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Gadsen Flag

A historical flag dating to revolutionary times, when it was still used as a symbol of the colonies coming together to fight the British.

Today, a symbol flown mostly by loudmouthed conservative chuds declaring their allegiance to House Slytherin.
Fuck the Gadsen Flag.
by garcalej November 9, 2021
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Libertarian

A Tea-Bagger who has learned to smoke marijuana.
Vote Libertarian, for those who don't give a **** what happens to their neighbors, so long as nobody touches their guns, weed, or Chia Pet collection.
by garcalej December 15, 2017
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Diet Coke

A drink marketed as a low-carb alternative to regular Coke. Works in so much that one or two sips of that glorified seltzer will actually dissuade you from finishing the whole can.
Diet Coke! Diet Coke! This is a sentence with Diet Coke in it!
by garcalej December 10, 2019
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Redneck

Imagine a white person.

Then take away all the money, privilege, and education, but leave behind the arrogance, hubris, and prejudice.
Grandma Walker is a redneck.
by garcalej August 4, 2018
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Magic

The ability to influence, control, or otherwise change things no person could ever possibly effect by natural means.
To turn wood into gold, that is magic.
To make water flow backwards, that is magic.
To see one’s own future, that is magic.
by garcalej November 29, 2020
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Urban Dictionary

An online bathroom stall posing as a legitimate website.
by garcalej February 17, 2015
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Tits

1. Female breasts
2. Also, for a time, prison slang for heroine.
1. She got nice tits, bruh.

2. Hey man (scratches neck). You got any tits?
by garcalej July 11, 2019
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