Honeywagon

A honeywagon is a manure spreader.

The wheels are mechanically attached to a mechanism that has tines upon an axel that throw clumps of manure into a barren field.

Thats it. Nothing more than poop being thrown out of the back of a wagon.

I went to my uncles farm in Eyota. He had an old honeywagon sitting in the side yard. Oh boy. Did that ever stink. No amount of varnish could ever disguise what that piece of machinery was made for... I hope some city slicker comes along and thinks its some sort of collectable... and puts it in the city center of Rochester.

by fuckup, screwed, fucked, gawd, shit May 11, 2010

booster bag

A cleverly disguised shopping bag that is lined in some manner with aluminum foil so that it renders electronic shoplifting sensors useless. Used by shoplifters to secret their ill-gotten goods out of the store unnoticed.

Q. Dude! How in the heck did you lift those 14 pairs of jeans?

A> I just dropped them in my booster bag and walked out the front of the store!

by fuckup, screwed, fucked, gawd, shit March 31, 2007

goose or maverick

The modern day version (for women) of the rhetorical question, "Wilma or Betty?" (Flintstones) or "Ginger or Mary Ann?" (Gilligans Island)

"Goose" being Anthony Edwards and "Maverick" being Tom Cruise from the movie Top Gun.

Girl 1: Who would you rather have as your man; Goose (paino playing, family-man best-buddy type) or Maverick (buff but arrogant ladies man)

Girl 2: Goose or Maverick? Goose!

by fuckup, screwed, fucked, gawd, shit November 24, 2007

sexy

1. An intangible attribute. You need not be model thin nor movie star gorgeous to be sexy. Sexy is the whole package, including that "certain something" that you can't quite put your finger on. Sexy may include the persons attitude, voice, attire and body language.

2. An unfortunate use of the word that certain rap thugs like to use to describe their "aura" and the vibe of their parties.

1. Ellen might be packing on a few extra pounds, but she is way sexy. Just the way she walks and carries herself is enough to make me bust a nut!

2. Do not disturb the SEXY! (P.Diddy)

by fuckup, screwed, fucked, gawd, shit October 17, 2006

Mexican brake pedal

The horn in an automobile. Used in conversation to describe the idiotic act of continuously honking the car horn for several seconds instead of doing what is safe and prudent while traveling at an unsafe speed... applying the brakes.

So named for the unfortunate driving practices of Mexican cab drivers.

Also known as the Egyptian brake pedal.

Yo Vashon! Don't slow down at that intersection. We are going to be late for our drug deal! Give 'em the Mexican brake pedal... those pedestrians will get the Hell out of our way!

by fuckup, screwed, fucked, gawd, shit August 08, 2006

cowboy cadillac

A pickup truck. Usually with the truck bed filled with empty beer cans and/or dogs.

Billy Bob went over to pick up his date Sue Ellen in his beat-up cowboy cadillac.

by fuckup, screwed, fucked, gawd, shit August 18, 2006

shitstorm

A gigantic cluster fuck... but not in a military sense.

A huge fuck-up of epic proportions of some sort or another and its ensuing calamity. As in, the person or normal situation you were supposed to be a part of is now so totally screwed up as to turn the entire scenario into a farce; or something that could end up in you going to either jail or losing your profession.

Holy shit... I went into the office today, and I was fully unprepared for the ensuing shitstorm. This client was so fucked up, I couldn't believe that I was actually part of this human tragedy. I think I will give up finance and take up digging ditches.

by fuckup, screwed, fucked, gawd, shit November 06, 2006