beat salad

An extension of beat, its another, more extreme way of discussing the unattractivenes of a woman.

Best used when extending the pronounciation of the second 'a' in 'salad'.
She might have a dope body, but that girl's face is beat salad.
by friarsams May 02, 2005
mugGet the beat saladmug.

homo-show

An insulting term used to describe an actual homosexual, or any male who acts in an affeminate or gay manner.

Can also be used to describe a party of grouping that is comprised largely of males.
See the dude over there with the man purse? Total homo-show.

I was at the frat party for like 10 minutes, but I left because it was a fuckin homo-show
by friarsams April 20, 2005
mugGet the homo-showmug.

Drinkies

The only ice I got is in my drinkies
by friarsams November 14, 2005
mugGet the Drinkiesmug.

showmethumtitties

"showmethumtitties." A phrase that in itself, captures the collective attitude and mentality of rebuking and belittling the postmodern feminist movement. Contemptuous, repressive, real. Used as much as a rallying cry as it is a direct instruction.
Self-empowered woman: "You'd better respect me. If you don't appreciate me, I'll find a real man who will."

Disinterested male: "showmethumtitties."
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Dillusional ex-girlfriend: "This is my new boyfriend as you can plainly see, he's much better than you ever were."

Two gentlemen nod, share unspoken acknowledgement, "showmethumtitties".
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Uppity coed has gathered a campus crowd: "Hi guys, my name is arbitrary female name, and I'm running for Student-Body President. It's really important that you all come out to vote, so that we can show the rest of the school how seriously our class takes student government and the betterment of this university."

Largely-male audience: "showmethumtitties."
by friarSams September 01, 2007
mugGet the showmethumtittiesmug.

jump

Nasty, slutty female. Hood term
Nigga don't take her out, shes a straight jump
by friarSams September 20, 2004
mugGet the jumpmug.

barrel ass

Much like barrel, a barrel ass is a woman who has a massive ass, which resembles a barrel.

Different from a ghetto booty, as there is nothing good about a woman who is considered to be a barrel ass
I cant BELIEVE you hooked up with that barrel ass last night, bitch had to turn sideways to walk out the door!
by friarsams May 02, 2005
mugGet the barrel assmug.

grazzle monster

a 6'4 grazzle monster from Katonah New York....
by friarSams January 08, 2005
mugGet the grazzle monstermug.