gimme the money's definitions

leung

The best Chinese Last name that fits in North America. Other Chinese names (especially the hyphenated or 2 word ones) will look like your name was inherited straight from 11th Century China.

"Wow Mike Leung is so sexy, but wtf that rice farmer Steve Choi over there is retarded, even though his father is a rich stock market holder back in Hong Kong who buys him tons of plastic surgery."

by gimme the money May 15, 2016

Tank and Spank

The simplest mmorpg tactic, where a heavily-armed, high health point player (referred to as the tank) draws the enemy's attention and takes all the enemy fire while the rest of the team come in and deal damage to the opposition (referred to as the DPS, the one who delivers the "spank").

Side note: May not always be the best approach in a boss fight with certain mechanics.

Healer: is there any boss mechanics for this fight, do we have to avoid anything or be aware of any attacks?

Tank: No this boss is easy, let's just roll in with the tank and spank

by gimme the money September 6, 2016

Windows Vista

The only Windows OS that was worse than the previous release (Windows XP).

After John upgraded his XP core 2 duo to Windows Vista, he realized he had fucked up.

by gimme the money June 9, 2016

hong kong

A city that can be either really high-tech or a ghetto slum depending on where you are in it. The same applies to its people. You're either a really rich Chinese (insert typical business-related job, such as entrepreneur or stock market share holder here) or a rice farmer with a lifetime savings equivalent to pocket change.

rich stock market guy: i just got wasted with my girlfriend on some imported wine in our 3 million dollar apartment (3 million dollar is implied as US dollars for urban dictionary relatability, as of July 2016, 1 USD = ~7.7 Hong Kong Dollars, and no, a 3 million US dollar apartment in Hong Kong is not an exaggeration)

rice farmer: can you give me some of that money?

rich stock market guy: diu lay lo mo!

by gimme the money July 26, 2016

vancouver transit

Obsolete and Archaic transit system that Gregor Robertson thinks vancouverites will settle for. The trains break down at least twice a year and the buses are crowded with hipsters and deluded 20 year old males who hold starbuck cups.

"Calgary's transit system is so bad!"

"Have you seen the Vancouver transit system, man?"

by gimme the money December 8, 2015

solo

The last name of the renowned smuggler Han Solo. No one gives a fuck about the rest of the definitions.

Holy shit! Han Solo just shot three First Order Stormtroopers dead before any of them returned fire!

by gimme the money June 9, 2016

free

The equivalent of zero dollars.

An ideal price for broke college students.

"the guy on main street is handing out free pencils again"

by gimme the money June 8, 2016