Definitions by gimme the money

hong kong 

A city that can be either really high-tech or a ghetto slum depending on where you are in it. The same applies to its people. You're either a really rich Chinese (insert typical business-related job, such as entrepreneur or stock market share holder here) or a rice farmer with a lifetime savings equivalent to pocket change.

rich stock market guy: i just got wasted with my girlfriend on some imported wine in our 3 million dollar apartment (3 million dollar is implied as US dollars for urban dictionary relatability, as of July 2016, 1 USD = ~7.7 Hong Kong Dollars, and no, a 3 million US dollar apartment in Hong Kong is not an exaggeration)

rice farmer: can you give me some of that money?

rich stock market guy: diu lay lo mo!

hong kong by gimme the money July 26, 2016

Star Trek 

A shitty version of Star Wars.

Our son is watching Star Trek instead of Star Wars, let's kill him!

Star Trek by gimme the money July 5, 2016

Star Trek: The Next Generation 

A shit version of Star Wars.

"Let's go watch Star Trek: The Next Generation!"

"Useless cretin with bad tastes I am watching Star Wars."

Star Trek: The Next Generation by gimme the money July 5, 2016

Jack

Slang for "rig".

You jacked the odds, fucking cheap ass, the possibility of you winning was 3720 to 1!

Jack by gimme the money July 1, 2016

Stronghold and Chill 

Star Wars The Old Republic game's variant for Netflix and Chill. Except that strongholds are huge ass facilities that cost a lot of money, and you watch Netflix on the futuristic hologram. Sure to impress any woman.

Rich guy: Who wants to Stronghold and Chill?
Rest of SWTOR chat: me please

Stronghold and Chill by gimme the money July 1, 2016

jack of all trades 

Something that school aspires to develop its students into, a "jack of all trades" is a well-rounded person who has adapted many skills and is somewhat knowledgeable on many topics but is not an expert (or even an apprentice) in most or even all of the said skills.

Son: Mom I swept my report with C's in all my classes
Parent: Wtf I'm calling the school

-parent proceeds to call the school-

Parent: Wtf my son is a freaking failure how could this happen
Principal: What do you mean, he is a "jack of all trades", he will totally get into a university
Parent: Wtf, is my tax dollars really going into this shit education system
Principal: No, it's going into my wallet.. err I mean uhh, no, it is uhh, going to..
Parent: I'm putting my "jack of all trades" kid up for adoption

jack of all trades by gimme the money June 29, 2016

Windows Vista 

The only Windows OS that was worse than the previous release (Windows XP).

After John upgraded his XP core 2 duo to Windows Vista, he realized he had fucked up.

Windows Vista by gimme the money June 9, 2016