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An excessively fleshy person who manages to drape themselves over their (usually unwilling) surroundings. May or may not be accompanied by unwanted fluids, such as sweat, onion dip or . . .
Ken needed to use the restroom, but the meat blanket in the aisle seat had cut off his only escape route.
by geodave June 16, 2016
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Get the Oralboros mug.A sexual term referencing both intercourse and a disparity in age between the two having intercourse.
Heather doesn't like being called a whore or a cougar, she just likes doing the math. You know, how many times will 18 go into 48.
by geodave December 27, 2012
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by geodave January 19, 2013
Get the Bombasticism mug.The pucker-inducing condition experienced when you wake up realizing you are incredibly late for some kind of morning appointment i.e. your job, picking up your kids, feeding the homeless, etc. Symptoms include swearing or cursing in sharp, staccato bursts fuck fuck fuck and promising God you will never drink again.
Josh woke up, realized he was an hour late for work and suffered an extreme case of Morning Tourette's that woke up the nun he'd hooked up with the night before.
by geodave December 21, 2013
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