by geodave October 14, 2013
The awful condition experienced when you wipe your butt so vigorously that you pierce the toilet paper.
Between his haste to get back to his blind date and the cheap toilet paper, it was inevitable that Vincent's trip to the bathroom would end in fudgefinger.
by geodave March 25, 2013
To excessively compliment someone.
by geodave September 08, 2013
A vagina-rich environment
by geodave November 26, 2012
Toby's couchrage at the fat man who got stuck on the Ferris Wheel was ironic, considering he hadn't left his bed in 2 or 3 weeks.
by geodave April 07, 2015
An excessively fleshy person who manages to drape themselves over their (usually unwilling) surroundings. May or may not be accompanied by unwanted fluids, such as sweat, onion dip or . . .
Ken needed to use the restroom, but the meat blanket in the aisle seat had cut off his only escape route.
by geodave June 16, 2016
The art and science of being bombastic enough to get people to listen to you, even though you're just a windbag.
by geodave January 20, 2013