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All I know is that whenever the religious conservatives of any country do something horrible or backward, they blame it on this guy.
Kind of like that imaginary friend you had as a kid who was always telling you to start fires and shit.
Kind of like that imaginary friend you had as a kid who was always telling you to start fires and shit.
"I don't understand. Why do you hate gay people so much?"
"It's not my opinion. I'm just following God's word."
"It's not my opinion. I'm just following God's word."
by garcalej February 1, 2019
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by garcalej February 17, 2015
Get the Urban Dictionary mug.A historical flag dating to revolutionary times, when it was still used as a symbol of the colonies coming together to fight the British.
Today, a symbol flown mostly by loudmouthed conservative chuds declaring their allegiance to House Slytherin.
Today, a symbol flown mostly by loudmouthed conservative chuds declaring their allegiance to House Slytherin.
by garcalej November 9, 2021
Get the Gadsen Flag mug.Generic catch-all term for non-citizen enlistees in the United States Armed forces. The history of foreign nationals being recruited into the US Army is one that goes all the way back to the Revolutionary War and has continued to the present day in the form of Military Accessions Vital to the National Interest (MAVNI) and other programs that allow non-citizens to join, granting them citizenship in exchange for honorable service. Although theoretically only open to legal, documented residents, there have been many instances of undocumented immigrants, particularly recipients of the DREAM Act, enrolling in the past.
This practice has, in recent years, been largely undermined by the administration of Donald Trump, a man who has never served a day of his life on account of his "bonespurs."
This practice has, in recent years, been largely undermined by the administration of Donald Trump, a man who has never served a day of his life on account of his "bonespurs."
by garcalej August 21, 2018
Get the green card soldier mug.All I know is that if you put this word on your resume, the HR person will get on their knees and suck your dick.
Go to Harvard, son, if you can. It's the door to opportunity, and employers will perform fellatio on you just to hire your magnificent brain.
by garcalej February 11, 2015
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Get the Tits mug.That one asshat who always appears on the chat board whenever a clip from a beloved classic movie or historical event is played, only to loudly boast how much better everything was back then, how men were more manly, women more womanly, and how everything that came after was just “woke” garbage, thus ruining the experience for everyone else.
“I tell you, they don’t make movies like this anymore. Now its all CGI, hack directors, and wokeness.”
This spake the nostalgia troll
This spake the nostalgia troll
by garcalej December 2, 2021
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