gaz's definitions

Quista

Proper good food (see nosh)

Argh that quista stopped my stomach rumbling

by Gaz December 13, 2003

onionise

To throw vegetables at strangers

'Bill you just onionised the local MP dude!'

by Gaz April 7, 2005

Git

All the other people suck. It means your mother is a hooker...seriously...not hard. Thats what it means. Not stupid or an arsehole...just that yo mamma is on the game. People use it when somone is a cunt, like most swear words..but thats not what most of them mean.

"Man, apple martin, thats one fucked up name, and I heard yo mammas a right git?"
"Fucking right man, have you seen Vanilla sky?"

"You are a git, yes you, the one reading this, you may not know, but yo mamma is not where you think she is, shes in my friend's bed..."

by Gaz May 19, 2005

bunny

A word to describe one's homosexual relationship with a man.

Sugar is Gaz's Bunny. He likes the cock!

by Gaz February 3, 2003

Smiti

A girl who takes you on adventures to Gants Hill when you thought you were only going shopping.

"Hey Smiti, where are you taking me?"

by Gaz February 23, 2004

loon

Slang for masturbating

"stop looning twig!"

by Gaz July 17, 2003

Nobhead on wheels

A knobhead on wheels, is the kind of person, who drives round areas, usually with passengers. There are two types of nobhead on wheels. The conservative nobhead- This is the person who drives with 1 male passenger in the front, who usually, has his window down, and a tab out the window, and casually yells fuck off at people he passes. The semi-conservative nobhead- is the person who usually has a bunch of fat sluts, in the back, and a mate in the front. These drivers are usually on their way for a gangbang. The driver beeps their horn, and the sluts stick up fingers out of the back windows.

Tonight were the victim of a verbal attack, by a nobhead on wheels

by Gaz April 8, 2005