gnostic 1's definitions

deigloofication

v. Warming of a house or car etc. on a very cold day. Can also be used whimsically when discussing frigid partners.

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Dude! Your house is totally freezing! It is time to get some deigloofication going on in here.

Maybe you should slip on a cardigan.

by gnostic 1 February 9, 2013

ducking

v. Avoiding responsibility.

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Hey! Where you been? That conclave be started. You ducking?

No Monsigneur.

by gnostic 1 March 10, 2013

enormoose

adj. Really, really large. Huge in fact.

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That debt is enormoose! You think you're the government or something?

Is that rhetorical?

Could be. Is rhetorical the one where I don't have to answer?

Yeah.

So I've already ruined that.

by gnostic 1 October 7, 2013

121212

n. Any overly-hyped assemblage of lame older folk prancing about in silly clothes for a noble cause.

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Hey, did you hear? The Toronto Homeless Ladies Centre burned down and now Loverboy and Barenaked Ladies are getting back together for a 121212.

If we raise a lot of money today can we prevent this travesty?

by gnostic 1 December 14, 2012

fransing

v. Rabbiting on endlessly and with great enthusiasm about the latest quirky thing on the internet.

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...and there was this guy in a giant duck suit (You just have to see his expression!) and he was eating a peach! A peach! I swear to God! You have to see it. I could download show you right now if you want ...

I've enjoyed your fransing just now and I'd love to hear more, but I've got this stabbing victim to attend to.

by gnostic 1 September 21, 2013

thatcher

n. Person who promulgates divisive political theories.

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You support trickle-down economics? What a thatcher!

by gnostic 1 April 9, 2013

pimple fairy

n. Mythical creature who visits teenagers at night and touches their faces with her zit wand.

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Wow. Looks like someone had a visit from the pimple fairy.

I will cut you. I swear to God.

by gnostic 1 January 18, 2013