fred's definitions

cut one from the herd

To surgically remove a testicle using a scythe. Very painful and gruesome. Also has been known to make your woman quite unhappy.

Fred got one cut from his herd. Kelly dumped his ass

by Fred April 3, 2004

California

heaven and the meth capital of the world unfortunately

northern california and the big sur

by fred September 10, 2004

cream pie

A vagina that's had a load of semen shot into it.
Note - semen ON a vagina is NOT a cream pie. Cream pies have cream on the INSIDE.

A vagina that mearly has semen ON it is just a messy vagina. Cream must be injected!

Fred stuffed his cock far inside Miffy and made a cream pie that took a full 5 minutes to run back out.

by Fred October 11, 2003

hitting it before the hair does

fucking someone before they get pubic hair

he's trying to hit it before the hair does

by fred March 15, 2004

ricci

she is amaziningly buff! n has da most amazin ass!
a well gd m8 2!

check out dat girl, its ricci!

by fred March 10, 2005

retart

Hybrid of the words RETARD and TART. 2 in 1.

ie. Christ, you're such a retart!

by Fred April 11, 2005

emosexual

A musical deviant, with no accounting for taste. Often seen with star tattoos, mesh trucker hats, wearing clothing recieved at mall or warped tour. A dying breed, emosexuals are on the verge of extinction as they realise that they are live a lifestyle that is akin to modern hairmetal

Your so emosexual

by Fred October 1, 2003