gimme the money's definitions

Windows Vista

The only Windows OS that was worse than the previous release (Windows XP).

After John upgraded his XP core 2 duo to Windows Vista, he realized he had fucked up.

by gimme the money June 9, 2016

Star Trek

A shitty version of Star Wars.

Our son is watching Star Trek instead of Star Wars, let's kill him!

by gimme the money July 5, 2016

jack of all trades

Something that school aspires to develop its students into, a "jack of all trades" is a well-rounded person who has adapted many skills and is somewhat knowledgeable on many topics but is not an expert (or even an apprentice) in most or even all of the said skills.

Son: Mom I swept my report with C's in all my classes
Parent: Wtf I'm calling the school

-parent proceeds to call the school-

Parent: Wtf my son is a freaking failure how could this happen
Principal: What do you mean, he is a "jack of all trades", he will totally get into a university
Parent: Wtf, is my tax dollars really going into this shit education system
Principal: No, it's going into my wallet.. err I mean uhh, no, it is uhh, going to..
Parent: I'm putting my "jack of all trades" kid up for adoption

by gimme the money June 29, 2016

hong kong

A city that can be either really high-tech or a ghetto slum depending on where you are in it. The same applies to its people. You're either a really rich Chinese (insert typical business-related job, such as entrepreneur or stock market share holder here) or a rice farmer with a lifetime savings equivalent to pocket change.

rich stock market guy: i just got wasted with my girlfriend on some imported wine in our 3 million dollar apartment (3 million dollar is implied as US dollars for urban dictionary relatability, as of July 2016, 1 USD = ~7.7 Hong Kong Dollars, and no, a 3 million US dollar apartment in Hong Kong is not an exaggeration)

rice farmer: can you give me some of that money?

rich stock market guy: diu lay lo mo!

by gimme the money July 26, 2016

eargasm

When you get chills listening to music (in particular, from John Williams, who is widely considered the greatest movie score composer of all time).

Forget the actual movie scene, this music is giving me an eargasm!

by gimme the money May 22, 2016

hong kong

A city that can be either really high-tech or a ghetto slum depending on where you are in it. The same applies to its people. You're either a really rich Chinese (insert typical business-related job, such as entrepreneur or stock market share holder here) or a rice farmer with a lifetime savings equivalent to pocket change.

rich stock market guy: i just got wasted with my girlfriend on some imported wine in our 3 million dollar apartment (3 million dollar is implied as US dollars for urban dictionary relatability, as of July 2016, 1 USD = ~7.7 Hong Kong Dollars, and no, a 3 million US dollar apartment in Hong Kong is not an exaggeration)

rice farmer: can you give me some of that money?

rich stock market guy: diu lay lo mo!

by gimme the money July 26, 2016

Jack

Slang for "rig".

You jacked the odds, fucking cheap ass, the possibility of you winning was 3720 to 1!

by gimme the money July 1, 2016