gimme the money's definitions

pain in the ass

To have discomfort in the buttocks

"anal went wrong last night, it was a pain in the ass"

by gimme the money April 11, 2016

Assassin

Hillary Clinton

The assassin Hillary Clinton has just murdered Ambassador Stevens in Benghazi

by gimme the money April 25, 2017

OC

stands for "original content"

generally used for meme pages on facebook

"you are an idiot, you stole this off tumblr, get some oc moron, unliking this page"

by gimme the money June 2, 2016

happiness

Life's greatest illusion.

Unless you play world of warcraft

guy 1: I don't have money and thus I have no happiness :(

guy 2: Here have a snickers.. I mean world of warcraft

guy 1: thanks wow I feel great

by gimme the money May 15, 2017

montreal smoked meat

Divine and holy spiritual objects that Montrealers like to eat with their poutine (as does the rest of Canada)

"Man Montreal Smoked Meat goes down so nice with a can of beer eh"

by gimme the money December 8, 2015

jack of all trades

Something that school aspires to develop its students into, a "jack of all trades" is a well-rounded person who has adapted many skills and is somewhat knowledgeable on many topics but is not an expert (or even an apprentice) in most or even all of the said skills.

Son: Mom I swept my report with C's in all my classes
Parent: Wtf I'm calling the school

-parent proceeds to call the school-

Parent: Wtf my son is a freaking failure how could this happen
Principal: What do you mean, he is a "jack of all trades", he will totally get into a university
Parent: Wtf, is my tax dollars really going into this shit education system
Principal: No, it's going into my wallet.. err I mean uhh, no, it is uhh, going to..
Parent: I'm putting my "jack of all trades" kid up for adoption

by gimme the money June 29, 2016

Jutter

A mix of jam and butter. Has a sweet and salty taste and a nice texture to it, goes great on bread.

"Mom pass me the jutter! I'm packing lunch."

by gimme the money May 11, 2016