gnostic1's definitions

katering

v. 1) employing ones wiles to rise to the top.

2) upper crust British catering, usually inedible.

1) Lemarette is the new shift manager! I thought I was good at katering but that fluffer must be masterful.

2) Two Earls died of explosive diarrhoea in the Royal enclosure at Ascot last week.

Only two? Sounds like the katering has finally improved.

by gnostic1 May 23, 2011

kateriffic

adj. tremendous; crumpetly splendid; rippingly good in a wholesome British way. Usually said satirically.

I say. I possess box seats for the cricket match tonight. It would be ever so bosh if you could accompany me. The purveyed comestibles hold promise of fortnumish delight.

Sounds like kateriffic katering! I'll have my amenuensis wire your manservant if I'm free.

by gnostic1 May 23, 2011

digitaneous

adj. Fast. Best used in applications that don't involve computers or digitalisation.

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1)When our eyes met the chemistry was digitaneous.

2) We rely on digitaneous transmission to get our pizzas to your door.

by gnostic1 October 25, 2011