trans-incidental beditation

n. Random, uncaring sex with a person of uncertain gender.

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Did you hook up with that odd sparkler you were dancing with last night?

Nah. I'm no longer into trans-incidental beditation.

Been hurt too much?

No. Not enough.
by gnostic 1 October 22, 2013
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kringle

v. To cringe at the thought of participating in any lame holiday events.

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I kringle when I think of singing carols at the homeless shelter. It makes me think of my own bleak childhood. So many bad "Drummer Boy" renditions at the home. Hadn't we suffered enough?
by gnostic 1 December 14, 2012
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Lethbridge

place. Small Albertan town nestled in a small gorge in the centre of a parched featureless plain. Home to a good variety of second-hand shops and discount tire dealers but lacking any connection to the vibrant stone-quarrying industry that has placed Cardston on the map.

Home to the Broncos ice-curling team and twice voted Canacian Prairie Town of the Year.

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Let's stop in Lethbridge and scrape these grasshopper bodies off the windshield.
by gnostic 1 February 23, 2013
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railscratch

n. Radical skateboarding term for a move where you lean backwards and drag your fingers down a railing behind your board. Often done fakey after blowing air.

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Nice railscratch dude! You totally nailed the goat!
by gnostic 1 December 24, 2012
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super bowl

n. Excellent full pipe of hash, opium etc.

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Dude! That super bowl on the weekend was superb!

I thought you didn't like football.

I don't.
by gnostic 1 January 31, 2014
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doornament

n. Decoration, usually overdone, or tacky, found on a door at Xmas or Thanksgiving. Sometimes can also be regarded as a dorkoration.

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This is the place. Lenny said there'd be a horrible doornament.

Ahh. I think it's sweet.

Yeah, but you are high on xmas cheer, and crack.
by gnostic 1 December 19, 2013
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bro-sures

n. Reassurances given to male friends. Usually boosting ego or confidence. Similar to a push-up bro and ego push-ups.

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Your hair looks great man. You don't look like a dweeb at all. Flock of Seagulls still rules.

Thanks man. I'd be a mess without your bro-sures.
by gnostic 1 November 05, 2013
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