goodcop8's definitions

smellucinate

verb:
1-To smell something that is not there.
2-To smell a smell that's not currently present.
3-Hallucination of the olfactory (smelling) senses.

(combination of smell + hallucinate)

Tweeker: "Dude, do you have Funions
in this car somewhere?"

Policeman: "Ahh?...no,...oh wait, I
think it's probably just
the crank; Methamphetamine
can sometimes cause you to
smellucinate. Sorry dude."

by goodcop8 August 13, 2007

Angry-Blood

1: the condition where you have become very irritated, so much so that your blood gets angry.

2: having blood that is angry

"My doctor says I shouldn't be doing that; He has diagnosed me with having Angry-Blood."

by goodcop8 November 14, 2007

puller

noun: A Woman of any age who boldly wears a little skirt or short-shorts out of the house, but once in public she loses her nerve and then spends all night self-consciously yanking and tugging said skirt/shorts down so that less of her skin is exposed.

“Check out that Blonde over there in that sexy mini-dress, she's so hot...Oh, but look at how she keeps pulling down on her dress,....Yup, she's a puller. Too bad.”

by goodcop8 December 4, 2007

wet-handed

To be seen by another while(somewhat)naked and wet, as in
when you have to answer the door in a towel or less when
just coming out of the shower, or fresh from the throws
of particularly sultry passion.

"Dude, give me a minute to throw my gear on; you kind of
caught me wet-handed"

by goodcop8 August 5, 2007

SWV

The Poor-Man's 'TLC'.

see also: 'Blaque'

They couldn't get TLC for the gig;
- so they had to settle for SWV.

by goodcop8 August 14, 2007

sucking-chest-wound

Noun,
A US Military term for a special kind of upper-torso wound (usually combat related) caused mostly by bullet-projectiles or sharpnel, which punctures/damages the lungs/chest cavity in such a way as to create an amazing (but often fatal) condition whereas the victim is in essence breathing air(inhaling & exhaling)through the hole in his chest. It's rare, but if you ever get a chance to see one, it's pretty darn cool.
Note: To treat this wound, one waits for the poor sucker to exhale, then covers the wound with a piece of platic. As the victim inhales (sucks-in) hopefully the air-sucking pulls the plastic tight into the wound and forms sort of a rudimentary air-locking seal.

We've got to get Sanchez to the crashwak ASAP; poor bastard's got himself a sucking-chest-wound.

by goodcop8 December 10, 2006

Law-Enforcement Officer

What some Policemen call themselves to sound more professional, fancier, or somehow more important.
-Or because they're ashamed to be cops.

Denotes certain Federal-Agents, Fish & Wildlife Officers, Park-Rangers, Border-Patrol, and other such sworn & commissioned professionals who work in important fields of law-enforcement, but who are not necessarily traditional street-cops.

Also used by those Officers who do not want to thought of, or referred to, as Policemen.

Abbreviated as LEO (singular) or LEO's (plural).

"When a cop calls himself a Law-Enforcement Officer, it's like a garbage-man calling himself a Sanitation-Worker, or a clerk calling herself a Sales-Associate."

"Being a Policeman is an honorable-profession. Nothing is more vital to Public-Safety than the humble street-cop; Be proud of who you are, and of what you do."

by goodcop8 December 25, 2007