funkfunk's definitions

men

Not really any purpose. They say Women are useless sex objects who are only good for cooking, cleaning , etc, then get mad when the women bitch at them. Think they are the greatest people alive. Most guys are ug-a-ly. Sometimes there are cool men, but they usually get killed by another man, because in man-life you have to be a worthless ass.

Guy who you just met: Lets fuck, you're blonde, I'm horny.
Blonde girl: How about not?
Guy who you just met: What a bitch! Go do the dishes, cunt! MEN RULE!

by funkfunk April 28, 2006

ohio

A boring state that I live in. It's not all hillbillies. I live in the north, and it's cool here.

Don't go further south in Ohio, or it'll be just like deliverence.

by funkfunk April 27, 2006

squirrel please

Pretty much the coolest word ever. Almost like saying "Nigga, Please!" or "Girl, Please!" But with some coolass squirrel attitude.

Eric: "Man, yo mama so fat she puts mayonaisse on asprin!"
Kyle: "SQUIRREL PLEASE!"
Eric: "Oh, fuck no, Bitch! You gonna get it!"

by funkfunk April 27, 2006

period

Punishment. Worst pain in the world. A good exuse to stay home from school/work. But it still hurts like fuck.

Mother: "Carrie! Get up, it's time to go to school!"
Carrie: "Oy... Mom, I have my period..."
Mother: "I'll call the school and tell them you're not feeling well."

by funkfunk April 27, 2006

Manwhore

Boys who are sluts. He think's he's a playa, but he's just a manwhore.

I wouldn't date Ryan because he's a skanky manwhore.

by funkfunk April 27, 2006

The Downward Spiral

A blantantly sexual, profane, beautiful Concept Album by Trent Reznor, aka, Nine Inch Nails. It might be the best CD by Trent Reznor.

The Downward Spiral is most likely my favorite CD by NIN.

by funkfunk July 21, 2006

prince vince

Real name Vincent Gallo. See him on IMDB.
CA-RAZY nucca who made that Brown Bunny movie, and sells his semen. He's a hooker. He said for a million dollars, he'll have sex with a girl. But he's racist. Yet he was a B-boy and battle-rapped Ice T. Breakdancing Pioneer. Talks like a little white girl with braces. Looks as if he's 20, but is 44. This is completely true. I'm not lying. This guy is crazy, yet GENIUS. Except for the racist shit, that just ain't cool. PEACE.

Me: DAY-UM! Look at dat crazy nucca, Prince Vince. What a manwhore!
Josh: Trudat. Trudat.
Me: Fo sho.

by funkfunk April 28, 2006