1 definition by goochi
Aussie slang for crashing and/or falling off something accidentally or falling down. Usually when operating a vehicle.
Jack: What happened to your rear end?
Andy: Mate, I was riding down to Maccas in only me Speedos when I slipped off the back of me seat and me nads got wedged between the back wheel and frame of me pushy! I then stacked it into a rose bush and I couldn't move - me nads were stuck!
Jack: You'd be spewin!
Andy: Fucken oath!
Jack: So how'd you get free?
Andy: Well, the Ambo got there about 20 minutes later and after cutting away what was left of me Speedos, which was fuck all, they tried for about an hour to get me sack out.
Jack: Were you spewin?!
Andy: Shit yeah! Big time! They were gonna use a crowbar to...
Jack: Fuck me! A crowbar!
Andy: Fuck yeah, I know! When the granny - whose rose bush I fubared - chucked the ambos some Vas and said "That'll do the trick, fellas". That got me tackle out in bugger all time. No dramas.
Jack: Sweet. How's ur nads now?
Andy: Sweet as, mate.
Jack: Sweet.
Andy: Sweet.
Jack: No wukkas.
Andy: Mate, I was riding down to Maccas in only me Speedos when I slipped off the back of me seat and me nads got wedged between the back wheel and frame of me pushy! I then stacked it into a rose bush and I couldn't move - me nads were stuck!
Jack: You'd be spewin!
Andy: Fucken oath!
Jack: So how'd you get free?
Andy: Well, the Ambo got there about 20 minutes later and after cutting away what was left of me Speedos, which was fuck all, they tried for about an hour to get me sack out.
Jack: Were you spewin?!
Andy: Shit yeah! Big time! They were gonna use a crowbar to...
Jack: Fuck me! A crowbar!
Andy: Fuck yeah, I know! When the granny - whose rose bush I fubared - chucked the ambos some Vas and said "That'll do the trick, fellas". That got me tackle out in bugger all time. No dramas.
Jack: Sweet. How's ur nads now?
Andy: Sweet as, mate.
Jack: Sweet.
Andy: Sweet.
Jack: No wukkas.
by goochi October 5, 2007