Fart Angels

The double-handed calisthenics you use after you cut a big, swampy fart.
Darren caught a whiff of colon and realized that Mary was doing fart angels.
by geodave October 14, 2013
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Fudgefinger

The awful condition experienced when you wipe your butt so vigorously that you pierce the toilet paper.
Between his haste to get back to his blind date and the cheap toilet paper, it was inevitable that Vincent's trip to the bathroom would end in fudgefinger.
by geodave March 25, 2013
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Washing your Balls

To excessively compliment someone.
Dude, I'm not just washing your balls - I really like the narrative you put on your report.
by geodave September 08, 2013
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Vagiferous

A vagina-rich environment
by geodave November 26, 2012
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Couchrage

The act of expressing outrage, dissent or vitriol from the comfort of your bed or chair.
Toby's couchrage at the fat man who got stuck on the Ferris Wheel was ironic, considering he hadn't left his bed in 2 or 3 weeks.
by geodave April 07, 2015
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Meat Blanket

An excessively fleshy person who manages to drape themselves over their (usually unwilling) surroundings. May or may not be accompanied by unwanted fluids, such as sweat, onion dip or . . .
Ken needed to use the restroom, but the meat blanket in the aisle seat had cut off his only escape route.
by geodave June 16, 2016
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Bombasticism

The art and science of being bombastic enough to get people to listen to you, even though you're just a windbag.
Russ's bombasticism made for good ratings, despite his utter lack of content.
by geodave January 20, 2013
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