gaz's definitions

Cuntmuffin

A Cunt of a bran variety

by Gaz September 24, 2003

giis

Good, or impressive. General excitement.

Giis, I got new PS2 game.

by Gaz September 14, 2003

uned

An uned is short for an uneducated person. Usually somebody with no qualifications who lives in a council area, and is dependant on benefits. Most chavers are uneds, as they have no education. Uneds are often seen around streets drinking and in chaver cars.

God did you see that woman on trishia, she was an uned.

Last night an uned on wheels, beeped his horn at me, and stuck his fingers up, yelling fuck off, at the top of his voice.

by Gaz April 8, 2005

Smiti

A girl who takes you on adventures to Gants Hill when you thought you were only going shopping.

"Hey Smiti, where are you taking me?"

by Gaz February 23, 2004

jogger

One who is unhealthily obsessed with fitness and health.

"I phoned Ali to see if he was coming out, but he was at the gym again. The guy's such a f**king jogger.

by Gaz October 10, 2004

leather headed womb bat

the equipment used by a male to impregnate a female and also to have a piss!

also known as a penis, cock, knob, willy, dick, tadger, jolly rodger, sausage, meat, beef, one eyed snake and trumpet!!!

by GAZ September 21, 2004

manc

Inhabitant of the city of Manchester.

Any houmourless twat with a dodgy weave and inabilty to say words such as; paper, tenner or anything ending with ER.

by Gaz January 12, 2005