2 definitions by goochofficer

nose rider

after ur done fuckin a nasty bitch in the ass. u pull off ur shitty condom and the skank inhals the shit up her nose and licks the condom up

Jane pulled a nose rider on my condom

by goochofficer October 14, 2004

a phrase said after u do something stupid or something happens to you. usually used by one of your friends made popular by tom marchin

Garrett stepped in a big pile of dog shit and said fuck, so tom said "it happens"

by goochofficer October 17, 2004