Skip to main content

fred's definitions

Ohgee

a sigh when you miss a moving object
Ohgee you nearly had him
by fred February 13, 2004
mugGet the Ohgee mug.

reggaeton

reggaeton is not actually just Puerto Rico's version of reggae...if you do the research you'll find that reggaeton first came around in panama as "spanish reggae". It has evolved to become "perreo", "dembow", or just "reggaeton"
i like reggaeton
me gusta el reggaeton
by fred May 13, 2005
mugGet the reggaeton mug.

Internet Addict

Someone who would go on a date and only talk to their date on a pda with wireless internet using a IM service.
by Fred November 7, 2003
mugGet the Internet Addict mug.

jelly-donut

When a guy jizzes on a woman's face and punches her in the nose. Then she smears the blood and cum with her hand...yummy
by Fred May 13, 2004
mugGet the jelly-donut mug.

friendster

So my friends and I were talking this over and we've basically come to five conclusions. 1. Friendster is a great way to meet new people. 2. If someone on Friendster wants to meet up with you in person, they're probably a creepy loner that you want nothing to do in the first place. 3. We don't want to contact other people on the basis that they'd think we're creepy loners. 4. We have no idea why we're really on Friendster. 5. My Friendster name is Fred. Maybe we can hang out!
"Friendster" was a fun waste of time for about three weeks.
by Fred March 31, 2004
mugGet the friendster mug.

Sillygaymanwhore

Dude 1: Why is alister getting into the back of that mans car.
Dude 2: Because he's a sillygaymanwhore!
by Fred February 14, 2004
mugGet the Sillygaymanwhore mug.

zilf

Zeretzke I'd Like to Fuck!
izzy's a zilf! n so r her sisters!
by fred March 8, 2005
mugGet the zilf mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email