chucks

My hella hyphy shoes I had before anyone else did at my school. Cool only when actual cool people wear them.

Alyssa: OMG, carrie!!!! Look at my new pink chucks! Aren't they so kewl?!?!1111
Me: Shut up you little whore. Go whore up something that's not cool.
Alyssa: Omg, why are you such a bitch?!?!11111
Me: Why are you such a dumbass whore?

by funkfunk April 28, 2006

awesome magawesome

Almost like awesome, or Awesome McPossum, but usually describing a nice butt, or a cool word.

Wow! Ty has an awesome magawesome ass! That's what you call a male badonkadonk!

by funkfunk April 27, 2006

prince vince

Real name Vincent Gallo. See him on IMDB.
CA-RAZY nucca who made that Brown Bunny movie, and sells his semen. He's a hooker. He said for a million dollars, he'll have sex with a girl. But he's racist. Yet he was a B-boy and battle-rapped Ice T. Breakdancing Pioneer. Talks like a little white girl with braces. Looks as if he's 20, but is 44. This is completely true. I'm not lying. This guy is crazy, yet GENIUS. Except for the racist shit, that just ain't cool. PEACE.

Me: DAY-UM! Look at dat crazy nucca, Prince Vince. What a manwhore!
Josh: Trudat. Trudat.
Me: Fo sho.

by funkfunk April 28, 2006

Manwhore

Boys who are sluts. He think's he's a playa, but he's just a manwhore.

I wouldn't date Ryan because he's a skanky manwhore.

by funkfunk April 27, 2006

squirrel please

Pretty much the coolest word ever. Almost like saying "Nigga, Please!" or "Girl, Please!" But with some coolass squirrel attitude.

Eric: "Man, yo mama so fat she puts mayonaisse on asprin!"
Kyle: "SQUIRREL PLEASE!"
Eric: "Oh, fuck no, Bitch! You gonna get it!"

by funkfunk April 27, 2006

Beastie Boys

Sexy Jewish boys I want to have babies with. I love their music. Who else can pull off... "See I walk, a like Jabba da hut, wit style so new y'all be like what?!" They're ultra cool because they can be funny, have good beats, good rhymes, and have a good cause at that same time.

Me: Oh my lord, the beastie boys are HAWT.
Someone stupid: Ewwww. 50 cent is all the rage these days. DAMN! I'd break off a piece of dat!
Me: *Shoots them in the face*
Me: Now you living like 50 cent, BITCH!

by funkfunk April 28, 2006

Michigan

Boring state with nothing going for it but Detroit. Pretty much just cornfields. I've been there many times. I know these things.

I hate Michigan, it's boring as hell.

by funkfunk April 27, 2006