gnostic 1's definitions

shoveling white

v. Clearing snow off the skatepark or, by extension, other surfaces such as sidewalks and stairways.

......................................................................................

Dude! It's blizzardy! Looks like we'll be shoveling white tomorrow.

"Blizzardy"? Do you ever speak proper English?

by gnostic 1 February 1, 2013

peleton

n. The collection of average riders in a bike race who are just phoning it in.

..................................................................................................................................

Okay, the leaders have rushed by, are we going to wait for the peleton?

How much wine is left?

by gnostic 1 June 15, 2013

bourbon dictionary

n. Compedium of liquors and liquor-related knowledge.

........................................................................................................

Dude! Can we mix corn mash and cactus juice and let them ferment together?

Can't see why not, but check on Bourbon Dictionary. We don't want no explosions.

by gnostic 1 April 26, 2013

five-hole

n. Ice hockey term for the space between the goalie's legs. Also a sexual euphemism.

.................................

Hey Pierre. Stick it in the five-hole, eh!

by gnostic 1 July 18, 2012

deigloofication

v. Warming of a house or car etc. on a very cold day. Can also be used whimsically when discussing frigid partners.

......................................................................................

Dude! Your house is totally freezing! It is time to get some deigloofication going on in here.

Maybe you should slip on a cardigan.

by gnostic 1 February 9, 2013

121212

n. Any overly-hyped assemblage of lame older folk prancing about in silly clothes for a noble cause.

......................................................................................

Hey, did you hear? The Toronto Homeless Ladies Centre burned down and now Loverboy and Barenaked Ladies are getting back together for a 121212.

If we raise a lot of money today can we prevent this travesty?

by gnostic 1 December 14, 2012

skate

n. Short, snappy, hip form of the noun skater.

......................................................................................

I am the skate from Hell. I rule the ramps.

Right. Whatever dude.

by gnostic 1 January 19, 2013