2 definitions by fsanjak

temper-pedic

to be very frustrated while trying to sleep due to the lack of having a tempur-pedic mattress.

detective: what happened here?

witness: He had a temper-pedic anger that drove him to shank his mattress last night.

by fsanjak August 23, 2010

Hagar

a figure of speech

when one compares another to a piece of poop or caca

My sister used a Hagar today when she got mad at me for not helping her with math homework.

by fsanjak January 21, 2011