gollen's definitions

mission critical

Tired phrase that is over used in the business world to describe dire or crucial needs. This term gained wide use starting in the mid-1990s and really should go away.

It's mission critical that all systems must be operational.

by gollen October 22, 2003

kleepharesis

A skin condition, usually affecting the face, that is marked by red bumps similar to measles or chicken pox.

Did you see that man's face? It was all red and nasty, I think he had kleepharesis.

by gollen October 9, 2003

hose monster

1. A woman who seeks out well endowed men. 2. A woman who is just plain old slutty.

Jennifer is such a hose monster, she slept with three different guys last week!

by gollen October 15, 2003

choach

A large gaping pussy with fangs.

Did you see the size of that choach? Her choach chomped down on my dick.

by gollen October 1, 2003