15 definitions by glamrocker

tubagoo

A fat person. Not someone who has the genetic predisposition for obesity, but someone who, through poor diet and lack of exercise, has become a soft, floppy, pile of blubber.

Side bar: these people are generally the ones who, through moderate exercise, alcohol intake and diet correction can loose the tub...of goo.

Gawd, that is one tubagoo.

So this guy shows up on the date and (she) could not believe how much of a tubagoo he had become!

by glamrocker August 30, 2010

Toyotaphobia

The fear of riding in or being hit by a Toyota with a stuck accelerator pedal.

There is no way in hell that I'm getting in that Camary. I am suffering from toyotaphobia.
or
I have Toyotaphobia. I can't get into traffic knowing all those Toyotas are on the road.

by glamrocker March 15, 2010

malfactice

The charge or accusation of the practice of; knowingnly or (though rarely) unknowingly giving a bad definition or fact as related to a many things. Commonly, the charge is levied on a person who runs their mouth to impress, sound smart, or be part of a conversation they know nothing about.

Because of his ramblings on about everything, he was charged with malfactice by his co-workers.

by glamrocker October 26, 2010

full stomach bliss

When you have hit the maximum you can eat without "crossing over" to a "food coma." The magical moment of not too much; just right.

I have to say, that Grand Slam Breakfast has given me "full stomach bliss."

by glamrocker September 30, 2009

redneck retreat

A large blue plastic tarp stretched out and tied off to trees or poles.

Are you sure you want to camp here? That redneck retreat over there tells me it's gonna get loud tonight!

I'm a gonna set up one hell of a redneck retreat to watch the race!

by glamrocker October 11, 2013

Cop-speak

The official unofficial language of the police when speaking to the public. Including: the press, in the courts, to witnesses or the general population.

Then the officer went right into Cop-speak."The subject was observed entering the a fore mentioned entry way. Documented to be breached around 1300 hours, the door was found to be, uh, dislodged with an unidentified object. The perp. was reportedly seen grasping that device by a reliable witness blah, blah, blah......"

by glamrocker October 6, 2009

urbanethnic

A polite way of saying "full on ghetto." This term can be applied to dress, language dialect, posture/composure or vehicle style.

I could barely understand that phone conversation. That persons' urbanethnic dialect was so thick!

by glamrocker December 10, 2010