my dark place

The place a person goes after enduring an enormous disappointment or loss. An emotional funk. Depression of unbearable proportion.
Dude: "What's your problem today?"
Other dude: "I'm in my dark place since Mary broke my heart."
Dude: "Quit being such a crybaby."

Campaign worker: "I'll be in my dark place for a long time if the Republicans win."
by frothing November 02, 2009
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ketchshlup

The thin watery liquid that pours first from a ketchup bottle if not well shaken.
"Damn! I forgot to shake this ketchup bottle and all that came out was ketchshlup! It ruined my fries!"
by frothing October 27, 2008
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