fred's definitions

pizzle

chis lane's dick!
christened by izzy n polly!

polly, pizzle is so smooth! do u shave it?

by fred April 4, 2005

hitting it before the hair does

fucking someone before they get pubic hair

he's trying to hit it before the hair does

by fred March 15, 2004

adams apple

when people sleep with their mouths open they are in danger of racoons and other small woodland animals from scurrying down into the windpipe. the creature may become dislodged by tempting them with nuts and/or other savoury snacks.

i knew i should have wore my mouth net last, my pet dog just gave me an adams apple

by fred December 3, 2003

emosexual

A musical deviant, with no accounting for taste. Often seen with star tattoos, mesh trucker hats, wearing clothing recieved at mall or warped tour. A dying breed, emosexuals are on the verge of extinction as they realise that they are live a lifestyle that is akin to modern hairmetal

Your so emosexual

by Fred October 1, 2003

retart

Hybrid of the words RETARD and TART. 2 in 1.

ie. Christ, you're such a retart!

by Fred April 11, 2005

bun in the oven

state of being pregnant

I'd like to fuck that girl with a bun in the oven.

by Fred October 11, 2003

frankie says relax

Frankie also says, ''Go fuck yourself.''

Frankie:''Go fuck yourself.''

by Fred January 13, 2005