gnostic 1's definitions

deigloofication

v. Warming of a house or car etc. on a very cold day. Can also be used whimsically when discussing frigid partners.

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Dude! Your house is totally freezing! It is time to get some deigloofication going on in here.

Maybe you should slip on a cardigan.

by gnostic 1 February 9, 2013

goalie fight

n. From ice hockey. An incongruous event that really should not be happening, shows utter incoordination, poor planning, and a lack of proper attire, and yet is hypnotically entertaining.

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So I hear the mayor of Chicago went up against the gun-control folks. How did that go?

Total goalie fight.

by gnostic 1 September 23, 2013

ducking

v. Avoiding responsibility.

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Hey! Where you been? That conclave be started. You ducking?

No Monsigneur.

by gnostic 1 March 10, 2013

wobbler

n. Anyone who has grown too old and infirm to continue at his trade or sport.

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Check out the wobbler playing hockey.

Can't read the writing on the wall.

Or anything else without his bifocals.

by gnostic 1 September 19, 2013

farmageddon

n.Unfortunate event which destroys a crop or otherwise damages a farm's existence.

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Yessir. I reckon it was before you was born, before the farmageddon, but this here used to be wheatfields as far as the eye could see. That was before they built them pipelines.

But after you and grandma stole the land from the Indians?

You hankerin' a whipping boy?

by gnostic 1 October 2, 2013

Hanna

place. Pretty village hidden amongst the gravel tailings that scar much of west central Alberta. Home to the Fighting Muskrats Senior hockey team and a plethora of Craft Shoppes, Hanna seeks to maintain an 18th century look to its streets and parks with a laissez-faire attitude to upkeep. The high school band won third place in a regional march-off in 1982 but no other musical talent has emerged from this vibrant arcane fenestration in the Canadian tapestry.

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Have any famous bands come out of Hanna?

Of course! The Hanna Bulls Marchers did us proud back in 1982.

by gnostic 1 May 5, 2013

gopher

1) n. Small cute ground-dwelling rodent often used as a target by young folk possessed of small-bore rifles and a sense of entitlement.

2) n. Any person who is the target of the wrath, animosity etc. of a superior, teacher etc.

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I am not going into the sales meeting unless an intern shows up. I do not want to be the gopher.

Word that.

by gnostic 1 May 6, 2013