gnostic 1's definitions

peleton

n. The collection of average riders in a bike race who are just phoning it in.

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Okay, the leaders have rushed by, are we going to wait for the peleton?

How much wine is left?

by gnostic 1 June 15, 2013

bourbon dictionary

n. Compedium of liquors and liquor-related knowledge.

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Dude! Can we mix corn mash and cactus juice and let them ferment together?

Can't see why not, but check on Bourbon Dictionary. We don't want no explosions.

by gnostic 1 April 26, 2013

five-hole

n. Ice hockey term for the space between the goalie's legs. Also a sexual euphemism.

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Hey Pierre. Stick it in the five-hole, eh!

by gnostic 1 July 18, 2012

Skater's dozen

n. Eleven. A reflection of both the abscence of resources and the humour of skaters.

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Dude! This crate only has eleven brewes.

A skater's dozen! Radical. Nine for me and four for you!

Tottally!

by gnostic 1 February 24, 2013

thermal-boy

n. Canadian term for an athlete who is on a "hot"' streak. Can also be used in other settings such as workplaces and often is used ironically.

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Way to almost score a hockey goal there champ! You are such a thermal-boy it's a wonder the ice don't melt, eh.

by gnostic 1 July 21, 2012

proxy let down

n. A feeling of despair felt as a result of the failure of one's favourite team etc. The failure is felt on a deeply personal level despite one's lack of contribution.

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Yo. What's with the black armband.

I just feel so terrible today. I thought I gave it all I had. I tried to leave everything on the couch. I wore my team jersey, painted my face, bought a bumper sticker. I should have done more. I feel like I've let everybody down.

It's just proxy let down my man. Next season get some vintage jerseys for your kids and a recliner in the team colours.

by gnostic 1 February 3, 2013

railscratch

n. Radical skateboarding term for a move where you lean backwards and drag your fingers down a railing behind your board. Often done fakey after blowing air.

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Nice railscratch dude! You totally nailed the goat!

by gnostic 1 December 23, 2012