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Spray-on blazer

A term which is used to describe a person whose blazer is far too tight for their body, and thus, appears to be ‘sprayed’ on. Although the term had originated to describe tight blazers, the term may also be used for clothing in general. Typically, one who possess spray-on clothes are of heavier weight, i.e., are fat.

“Mate, that fat-arse has a spray-on blazer!”

by gary69_ March 28, 2023

Sniper's Nightmare

Used to describe a person who walks with their entire body moving side to side since they typically have one dead leg. The phrase “Sniper’s Nightmare” alludes to the difficulty a sniper would have in assassinating them if they were the intended victim.

“Old Sloppy Tony is a total sniper's nightmare the way he walks!”

by gary69_ August 30, 2022

Elongated skull

“Elongated skull” is a term used to describe the shape of the back of one’s head. As the name implies, an elongated skull is a skull shape which is, well, elongated. People who possess this amusing phenotype have a large/prominent occipital protuberance, which gives the skull a stretched-out look when viewed from the side (xD).

“That guy has more of an elongated skull than an ancient Egyptian pharaoh!”

by gary69_ March 28, 2023

Pull a Taranto

1. (slang, Australia) The act of cyberstalking and investigating personal information about someone you know.

Person 1: That guy is really invested into finding information about his best mate’s sister.
Person 2: I think he’s going to pull a Taranto!

by gary69_ August 25, 2022

Bloody elk

“Bloody elk” is a term used when one is annoyed or in shock. Although unobvious, “bloody elk” had derived from “bloody ‘ell,” a term used for similar purposes. What’s ironic about the nature of “bloody elk” is the fact that it embodies autocorrect’s flaws despite being highly humorous.

“Bloody elk, I ducking hate autocorrect!”

by gary69_ March 28, 2023

Calves from Hell

A term used to describe the size of one's calves. One who possesses calves from Hell has calves that significantly lack muscle mass, resulting in a skinny, bone-like look, and inspires utter perplexity in others into how they can even move. The origin of the term is unclear, as there is no immediate similarity between skinny calves and Hell. It could be said, however, that only the most depraved and evil people possess calves from hell, and thus, well, they come from Hell.

"His gastrocnemii (calves) are especially affected by his severe lack of muscularity and is the reason for his nickname, ‘Calves from Hell’ (xD)."

by gary69_ March 29, 2023

Wombat-ass-looking head

A “wombat‘s-ass” is a term used to describe the shape of the back of one’s head. As the name suggests, a wombat-ass head possess little to no curvature, resembling, well, a wombat’s ass. The reason for such is largely due to the absence or smaller size of the occipital protuberance.

Person 1: What type of head shape do you have?
Person 2: Yeah, yeah, I have a slight wombat-ass-looking head.

by gary69_ March 28, 2023