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Harvard

All I know is that if you put this word on your resume, the HR person will get on their knees and suck your dick.
Go to Harvard, son, if you can. It's the door to opportunity, and employers will perform fellatio on you just to hire your magnificent brain.
by garcalej February 11, 2015
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green card soldier

Generic catch-all term for non-citizen enlistees in the United States Armed forces. The history of foreign nationals being recruited into the US Army is one that goes all the way back to the Revolutionary War and has continued to the present day in the form of Military Accessions Vital to the National Interest (MAVNI) and other programs that allow non-citizens to join, granting them citizenship in exchange for honorable service. Although theoretically only open to legal, documented residents, there have been many instances of undocumented immigrants, particularly recipients of the DREAM Act, enrolling in the past.

This practice has, in recent years, been largely undermined by the administration of Donald Trump, a man who has never served a day of his life on account of his "bonespurs."
America is betraying it's green card soldiers.
by garcalej August 21, 2018
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Magic

The ability to influence, control, or otherwise change things no person could ever possibly effect by natural means.
To turn wood into gold, that is magic.
To make water flow backwards, that is magic.
To see one’s own future, that is magic.
by garcalej November 29, 2020
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Urban Dictionary

An online bathroom stall posing as a legitimate website.
by garcalej February 17, 2015
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Libertarian

A Tea-Bagger who has learned to smoke marijuana.
Vote Libertarian, for those who don't give a **** what happens to their neighbors, so long as nobody touches their guns, weed, or Chia Pet collection.
by garcalej December 15, 2017
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Deviant Art

Name pretty much says it all. If perchance you should ever want to see your favorite cartoon character naked, this is the place you'll likely see it.

That or indulge your usual Furrie/Bronie fetish, you sick, twisted fiend.
Deviant Art. Just cause you can't draw doesn't mean you shouldn't try.
by garcalej December 10, 2018
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Redneck

Imagine a white person.

Then take away all the money, privilege, and education, but leave behind the arrogance, hubris, and prejudice.
Grandma Walker is a redneck.
by garcalej August 4, 2018
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