gimme the money's definitions

Star Trek: The Next Generation

A shit version of Star Wars.

"Let's go watch Star Trek: The Next Generation!"

"Useless cretin with bad tastes I am watching Star Wars."

by gimme the money July 5, 2016

Windows Vista

The only Windows OS that was worse than the previous release (Windows XP).

After John upgraded his XP core 2 duo to Windows Vista, he realized he had fucked up.

by gimme the money June 9, 2016

Star Trek

A shitty version of Star Wars.

Our son is watching Star Trek instead of Star Wars, let's kill him!

by gimme the money July 5, 2016

leung

The best Chinese Last name that fits in North America. Other Chinese names (especially the hyphenated or 2 word ones) will look like your name was inherited straight from 11th Century China.

"Wow Mike Leung is so sexy, but wtf that rice farmer Steve Choi over there is retarded, even though his father is a rich stock market holder back in Hong Kong who buys him tons of plastic surgery."

by gimme the money May 15, 2016

vancouver transit

Obsolete and Archaic transit system that Gregor Robertson thinks vancouverites will settle for. The trains break down at least twice a year and the buses are crowded with hipsters and deluded 20 year old males who hold starbuck cups.

"Calgary's transit system is so bad!"

"Have you seen the Vancouver transit system, man?"

by gimme the money December 8, 2015

hong kong

A city that can be either really high-tech or a ghetto slum depending on where you are in it. The same applies to its people. You're either a really rich Chinese (insert typical business-related job, such as entrepreneur or stock market share holder here) or a rice farmer with a lifetime savings equivalent to pocket change.

rich stock market guy: i just got wasted with my girlfriend on some imported wine in our 3 million dollar apartment (3 million dollar is implied as US dollars for urban dictionary relatability, as of July 2016, 1 USD = ~7.7 Hong Kong Dollars, and no, a 3 million US dollar apartment in Hong Kong is not an exaggeration)

rice farmer: can you give me some of that money?

rich stock market guy: diu lay lo mo!

by gimme the money July 26, 2016

average Joe

An average joe is a symbolization of an average American person (generally male). The term was used mainly in the late 90s - early 2000s, when the majority of America's population consisted of middle class citizens. Usually falls under the following traits: considered not to be dumb nor smart, follows any kind of sports (and also drinks heavily when their favourite team is not doing well), works five or six days a week (usually as a white collar worker), and comes home every night to sit on their sofas and watch TV.

Teacher: What do you want to be when you grow up, children?

Stupid child: Mommy said I could be anything, so I want to be a billionaire!

Asian: I want to be a doctor (because my parents are going to kill me if I dont!).
Child of American heritage: I want to be an average Joe.

by gimme the money August 29, 2016