fred's definitions

retart

Hybrid of the words RETARD and TART. 2 in 1.

ie. Christ, you're such a retart!

by Fred April 11, 2005

constawanger

when you take a humongous shit and then theres no toliet paper

oh my god that shit was good.... hey wait, wheres the T.p.... god damnit..Constawanger....

by Fred April 9, 2005

Avigdori

Amazingly hairy yeti-like being with an over agressive nature, and a childlike desire to always beat his friends. Not a good golfer

Stop being such an Avigdori!

by Fred April 7, 2005

pizzle

chis lane's dick!
christened by izzy n polly!

polly, pizzle is so smooth! do u shave it?

by fred April 4, 2005

phased

When one recieves a verbal attack and gets dissed leaving the victim and the people around gasping in surprise

Guy 1: "You're Gay"
Guy 2: "Your Mom."
Guy 1 and people around: (gasp!)
Guy 3: "Oh shit he got phased!"

by Fred April 4, 2005

Rizzy

izzy and ricci both have a rizzy

GOD DAM IT CLETUS!! did u c the rizzy on them 2?

by fred April 2, 2005

padd E

1.bullshitting like hell
2.going off in a modd for no reason

dude u are doing a padd E because it obvious that u are not related to the mafia

dont mind him he just went off on a padd E for some reason

by fred March 29, 2005