gimme the money's definitions

mainlander

Communists.

gongchandang: "Love live the People's Republic of China!"

other guy: "wtf is that mainlander doing"

by gimme the money May 14, 2017

China

Communists that somehow have all our money.

guy 1: let's go to war with china, first let's replace these made in china guns with made in america guns

guy 2: no can do everything is made in china

guy 1: wtf

by gimme the money May 14, 2017

overheat

What AMD processors are always doing.

"You have an amd cpu? Holy crap how come your house has burnt down yet?! That shit overheats on idle!"

by gimme the money August 2, 2016

eargasm

When you get chills listening to music (in particular, from John Williams, who is widely considered the greatest movie score composer of all time).

Forget the actual movie scene, this music is giving me an eargasm!

by gimme the money May 22, 2016

montreal smoked meat

Divine and holy spiritual objects that Montrealers like to eat with their poutine (as does the rest of Canada)

"Man Montreal Smoked Meat goes down so nice with a can of beer eh"

by gimme the money December 8, 2015

happiness

Life's greatest illusion.

Unless you play world of warcraft

guy 1: I don't have money and thus I have no happiness :(

guy 2: Here have a snickers.. I mean world of warcraft

guy 1: thanks wow I feel great

by gimme the money May 15, 2017

jack of all trades

Something that school aspires to develop its students into, a "jack of all trades" is a well-rounded person who has adapted many skills and is somewhat knowledgeable on many topics but is not an expert (or even an apprentice) in most or even all of the said skills.

Son: Mom I swept my report with C's in all my classes
Parent: Wtf I'm calling the school

-parent proceeds to call the school-

Parent: Wtf my son is a freaking failure how could this happen
Principal: What do you mean, he is a "jack of all trades", he will totally get into a university
Parent: Wtf, is my tax dollars really going into this shit education system
Principal: No, it's going into my wallet.. err I mean uhh, no, it is uhh, going to..
Parent: I'm putting my "jack of all trades" kid up for adoption

by gimme the money June 29, 2016