geoff's definitions

RTS

Real-Time Strategy. Refers to a strategy-based computer game, generally involving management of an army or civilization.

Command & Conquer is an RTS.

by Geoff January 19, 2003

inedag

Mysterious internet user originating in the obscure PC Dev II chatroom of AOL circa 1997. Exhibits extreme antisocial behavior with bouts of suicide. Delusions of meglomania only reinforced by his insane computer skills.

Popularized the smiley face ":|", ";(", along with the meme "lol@u"

Also known as: reverend ine, drunkard ine (and others).

"inedag IM'd another girl today pretending to be a 20 year old college freshman"

"we call indecent exposure charges near a grade school 'inedags' in SoCal"

by geoff March 18, 2004

frag

Short for fragmentary grenade, a grenade designed to propel shrapnel, generally with an approximate radius of 15 feet.

Throw that frag into the bunker.

by Geoff January 19, 2003

Grand Royal

(1)A great band that dosent exsist but i wish did.
(2)Something very exciting in her pants.

"Dude i found the Grand Royal!"

by Geoff March 27, 2003

sloppy jalopy

A sloppy jalopy is a sexual act for partners very comfortable with each other. During fellatio, when the man is about to climax, he pushes the girl away, cums in his own hand and smacks the girl in the face with it. This is called a sloppy jalopy.

He gave me a sloppy jalopy. It was so romantic.

by geoff May 20, 2005

fps

Frames Per Second. The general benchmark for computer performance in a video game. Refers to the number of times the image on a computer monitor gets refreshed per second. 60 fps is generally the benchmark for acceptable performance; that provides a buffer for when the action in a game gets heavier.

My old crapper of a computer only gets 20 fps in Quake 3.

by Geoff January 19, 2003

fart

1. the releasing of an ass biscuit
2. to rip ass

i farted in that kid's face and he did not appreciate it

by Geoff October 15, 2006