gk339's definitions

Why Me God?

1. What you usually say when your girlfriend,wife or mother

tells you to take out the trash right when the play of the week comes up.

2. What you say when your calc teacher gives you a quiz.

1. TV: And the play of the week is....

Bitch: GK take out the trash please!

GK: Why Me God?

2.Ms.Hctib: Happy Monday class! Time for a pop quiz!

GK: Why Me God?

by gk339 June 21, 2009

JOTF

Jaw On The Floor

To be surprised to the point where your jaw is on the floor
JOTF
Dude did you hear Lil Wayne I Am Not Human? JOTF!!

by gk339 August 12, 2009

Sit On It

1. What a teacher tells you to do when you excessively sharpen your pencil, blow your nose or go to the bathroom.

2. What you tell someone when they flip you off.

1. Kid: can I go to the bathroom real fast? I gotta take a leak!

Teacher: Sit on it and take the damn final!!

2. Guy 1: Take my girl huh? Right here ya fucker!

" Guy 1 flips off Guy 2 "

Guy 2: Ahh Sit On It!

by gk339 June 16, 2009

21st Century Breakdown

Green Day's lateset rock album. It follows the couple Christian and Gloria who are trying to fix the modern world. THERE ARE SEVERAL SOLOS ON THE ALBUM. They are however not as long as the Welcome To Paradise Solo.As an old school/new school Green Day Fan the album is PERFECT. Christian's Inferno and Viva La Gloria describe both of the characters personalities.

Mark: 21st Century breakdown kicks much ass.

Paul: Yeah im gonna get married to Last Night On Earth.

Ronnie: American Eulogy was ass though

Ronnie is right though.

by gk339 January 16, 2010

Pop A Lid Off

A bar in T.I's Im Illy meaning to take off your hat and chill.

Where ya'll niggas get off? Piss Off. Me and Mine oughta take tine to pop a lid off

by gk339 July 18, 2009

Mist Kiss

To kiss your partner while blowing weed smoke in their mouthes.

We had a passionate and dazed Mist Kiss after school in the parking lot.

by gk339 June 19, 2009

Cat Smack

Tha act of smacking the jesus out of your girl's twat.

After the fuck session she said I was fast as shit so I reached over and gave her a good cat smack

by gk339 June 17, 2009