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unforced error

1). In tennis, whenever a player misses an otherwise easy or effortless shot due to their own inattentiveness rather than the opposing player's skill.

2.) In politics, a polite term for when someone ends up creating their own scandal through poor or tactless decision making.
1.) Bobby Sands failing to make that save at Wimbledon was an unforced error.

2.) Donald's Trump's statement about Mexican migrants "bringing in drugs" and being "rapists" during the 2016 campaign was an unforced error that cast a cloud over his entire presidency.
by garcalej June 1, 2018
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Libertarian

A Tea-Bagger who has learned to smoke marijuana.
Vote Libertarian, for those who don't give a **** what happens to their neighbors, so long as nobody touches their guns, weed, or Chia Pet collection.
by garcalej December 15, 2017
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Redneck

Imagine a white person.

Then take away all the money, privilege, and education, but leave behind the arrogance, hubris, and prejudice.
Grandma Walker is a redneck.
by garcalej August 4, 2018
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hamster

A small, furry species of domesticated rodent that is regularly entrusted to small children as a means of testing whether or not they have any sociopathic tendencies.
We gave our daughter a hamster last year. Surprise.......she flushed it down the toilet.
by garcalej June 25, 2018
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unforced error

1.) In tennis, a missed shot due not to an opponent's skill but to the player's own mistakes and inattentiveness.

2.) In politics, a polite way of saying that someone has screwed up royally, creating a crisis not because of events out of their control but through their own tactless decisions.
1.) Bobby Sands missing that shot at Wimbeldon was an unforced error.

2.) President Trump's declaration during the 2016 election that Mexican migrants are "bringing crime" and are "rapists" was an unforced error on his part which later complicated his attempts to strike a deal with Democrats on immigration reform.
by garcalej May 31, 2018
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Gadsen Flag

A historical flag dating to revolutionary times, when it was still used as a symbol of the colonies coming together to fight the British.

Today, a symbol flown mostly by loudmouthed conservative chuds declaring their allegiance to House Slytherin.
Fuck the Gadsen Flag.
by garcalej November 9, 2021
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Tits

1. Female breasts
2. Also, for a time, prison slang for heroine.
1. She got nice tits, bruh.

2. Hey man (scratches neck). You got any tits?
by garcalej July 11, 2019
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