gaz's definitions

onionise

To throw vegetables at strangers

'Bill you just onionised the local MP dude!'

by Gaz April 7, 2005

Git

All the other people suck. It means your mother is a hooker...seriously...not hard. Thats what it means. Not stupid or an arsehole...just that yo mamma is on the game. People use it when somone is a cunt, like most swear words..but thats not what most of them mean.

"Man, apple martin, thats one fucked up name, and I heard yo mammas a right git?"
"Fucking right man, have you seen Vanilla sky?"

"You are a git, yes you, the one reading this, you may not know, but yo mamma is not where you think she is, shes in my friend's bed..."

by Gaz May 19, 2005

bunny

A word to describe one's homosexual relationship with a man.

Sugar is Gaz's Bunny. He likes the cock!

by Gaz February 3, 2003

leather headed womb bat

the equipment used by a male to impregnate a female and also to have a piss!

also known as a penis, cock, knob, willy, dick, tadger, jolly rodger, sausage, meat, beef, one eyed snake and trumpet!!!

by GAZ September 21, 2004

manc

Inhabitant of the city of Manchester.

Any houmourless twat with a dodgy weave and inabilty to say words such as; paper, tenner or anything ending with ER.

by Gaz January 12, 2005

Startled

Super Gay person!

<sunin>Shall i do my nails today or tomorrow ?

by Gaz July 7, 2003

Quista

Proper good food (see nosh)

Argh that quista stopped my stomach rumbling

by Gaz December 13, 2003