16 definitions by funkfunk

Michigan

Boring state with nothing going for it but Detroit. Pretty much just cornfields. I've been there many times. I know these things.

I hate Michigan, it's boring as hell.

by funkfunk April 12, 2006

period

Punishment. Worst pain in the world. A good exuse to stay home from school/work. But it still hurts like fuck.

Mother: "Carrie! Get up, it's time to go to school!"
Carrie: "Oy... Mom, I have my period..."
Mother: "I'll call the school and tell them you're not feeling well."

by funkfunk April 12, 2006

squirrel please

Pretty much the coolest word ever. Almost like saying "Nigga, Please!" or "Girl, Please!" But with some coolass squirrel attitude.

Eric: "Man, yo mama so fat she puts mayonaisse on asprin!"
Kyle: "SQUIRREL PLEASE!"
Eric: "Oh, fuck no, Bitch! You gonna get it!"

by funkfunk April 13, 2006

chucks

My hella hyphy shoes I had before anyone else did at my school. Cool only when actual cool people wear them.

Alyssa: OMG, carrie!!!! Look at my new pink chucks! Aren't they so kewl?!?!1111
Me: Shut up you little whore. Go whore up something that's not cool.
Alyssa: Omg, why are you such a bitch?!?!11111
Me: Why are you such a dumbass whore?

by funkfunk April 13, 2006

Trent Reznor

1. Also See Sex

2. A drugridden superstar, who hated himself for years.

3. The Sole Purpose of The Trentzie Twins.

4. A truely intelligent, great individual.

1. I want Trent Reznor. HARD.

2. "Stop Taking that Cocaine, Trent!" -Me, '96

3. Trentzie Twins Activate!

4. "An integral part of any relationship is knowing that you could be killed in your sleep at any time." -Trent Reznor

by funkfunk July 21, 2006

Starfucker

1. The Main Idea of 'Starfuckers, Inc.', by Trent Reznor, or Nine Inch Nails.
2. Part of the song 'Professional Widow', By Tori Amos, most likely about Courtney Love.
3. Courtney Love
4. A groupie

1. "Starfuckers, now I belong...... I'm one of the chosen ones." - Trent Reznor, 'Starfuckers, Inc.'
2. "Starfucker just like my Daddy - yes, Starfucker just like my Daddy - yes." -Tori Amos, 'Professional Widow'
3. Courtney Love=Whore
4. I hate Groupies. Especially Nine Inch Nails' Groupies.

by funkfunk July 21, 2006

awesome magawesome

Almost like awesome, or Awesome McPossum, but usually describing a nice butt, or a cool word.

Wow! Ty has an awesome magawesome ass! That's what you call a male badonkadonk!

by funkfunk April 12, 2006