goodcop8's definitions

Police Officer

1) Slightly-fancier term
for Policeman.

2) Politically-correct sounding way to
say Cop.

3) Alternate term for, but not nearly
as pretentious as the far more
officious-sounding Peace-Officer or
Law-Enforcement Officer.

Can also be used to denote certain Federal-Agents, Fish & Wildlife Officers, Park-Rangers, Border-Patrol, and other such sworn & commissioned professionals who work in important fields of law-enforcement, but who are not traditional street-cops.

Also used by those Officers who do not want to thought of, or referred to, as Policemen or Cops.

"Calling a cop a Police Officer is more polite; But when other cops do it it's a like a calling a garbage-man a Sanitation-Worker or a calling a store-clerk a Sales-Associate."

by goodcop8 December 25, 2007

wet-hand

verb: To grasp or touch something with
a wet hand.

Usually refers to the handling
of delicate electronic
equiptment or communication
devices by the poor bastards
who live their lives on-call
and are required to always be
at least within arm's-reach of
said devices 24/7.

"I wet-handed my cellphone when I took
a call coming out of the shower this
morning, now it's locked up on me."

-or-

"Keep on cracking-wise with me buddy,
and I'll wet-hand your stinkin'
Blackberry most Ricky-tick!
Believe Dat!"

by goodcop8 August 5, 2007

exired

1-The condition of being exhausted and tired, all at once.

2-More than tired, more than exhausted.

3-Condition of extreme fatigue when you temporarily become
derranged, forget how to talk (not remember certain
words or how to pronounce them), get confused easily,
hallucinate, talk to trees or mailboxes, babbble
randomly, find normal things hillarious for no reason,
or even smellucinate.

3-(Exhausted + Tired)

"Back-to-back double shifts, 80 hours in two days, no
sleep, no rest, not enough coffee, man, I am so exired!"

by goodcop8 August 13, 2007

Stickformer

noun:

1) A wooden-stick used by kids like me
back in the day day as a substitute
for the transforming-robot toys
because we were to poor to by a
Trasnformer or Go-Bot.

Me: "Check out my Transformer"

Ty: "Dude, that's just a stick..."

Me: "No, it's a robot that TURNS INTO
a stick!!"

Ty: "That's stupid, you suck, go home."

Me: "Lousy Stickformer..."

by goodcop8 August 14, 2007

Go-Bot

noun:

1) The Poor-Man's Transformer

2) A Ghetto-Transformer

3) Children's toy (vehicle) that turned into a robot
(well, sort-of) by means of a few simple twists,
smaller and less expensive than a Transformer (heck,
even the Go-bot Cartoon show was cheaper and cheeseier
than the Transformer's Cartoon, notice there's no
Go-bots movie), BUT at least you didn't need to read
the instructions each time just to transform a Go-bot!
They were much simpler and tougher.

4) Probably the coolest toy of the it's time (20 years ago
or so). If you were really poor like me, your Go-bot
was a rock or a stick, which you had to pretend turned
into a robot or something.

Me: "Check out my Go-Bot"

Ty: "Dude, that's not a Go-bot, that's just a stick.?"

Me: "No, it's a actually robot that TURNS INTO a stick!!"

Ty: "Turn it into a robot then..."

Me: "Ummm...OK, there, check it out..."

Ty: "That dosen't look like a robot."

Me: "Neither does yours."

Ty: "Yeah, I guess you're right."

by goodcop8 August 13, 2007

puller

noun: A Woman of any age who boldly wears a little skirt or short-shorts out of the house, but once in public she loses her nerve and then spends all night self-consciously yanking and tugging said skirt/shorts down so that less of her skin is exposed.

“Check out that Blonde over there in that sexy mini-dress, she's so hot...Oh, but look at how she keeps pulling down on her dress,....Yup, she's a puller. Too bad.”

by goodcop8 December 4, 2007

Peace-Officer

What some cops call themselves to sound more professional, fancier, different, or somehow more important.
-Or because they're ashamed to be policeman.

Also used by those officers who do not want to thought of or referred to as Policemen or Cops.

"When a cop calls himself a Peace-Officer, it's like a garbage-man calling himself a Sanitation-Worker, or a clerk calling herself a Sales-Associate."

"Being a Policeman is an honorable-profession. Nothing is more vital to Public-Safety than the humble street-cop; Be proud of who you are, and of what you do."

by goodcop8 December 25, 2007