fred's definitions

fuckernot

Ugly chick. Fat chick. Any chick that you wouldn't admit fucking.

Ooh, fuckernot alert.

by Fred December 14, 2004

pwnz0red

To be pwned; to have pwnage placed upon you.

I pwnz0red j00 today!!!

by Fred March 25, 2003

blunkins

When you get a blow job on the toilet while taking a crap

Last night when I was pinching a loaf, I got Blunkins from Jenny.

by Fred July 22, 2003

Crapple

Affectionate term for Apple.

John said, "I'd play that game with you, but I'm stuck on this Crapple."

by fred October 22, 2003

breed

To inject semen into a woman's vagina. The anus does NOT count toward this - breeding must be just that - attempting to impregnate a woman by injecting semen into her vagina with a penis.

Buffy got so hot she begged for him to go ahead and breed her instead of pulling out.

by Fred October 11, 2003

domebuster

One who sucks, strokes, or otherwise works the dome of another man's penis until it "busts" out with a boatload of cum.

Dude, this gay porno I rented had a SHITLOAD of domebusters in it!

by Fred December 29, 2004

vowles

Name given to some one who can last very long.

Vowles went for hours last night.

by Fred December 4, 2004