fred's definitions

padd E

1.bullshitting like hell
2.going off in a modd for no reason

dude u are doing a padd E because it obvious that u are not related to the mafia

dont mind him he just went off on a padd E for some reason

by fred March 29, 2005

umbillicus cumination

The art of successfully ejaculating into your girlfriend's navel (belly button) for points.

I performed a successful umbilllicus cumination operation what do i get for that?

by fred May 5, 2003

pengaz

1. A person whose sexual orientation is to persons of the same sex.
2. A man whose sexual orientation is to men: an alliance of gays and lesbians.

I had a pengaz affair with Helios

by Fred July 23, 2004

pleb

1)one who's inferior intelligence results in them making a complete titface out of themselves in public

2)one who has had their brain replaced with a mall cucumber whilst visiting the doctor fora routine check up

also used as the verb
plebbed, or to pleb

"jonny francis is a right pleb," cried cristina

"don't tell me that billy has fucking plebed it up again!"

by fred December 3, 2003

slampiece

A fairly attractive female "piece" that you can "slam" in any particular way you'd like to. Commonly referred to as SLUT.

"Shes a slampiece bro! Last night I was skull fucking her and then I blew my load in her fucken eye."

by Fred November 14, 2003

emosexual

A musical deviant, with no accounting for taste. Often seen with star tattoos, mesh trucker hats, wearing clothing recieved at mall or warped tour. A dying breed, emosexuals are on the verge of extinction as they realise that they are live a lifestyle that is akin to modern hairmetal

Your so emosexual

by Fred October 1, 2003

cut one from the herd

To surgically remove a testicle using a scythe. Very painful and gruesome. Also has been known to make your woman quite unhappy.

Fred got one cut from his herd. Kelly dumped his ass

by Fred April 3, 2004