10 definitions by geemeister

cunstable

police constable.Officer of the law

"good evening cunstable"

by geemeister November 20, 2004

little jonny ring-ding

Usually a teenage owner of a 50/125cc motorcycle/scooter, who affiliates with 'townies'.Rides around and around town centres late at nite with baffles removed from exhaust system,trying to squeeze that extra mph out of their rusting heaps of crap.

track suit bottomed,crash helmet carrying chavs found in areas immediately around Mcdonalds

by geemeister November 20, 2004

norgit

Norgit, or northern git, one who originates from nothern UK cities, ie; liverpool,manchester.Particularly annoying to southerners.constantly praises life 'up north'

'if you love it so much in manchester ,why dont you eff off back up there you soddin norgit!'

by geemeister November 19, 2004

square head

German person, reference to WWII nazi soldiers helmets.

'have you met Jurgen?'
'who? oh, the square head....'

by geemeister November 19, 2004

reaper

From 'grim reaper', the 'grim' refers to a mans wife/girlfriend being ugly/moody etc.Thus 'reaper'

'wheres Steve tonite?'
'oh hes stuck at home with the reaper'

by geemeister November 19, 2004

grunderhunter

A hideously over made up munter.Often overweight, always ugly

"my god mate look at that grunderhunter stood at the bar"

by geemeister November 20, 2004

choking carrots

vomit,usually containing carrots no eaten in living memory.

"god i was ill last nite i was choking carrots all nite".

by geemeister November 20, 2004