gnostic 1's definitions

peleton

n. The collection of average riders in a bike race who are just phoning it in.

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Okay, the leaders have rushed by, are we going to wait for the peleton?

How much wine is left?

by gnostic 1 June 15, 2013

shoveling white

v. Clearing snow off the skatepark or, by extension, other surfaces such as sidewalks and stairways.

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Dude! It's blizzardy! Looks like we'll be shoveling white tomorrow.

"Blizzardy"? Do you ever speak proper English?

by gnostic 1 February 1, 2013

five-hole

n. Ice hockey term for the space between the goalie's legs. Also a sexual euphemism.

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Hey Pierre. Stick it in the five-hole, eh!

by gnostic 1 July 18, 2012

bourbon dictionary

n. Compedium of liquors and liquor-related knowledge.

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Dude! Can we mix corn mash and cactus juice and let them ferment together?

Can't see why not, but check on Bourbon Dictionary. We don't want no explosions.

by gnostic 1 April 26, 2013

meet the mayor

v. phrase- Canadian expression for smoking crack.

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Dude. You got time for some boarding?

Sorry man. I have to meet the mayor.

Bummer.

by gnostic 1 June 1, 2013

Hobo supper

n. A gathering at which everyone provides an ingredient for a communal stew and an ingredient for a communal alcoholic beverage of epic strength.

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Hobo supper at the frat house tonight; are you in?

Does a chunder bucket have a handle?

by gnostic 1 April 26, 2013

wankle

n. Any part of the human anatomy that is particularly fine, or erotic.

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Hey now. Look at the wankle on that.

You are quite sexist. You know that, right?

by gnostic 1 December 24, 2012