gaz's definitions

jogger

One who is unhealthily obsessed with fitness and health.

"I phoned Ali to see if he was coming out, but he was at the gym again. The guy's such a f**king jogger.

by Gaz October 10, 2004

evilmarq

An unknown, when pandoras box was open evilmarq escaped, it is the unknown 8th plague.

<evilmarq> you've an awful disease, and will die tomorrow?

by Gaz July 4, 2003

Quista

Proper good food (see nosh)

Argh that quista stopped my stomach rumbling

by Gaz December 13, 2003

oh seen

A daft phrase used by Riaz in order to communicate when something has been understood.

ME "Hey Riaz, I heard you shoved a carrot up yo' ass"
RIAZ "Er, yeah"
ME "I got a pic of you doing it"
RIAZ "Oh, seen"

by Gaz March 2, 2004

beaut

slang (Liverpool UK)
a silly person, a fool a gimp, an arsehole.

Alex Ferguson is a total fucking beaut

by Gaz August 28, 2003

Thong

The sexiest thing in the world when shown over jeans or hipsters

by GaZ April 1, 2003

Alcatrazistic

a feeling of imrpisonment and with no escape.

my workplace is alcatazistic

by Gaz July 22, 2003