frank's definitions

fark

A great place to comment on things you know nothing about and provide insensitive advice for pathetic hapless losers with women problems.

My farkin'GF left me what should I do?

Advise: Make reference to internet pornography and frequent masturbation to cure GF problem

by Frank June 22, 2003

the circle of gayness

the sacred arch where no man or woman dares to go unless, he/she is willing to be cursed to gayness for all time

can be found at marymount college in the year 10 area under shit-alley

by frank October 14, 2003

smilf

soccer mom i'd like to fuck

Mrs. Hurley is a smilf

by Frank May 13, 2005

Deagle

A small hound, or hunting dog, twelve to fifteen inches high, used in hunting hares and other small game

"hold this position and wait for my go"
"jolly good"
"release the deagle"
"spiffing!"

by Frank July 25, 2004

Doing a Baxter

To wear too much makeup and comb ones afro simultaneously

Man, I love doing a Miss Baxter before bed

by Frank October 13, 2004

franklin chan

bald monk who likz 2 play wif hiz ballz

' hez playin wif hiz franky again'

by frank October 14, 2004

breezies

girls

where all the breezies at?

by frank April 1, 2003