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All I know is that whenever the religious conservatives of any country do something horrible or backward, they blame it on this guy.
Kind of like that imaginary friend you had as a kid who was always telling you to start fires and shit.
Kind of like that imaginary friend you had as a kid who was always telling you to start fires and shit.
"I don't understand. Why do you hate gay people so much?"
"It's not my opinion. I'm just following God's word."
"It's not my opinion. I'm just following God's word."
by garcalej February 1, 2019
Get the God mug.That county which lies between the Atlantic and Pacific, and thus bestrides the world. Full of more confidence than is wise, full of more hope than its own history has justified. Ever bewitched by destiny and ever made humble by experience. A land that can build railroads, spaceships, and computers, but still can't see certain people for the hearts that beat within them. A place you so desperately want to hate, but cannot help but love and admire.
The land of a thousand stories.
The land of a thousand stories.
America......it is what it is.
by garcalej June 14, 2019
Get the America mug.Vote Libertarian, for those who don't give a **** what happens to their neighbors, so long as nobody touches their guns, weed, or Chia Pet collection.
by garcalej December 15, 2017
Get the Libertarian mug.Generic catch-all term for non-citizen enlistees in the United States Armed forces. The history of foreign nationals being recruited into the US Army is one that goes all the way back to the Revolutionary War and has continued to the present day in the form of Military Accessions Vital to the National Interest (MAVNI) and other programs that allow non-citizens to join, granting them citizenship in exchange for honorable service. Although theoretically only open to legal, documented residents, there have been many instances of undocumented immigrants, particularly recipients of the DREAM Act, enrolling in the past.
This practice has, in recent years, been largely undermined by the administration of Donald Trump, a man who has never served a day of his life on account of his "bonespurs."
This practice has, in recent years, been largely undermined by the administration of Donald Trump, a man who has never served a day of his life on account of his "bonespurs."
by garcalej August 21, 2018
Get the green card soldier mug.A historical flag dating to revolutionary times, when it was still used as a symbol of the colonies coming together to fight the British.
Today, a symbol flown mostly by loudmouthed conservative chuds declaring their allegiance to House Slytherin.
Today, a symbol flown mostly by loudmouthed conservative chuds declaring their allegiance to House Slytherin.
by garcalej November 9, 2021
Get the Gadsen Flag mug.All I know is that if you put this word on your resume, the HR person will get on their knees and suck your dick.
Go to Harvard, son, if you can. It's the door to opportunity, and employers will perform fellatio on you just to hire your magnificent brain.
by garcalej February 11, 2015
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