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Stronghold and Chill

Star Wars The Old Republic game's variant for Netflix and Chill. Except that strongholds are huge ass facilities that cost a lot of money, and you watch Netflix on the futuristic hologram. Sure to impress any woman.

Rich guy: Who wants to Stronghold and Chill?
Rest of SWTOR chat: me please

by gimme the money July 1, 2016

Assassin

Hillary Clinton

The assassin Hillary Clinton has just murdered Ambassador Stevens in Benghazi

by gimme the money April 25, 2017

OC

stands for "original content"

generally used for meme pages on facebook

"you are an idiot, you stole this off tumblr, get some oc moron, unliking this page"

by gimme the money June 2, 2016

pain in the ass

To have discomfort in the buttocks

"anal went wrong last night, it was a pain in the ass"

by gimme the money April 11, 2016

jack of all trades

Something that school aspires to develop its students into, a "jack of all trades" is a well-rounded person who has adapted many skills and is somewhat knowledgeable on many topics but is not an expert (or even an apprentice) in most or even all of the said skills.

Son: Mom I swept my report with C's in all my classes
Parent: Wtf I'm calling the school

-parent proceeds to call the school-

Parent: Wtf my son is a freaking failure how could this happen
Principal: What do you mean, he is a "jack of all trades", he will totally get into a university
Parent: Wtf, is my tax dollars really going into this shit education system
Principal: No, it's going into my wallet.. err I mean uhh, no, it is uhh, going to..
Parent: I'm putting my "jack of all trades" kid up for adoption

by gimme the money June 29, 2016

hong kong

A city that can be either really high-tech or a ghetto slum depending on where you are in it. The same applies to its people. You're either a really rich Chinese (insert typical business-related job, such as entrepreneur or stock market share holder here) or a rice farmer with a lifetime savings equivalent to pocket change.

rich stock market guy: i just got wasted with my girlfriend on some imported wine in our 3 million dollar apartment (3 million dollar is implied as US dollars for urban dictionary relatability, as of July 2016, 1 USD = ~7.7 Hong Kong Dollars, and no, a 3 million US dollar apartment in Hong Kong is not an exaggeration)

rice farmer: can you give me some of that money?

rich stock market guy: diu lay lo mo!

by gimme the money July 26, 2016

teq

Stands for "That Escalated Quickly"

Dude 1: My new ruler is 30 centimeters
Dude 2: My penis is that large
Dude 1: teq

by gimme the money May 18, 2016