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n. small town in Alberta, Canada largely populated by the interbred offspring of hippies and American draft-dodgers who didn't hear about the amnesty. Furtively growing weed and selling each other badly-strung beaded necklaces are the major industries. Tourism has been in decline since 1897 when the three-headed calf died. In 1999 a death-punk band played a gig at the pool hall prompting the passage of a country music only bylaw. Gopher heads are accepted as currency by most shop owners and, for reasons lost in the mist of time, every resident must carry a live rooster.
I shot a few gophers on the weekend. Would you like to drive to Rimbey to pick up some necklaces?
No. Not really.
No. Not really.
by gnostic1 May 1, 2011
Get the Rimbeymug. Exuberant exhortation shouted at the skips during curling sets at the end of each over just before the corn broomers put their rings in the house.
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Hurry hard! The shot rock is going to wreck on a slug!
You weren't hurrying hard; you were hardly hurrying.
You weren't hurrying hard; you were hardly hurrying.
by gnostic1 October 5, 2011
Get the hurry hardmug. place. Australian resort town with plenty of elbow room and a sheila on every arm. Too right mate! Foster rooms abound on the kanga tracks and drovers watch cricket all the bleeding night!. Makes Sydney look like a Wally's wedding!
Home to the Shepherds! Only the best Aussie Rules side ever!
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Home to the Shepherds! Only the best Aussie Rules side ever!
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Canberra Canberra Canberra Ho! Jumbuck's spit it's time to go!
Do you even like Aussie Rules mate? Or do you just like drinking?
Do you even like Aussie Rules mate? Or do you just like drinking?
by gnostic1 October 15, 2012
Get the Canberramug.