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Honeywagon

A honeywagon is a manure spreader.

The wheels are mechanically attached to a mechanism that has tines upon an axel that throw clumps of manure into a barren field.

Thats it. Nothing more than poop being thrown out of the back of a wagon.

I went to my uncles farm in Eyota. He had an old honeywagon sitting in the side yard. Oh boy. Did that ever stink. No amount of varnish could ever disguise what that piece of machinery was made for... I hope some city slicker comes along and thinks its some sort of collectable... and puts it in the city center of Rochester.

by fuckup, screwed, fucked, gawd, shit May 11, 2010

Mexican brake pedal

The horn in an automobile. Used in conversation to describe the idiotic act of continuously honking the car horn for several seconds instead of doing what is safe and prudent while traveling at an unsafe speed... applying the brakes.

So named for the unfortunate driving practices of Mexican cab drivers.

Also known as the Egyptian brake pedal.

Yo Vashon! Don't slow down at that intersection. We are going to be late for our drug deal! Give 'em the Mexican brake pedal... those pedestrians will get the Hell out of our way!

by fuckup, screwed, fucked, gawd, shit August 8, 2006

regimental

To go without underwear. Sometimes referred to as commando (female) or free-balling (male) in the United States. In fact, it is the way that Scots wearing kilts are supposed to be dressed, unless engaged in some sporting games (ie. Highland games) that my result in their testicles or penis coming into view.

"If that Scot is wearing a kilt at his wedding, he is most certainly regimental."

by fuckup, screwed, fucked, gawd, shit August 8, 2006

pisser

A night on the town getting drunk with your friends. Used frequently by NE English types. So named for the obscene amount of urine created by drinking 18-24 pints of Stella over the span of an evening.

"I went out on a pisser last night. I cound't even find my britches this morning."

by fuckup, screwed, fucked, gawd, shit August 8, 2006

cowboy cadillac

A pickup truck. Usually with the truck bed filled with empty beer cans and/or dogs.

Billy Bob went over to pick up his date Sue Ellen in his beat-up cowboy cadillac.

by fuckup, screwed, fucked, gawd, shit August 18, 2006

Texas tornado

The visual sight of swirling beer cans and trash in the back of a pick up while traveling down a roadway.

Created by the vortex (draft) coming over the top of a pickup into the bed. The vortex creates a swirling tornado of debris that soon flies out of the bed and litters the highway with garbage.

Joe Bob created quite the visual as all the crap in the back of his pickup created a Texas tornado while traveling up Interstate 45.

by fuckup, screwed, fucked, gawd, shit August 18, 2006

gomer

Any chronically debilitated patient, (usually not able to communicate due to stroke or coma) admitted to the hospital that has little or no hope for recovery. They are literally sent there so that family members can presume to live without "the guilt" of letting their loved one die with the least bit of human dignity. As a result, these poor souls die a slow, pitiful death, out of sight from their family because their family doesn't have the seeds to "pull the plug".

Literally: Get Outta My E. R.

Aunt Hazel is a gomer over at St. Vincents... her family would rather let her rot slowly in the hospital than let her die with dignity.

by fuckup, screwed, fucked, gawd, shit August 31, 2006