farmageddon

n.Unfortunate event which destroys a crop or otherwise damages a farm's existence.

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Yessir. I reckon it was before you was born, before the farmageddon, but this here used to be wheatfields as far as the eye could see. That was before they built them pipelines.

But after you and grandma stole the land from the Indians?

You hankerin' a whipping boy?

by gnostic 1 October 02, 2013

biebering

v. Acting like an entitled low-life while high on drugs.

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You got to stop biebering every weekend. You'll end up in the slammer.

Let me be free! You don't know the pain I've suffered! I grew up in Canada for God's sake!

by gnostic 1 February 01, 2014

not the masters

n. phrase - Expression used when denegrating any mundane sexual experience
or second-rate event.

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Did you see my son's basketball game? What did you think?

Well, it's not the masters.

by gnostic 1 April 13, 2013

peleton

n. The collection of average riders in a bike race who are just phoning it in.

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Okay, the leaders have rushed by, are we going to wait for the peleton?

How much wine is left?

by gnostic 1 June 15, 2013

wankle

n. Any part of the human anatomy that is particularly fine, or erotic.

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Hey now. Look at the wankle on that.

You are quite sexist. You know that, right?

by gnostic 1 December 24, 2012

slow pitch

n. A loose approximation of softball in which the standards are lowered, rules are loosely enforced in a friendly manner, all can play, and heavy drinking is encouraged.

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Hey! Take some speed off that pitch Ace. This is slow pitch, not bean ball!

by gnostic 1 June 05, 2013

shoveling white

v. Clearing snow off the skatepark or, by extension, other surfaces such as sidewalks and stairways.

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Dude! It's blizzardy! Looks like we'll be shoveling white tomorrow.

"Blizzardy"? Do you ever speak proper English?

by gnostic 1 February 01, 2013