friarSams's definitions

grazzle monster

A dude who does a lot of coke

a 6'4 grazzle monster from Katonah New York....

by friarSams January 8, 2005

clown status

A person who, through absurd or irrelevant actions or comments, achieves a certain level of idiocy that likens him or her to a clown.

A joke, loser, douch bag, jerk-off

Yo I just thought I'd tell you that your boyfriend is total clown status.

by friarSams March 23, 2005

roll deep

To go anywhere with a large group of people. People will mean mug and want to fight you, but will not due simply to the size of your entourage

Safety in numbers

We roll deep up in the club

by friarSams December 20, 2004

showmethumtitties

"showmethumtitties." A phrase that in itself, captures the collective attitude and mentality of rebuking and belittling the postmodern feminist movement. Contemptuous, repressive, real. Used as much as a rallying cry as it is a direct instruction.

Self-empowered woman: "You'd better respect me. If you don't appreciate me, I'll find a real man who will."

Disinterested male: "showmethumtitties."
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Dillusional ex-girlfriend: "This is my new boyfriend as you can plainly see, he's much better than you ever were."

Two gentlemen nod, share unspoken acknowledgement, "showmethumtitties".
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Uppity coed has gathered a campus crowd: "Hi guys, my name is arbitrary female name, and I'm running for Student-Body President. It's really important that you all come out to vote, so that we can show the rest of the school how seriously our class takes student government and the betterment of this university."

Largely-male audience: "showmethumtitties."

by friarSams September 1, 2007

Drinkies

Mixed alcoholic drink.

The only ice I got is in my drinkies

by friarsams November 14, 2005

jump

Nasty, slutty female. Hood term

Nigga don't take her out, shes a straight jump

by friarSams September 20, 2004

cyber terrorism

Cyber terrorism is ACTUALLY something much more serious than hacking into computers. It is a far reaching problem, where terror groups do things that mess with our electronics as a whole. Cell phones acting screwy, cable going in and out, computers doing weird stuff... its all-inclusive. They are attacking us slowly in an effort to cripple the medium that we unknowingly have become uber-dependent on; our electronics.

Ever notice that all of your electronics start fuckin up around the same time? That's cyber terrorism, my friend, and this is only the beginning stages.

by friarSams April 12, 2005