Definitions by geoff

P. Kelly special 

p.kelly special is when you have a bath with ure best friend geoff and lick each others belly buttons clean

"geoff its p kelly special time!"

P. Kelly special by Geoff January 18, 2005

plap 

Plap - is to be used as a shorter version of penis-slap. This word as far as i know was developed by me and a few friends in a fast food restaurant sometime around Jan 04. The word plap was spread quickly around town as well as wherever we traveled.

"He just whipped it out and plapped my leg."

plap by Geoff January 14, 2005

It Dies Today 

Absolutely amazing metalcore band from Buffalo NY. Some of their songs include: Sentiments of You, Deprevity Waltz, A Threnody For Modern Romance..etc

If you like metalcore this is the band to listen too

I slam danced my fucking brains out when It Dies Today played A Threnody For Modern Romance live.

It Dies Today by Geoff January 13, 2005

borange 

1. Something sub-par, or questionable, in quality.

2. The part of a ship that the lower classes use to do their drunk dancing.

1. That movie, Titanic, is borange.

2. That borange scene in that borange movie was borange.

borange by Geoff January 7, 2005

regan dixon 

The most charming, sessy, and gorgeous bunny in the world.

Regan Dixon will forever be loved by her Geoff.

regan dixon by Geoff January 2, 2005

ATG 

Aren't Tits Great?

Use to compliment an excellent pair of jugs.

<While ogling at a pair>...
"Dude, ATG, man, ATG!"

ATG by Geoff December 15, 2004

Spurnage 

The act of spurning. The act of getting jizzed in the face.

> Yo Mamma!
>> Oh spurnage. Ouch! Dis.

Spurnage by Geoff December 13, 2004