funkfunk's definitions

Bob Dylan

Coolest guy ever. Has a unique voice, and LURVE it.
He's JEWISH!!!!
He was a hottie when he was younger.
Not anymore.
Overall... the coolest person eva.

Me: Look it's Bob Dylan on TV!
Tyler: He sucks. I like the Eagles better.
Me: *Takes out gun and shoots him*
Me: Haha, Bitch.
Tyler: x_X

by funkfunk April 28, 2006

squirrel please

Pretty much the coolest word ever. Almost like saying "Nigga, Please!" or "Girl, Please!" But with some coolass squirrel attitude.

Eric: "Man, yo mama so fat she puts mayonaisse on asprin!"
Kyle: "SQUIRREL PLEASE!"
Eric: "Oh, fuck no, Bitch! You gonna get it!"

by funkfunk April 27, 2006

Trent Reznor

1. Also See Sex

2. A drugridden superstar, who hated himself for years.

3. The Sole Purpose of The Trentzie Twins.

4. A truely intelligent, great individual.

1. I want Trent Reznor. HARD.

2. "Stop Taking that Cocaine, Trent!" -Me, '96

3. Trentzie Twins Activate!

4. "An integral part of any relationship is knowing that you could be killed in your sleep at any time." -Trent Reznor

by funkfunk July 21, 2006

george bush

A nickname for a Monkey who wears suits.

Damn! Is that another George Bush I see?! Where do all these monkeys get suits?

by funkfunk April 27, 2006

Beastie Boys

Sexy Jewish boys I want to have babies with. I love their music. Who else can pull off... "See I walk, a like Jabba da hut, wit style so new y'all be like what?!" They're ultra cool because they can be funny, have good beats, good rhymes, and have a good cause at that same time.

Me: Oh my lord, the beastie boys are HAWT.
Someone stupid: Ewwww. 50 cent is all the rage these days. DAMN! I'd break off a piece of dat!
Me: *Shoots them in the face*
Me: Now you living like 50 cent, BITCH!

by funkfunk April 28, 2006

Michigan

Boring state with nothing going for it but Detroit. Pretty much just cornfields. I've been there many times. I know these things.

I hate Michigan, it's boring as hell.

by funkfunk April 27, 2006

men

Not really any purpose. They say Women are useless sex objects who are only good for cooking, cleaning , etc, then get mad when the women bitch at them. Think they are the greatest people alive. Most guys are ug-a-ly. Sometimes there are cool men, but they usually get killed by another man, because in man-life you have to be a worthless ass.

Guy who you just met: Lets fuck, you're blonde, I'm horny.
Blonde girl: How about not?
Guy who you just met: What a bitch! Go do the dishes, cunt! MEN RULE!

by funkfunk April 28, 2006