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jack of all trades

Something that school aspires to develop its students into, a "jack of all trades" is a well-rounded person who has adapted many skills and is somewhat knowledgeable on many topics but is not an expert (or even an apprentice) in most or even all of the said skills.

Son: Mom I swept my report with C's in all my classes
Parent: Wtf I'm calling the school

-parent proceeds to call the school-

Parent: Wtf my son is a freaking failure how could this happen
Principal: What do you mean, he is a "jack of all trades", he will totally get into a university
Parent: Wtf, is my tax dollars really going into this shit education system
Principal: No, it's going into my wallet.. err I mean uhh, no, it is uhh, going to..
Parent: I'm putting my "jack of all trades" kid up for adoption

by gimme the money June 29, 2016

eargasm

When you get chills listening to music (in particular, from John Williams, who is widely considered the greatest movie score composer of all time).

Forget the actual movie scene, this music is giving me an eargasm!

by gimme the money May 22, 2016

hong kong

A city that can be either really high-tech or a ghetto slum depending on where you are in it. The same applies to its people. You're either a really rich Chinese (insert typical business-related job, such as entrepreneur or stock market share holder here) or a rice farmer with a lifetime savings equivalent to pocket change.

rich stock market guy: i just got wasted with my girlfriend on some imported wine in our 3 million dollar apartment (3 million dollar is implied as US dollars for urban dictionary relatability, as of July 2016, 1 USD = ~7.7 Hong Kong Dollars, and no, a 3 million US dollar apartment in Hong Kong is not an exaggeration)

rice farmer: can you give me some of that money?

rich stock market guy: diu lay lo mo!

by gimme the money July 26, 2016

solo

The last name of the renowned smuggler Han Solo. No one gives a fuck about the rest of the definitions.

Holy shit! Han Solo just shot three First Order Stormtroopers dead before any of them returned fire!

by gimme the money June 9, 2016

free

The equivalent of zero dollars.

An ideal price for broke college students.

"the guy on main street is handing out free pencils again"

by gimme the money June 8, 2016

leung

The best Chinese Last name that fits in North America. Other Chinese names (especially the hyphenated or 2 word ones) will look like your name was inherited straight from 11th Century China.

"Wow Mike Leung is so sexy, but wtf that rice farmer Steve Choi over there is retarded, even though his father is a rich stock market holder back in Hong Kong who buys him tons of plastic surgery."

by gimme the money May 15, 2016

OC

stands for "original content"

generally used for meme pages on facebook

"you are an idiot, you stole this off tumblr, get some oc moron, unliking this page"

by gimme the money June 2, 2016