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j lo

Cannot sing or act worth shit, but DAMN she's HOT!!!!
J Lo is one fine ass woman!!!!
by Fuckitall July 11, 2006
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soccer

A sport that is highly criticized in the U.S. because we completely suck at it and our international team cant do shit right in the world cup.

Probably the greatest sport ever, which requires you to be in top notch shape, unlike another sport where it doesn't matter if you're fat as hell, you can still play.
The World Cup of soccer is the most watched event in the world, with over 1 billion people watching.
by Fuckitall June 29, 2006
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itunes

Software used to get music for the IPod.

Very well organized, but the damn thing does not have any songs that I want!

Songs cost $.99 each to buy, so it would cost around $7,425 to fill a 30 gig IPod. Apple's gotta make money somehow right?
I was going to use ITunes but found Frostwire instead.
by Fuckitall June 27, 2006
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gangsters

Retards to "claim" a city which could give less a fuck about them.

Most of the time they are 30 year olds who haven't gone through puberty, still live with their parents, work in McDonalds for a living, and still believe they're the shit.

They usually require 5 or more people to beat one person up, because they're too much of pussies to fight by themselves.

A waist of space, and an insult to everything.
Person 1: Homie G gangsters just got capped for claimin' their home town.

Person 2: Who gives a shit? Less to worry about.
by Fuckitall June 11, 2006
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red ring of death

A common occurance between Xbox 360 owners. Caused because Microsoft was too quick in building their console, resulting in cheap software. The worst is when the top right is not lit, meaning software failure. Many websites recommend you fixing it yourself, but this is highly unrecommended, due to tampering and resulting in loss of warranty. Do not listen to these people! They don't know how to fix nothing!
Person 1: Man! The red ring of death for the second time!
Person 2: Just twice?! You're lucky! I've seen it nine times!
Person 1: Microsoft sucks donkey ba***!
by Fuckitall October 13, 2008
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women

Credited for being bad drivers.
Yet it's not their fault, it's becuase they're near sighted, due to them being convinced by men over and over that this ---------- is eight inches.
Women: Can't live with them, can't live without them.
by Fuckitall September 4, 2008
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Jessica Simpson

Has everything a man wishes of a woman:
1. Big breasts
2. Big ass
3. No brain
Jessica Simpson? That dumbass blonde?

I don't care, I'd still fuck her.
by Fuckitall June 11, 2006
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