funkfunk's definitions
Real name Vincent Gallo. See him on IMDB.
CA-RAZY nucca who made that Brown Bunny movie, and sells his semen. He's a hooker. He said for a million dollars, he'll have sex with a girl. But he's racist. Yet he was a B-boy and battle-rapped Ice T. Breakdancing Pioneer. Talks like a little white girl with braces. Looks as if he's 20, but is 44. This is completely true. I'm not lying. This guy is crazy, yet GENIUS. Except for the racist shit, that just ain't cool. PEACE.
CA-RAZY nucca who made that Brown Bunny movie, and sells his semen. He's a hooker. He said for a million dollars, he'll have sex with a girl. But he's racist. Yet he was a B-boy and battle-rapped Ice T. Breakdancing Pioneer. Talks like a little white girl with braces. Looks as if he's 20, but is 44. This is completely true. I'm not lying. This guy is crazy, yet GENIUS. Except for the racist shit, that just ain't cool. PEACE.
Me: DAY-UM! Look at dat crazy nucca, Prince Vince. What a manwhore!
Josh: Trudat. Trudat.
Me: Fo sho.
Josh: Trudat. Trudat.
Me: Fo sho.
by funkfunk April 28, 2006
Get the prince vincemug. Not really any purpose. They say Women are useless sex objects who are only good for cooking, cleaning , etc, then get mad when the women bitch at them. Think they are the greatest people alive. Most guys are ug-a-ly. Sometimes there are cool men, but they usually get killed by another man, because in man-life you have to be a worthless ass.
Guy who you just met: Lets fuck, you're blonde, I'm horny.
Blonde girl: How about not?
Guy who you just met: What a bitch! Go do the dishes, cunt! MEN RULE!
Blonde girl: How about not?
Guy who you just met: What a bitch! Go do the dishes, cunt! MEN RULE!
by funkfunk April 28, 2006
Get the menmug. Sexy Jewish boys I want to have babies with. I love their music. Who else can pull off... "See I walk, a like Jabba da hut, wit style so new y'all be like what?!" They're ultra cool because they can be funny, have good beats, good rhymes, and have a good cause at that same time.
Me: Oh my lord, the beastie boys are HAWT.
Someone stupid: Ewwww. 50 cent is all the rage these days. DAMN! I'd break off a piece of dat!
Me: *Shoots them in the face*
Me: Now you living like 50 cent, BITCH!
Someone stupid: Ewwww. 50 cent is all the rage these days. DAMN! I'd break off a piece of dat!
Me: *Shoots them in the face*
Me: Now you living like 50 cent, BITCH!
by funkfunk April 28, 2006
Get the Beastie Boysmug. Boring state with nothing going for it but Detroit. Pretty much just cornfields. I've been there many times. I know these things.
by funkfunk April 27, 2006
Get the Michiganmug. Punishment. Worst pain in the world. A good exuse to stay home from school/work. But it still hurts like fuck.
Mother: "Carrie! Get up, it's time to go to school!"
Carrie: "Oy... Mom, I have my period..."
Mother: "I'll call the school and tell them you're not feeling well."
Carrie: "Oy... Mom, I have my period..."
Mother: "I'll call the school and tell them you're not feeling well."
by funkfunk April 27, 2006
Get the periodmug. A blantantly sexual, profane, beautiful Concept Album by Trent Reznor, aka, Nine Inch Nails. It might be the best CD by Trent Reznor.
by funkfunk July 21, 2006
Get the The Downward Spiralmug. Coolest guy ever. Has a unique voice, and LURVE it.
He's JEWISH!!!!
He was a hottie when he was younger.
Not anymore.
Overall... the coolest person eva.
He's JEWISH!!!!
He was a hottie when he was younger.
Not anymore.
Overall... the coolest person eva.
Me: Look it's Bob Dylan on TV!
Tyler: He sucks. I like the Eagles better.
Me: *Takes out gun and shoots him*
Me: Haha, Bitch.
Tyler: x_X
Tyler: He sucks. I like the Eagles better.
Me: *Takes out gun and shoots him*
Me: Haha, Bitch.
Tyler: x_X
by funkfunk April 28, 2006
Get the Bob Dylanmug.