformer (heck,
even the Go-bot Cartoon show was cheaper and cheeseier
than the Transformer's Cartoon, notice there's no
Go-bots movie), BUT at least you didn't need to read
the instructions each time just to transform a Go-bot!
They were much simpler and tougher.
4) Probably the coolest toy of the it's time (20 years ago
or so). If you were really poor like me, your Go-bot
was a rock or a stick, which you had to pretend turned
into a robot or something.
Me: "Check out my Go-Bot"
Ty: "Dude, that's not a Go-bot, that's just a stick.?"
Me: "No, it's a actually robot that TURNS INTO a stick!!"
Ty: "Turn it into a robot then..."
Me: "Ummm...OK, there, check it out..."
Ty: "That dosen't look like a robot."
Me: "Neither does yours."
Ty: "Yeah, I guess you're right."
Ty: "Dude, that's not a Go-bot, that's just a stick.?"
Me: "No, it's a actually robot that TURNS INTO a stick!!"
Ty: "Turn it into a robot then..."
Me: "Ummm...OK, there, check it out..."
Ty: "That dosen't look like a robot."
Me: "Neither does yours."
Ty: "Yeah, I guess you're right."
by goodcop8 August 13, 2007
Get the Go-Bot mug.noun: A Woman of any age who boldly wears a little skirt or short-shorts out of the house, but once in public she loses her nerve and then spends all night self-consciously yanking and tugging said skirt/shorts down so that less of her skin is exposed.
“Check out that Blonde over there in that sexy mini-dress, she's so hot...Oh, but look at how she keeps pulling down on her dress,....Yup, she's a puller. Too bad.”
by goodcop8 December 4, 2007
Get the puller mug.What some cops call themselves to sound more professional, fancier, different, or somehow more important.
-Or because they're ashamed to be policeman.
Also used by those officers who do not want to thought of or referred to as Policemen or Cops.
-Or because they're ashamed to be policeman.
Also used by those officers who do not want to thought of or referred to as Policemen or Cops.
"When a cop calls himself a Peace-Officer, it's like a garbage-man calling himself a Sanitation-Worker, or a clerk calling herself a Sales-Associate."
"Being a Policeman is an honorable-profession. Nothing is more vital to Public-Safety than the humble street-cop; Be proud of who you are, and of what you do."
"Being a Policeman is an honorable-profession. Nothing is more vital to Public-Safety than the humble street-cop; Be proud of who you are, and of what you do."
by goodcop8 December 25, 2007
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1) A wooden-stick used by kids like me
back in the day day as a substitute
for the transforming-robot toys
because we were to poor to by a
Trasnformer or Go-Bot.
1) A wooden-stick used by kids like me
back in the day day as a substitute
for the transforming-robot toys
because we were to poor to by a
Trasnformer or Go-Bot.
Me: "Check out my Transformer"
Ty: "Dude, that's just a stick..."
Me: "No, it's a robot that TURNS INTO
a stick!!"
Ty: "That's stupid, you suck, go home."
Me: "Lousy Stickformer..."
Ty: "Dude, that's just a stick..."
Me: "No, it's a robot that TURNS INTO
a stick!!"
Ty: "That's stupid, you suck, go home."
Me: "Lousy Stickformer..."
by goodcop8 August 14, 2007
Get the Stickformer mug.1) One who faslely betrays the confidence of a childhood friend, trusted ally, or former-partner.
2) One who, without reason or provocation, lies and back-stabbs a loyal freind who has always helped them and been there for them.
From the play "Hamlet", in which Prince Hamlet's boyhood friends, Rosencrantz & Guildenstern, pretend to be loyal to Hamlet so they could spy on him for the King.
2) One who, without reason or provocation, lies and back-stabbs a loyal freind who has always helped them and been there for them.
From the play "Hamlet", in which Prince Hamlet's boyhood friends, Rosencrantz & Guildenstern, pretend to be loyal to Hamlet so they could spy on him for the King.
"Tommy is a dirty Rosencrantzer: He likes to betray his friends. He thinks that by lying to soil your reputation, his will look cleaner."
by goodcop8 December 25, 2007
Get the Rosencrantzer mug.The US Army Infantry School, Infanrty Officer's Basic Course, IOBC, eye-oh-bee-see. - Ft. Benning GA.
The place where it all starts...
The place where it all starts...
A difficult child at best, fit neither for the cloth nor the pen, too dangerous to be unleashed upon society and too horrible to let live, but yet too brilliant and unique to destroy; He was eventually given over to The Ft. Benning School For Boys to receive the proper education and be brought up right -as both a savior and destroyer of man.
by goodcop8 January 8, 2007
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