mp3

(n.) A music file that can be downloaded of of P2P programs or internet sites. The spread of this file type has caused many people to rip off music illegaly, causing recording artists to shit in their pants because they are losing 3-8% of their profit.

The RIAA shit in their pants when they saw my MP3 collection.

by fraghappy November 06, 2003

the shit

1) (adj) Anything that kicks ass.

NOTE: Not to be confused with "shit" which is a derrogatory term meaning something entirely different.

The new South Park episode was the shit!

by fraghappy November 06, 2003

battis

1) n. A breed of demi-gods with supreme power over electronics, known for preferring the substance 'Mountain Dew' over the ambrosia that the rest of the gods drink.

Whoa? You assembled that computer fast. You must be a battis!

by fraghappy May 16, 2004

masturbate

1) SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermicide, taking your turn at the self-serve station, fishing with your zipper trout, beating the shit out of your midget friend, makin' mayo, polishing the family jewels, test-firing the old meat missle, wrapping the hand around the penis and moving it in a thrusting movement. (v.) The act of sexually pleasing yourself to orgasm. For males this involves using the hands to massage the penis in a thrusting motion, while for females this involves rubbing and stimulation of the vaginal and clittoral areas. This is often accompanied by some sort of sexually pleasing visual and/or mental stimulation.

2) (n.) Something a true Catholic cannot do because the wrath of the imaginary friend will come down upon them. See wordgod/word.

I was so horny I bought a Playboy and masturbated.

by fraghappy November 06, 2003

AOL

1) (n.) A shitty, slow, spammy, laggy, poor customer-serviced, all-around sucky internet connection. Often associated with internet connections that crash excessively for no apparent reason.

Wow, your AOL sucks!

by fraghappy November 06, 2003

Japan

1) (n.) A country on a island just off of the coast of eastern Asia. The people of Japan are very open and caring people who enjoy good food (see wordramen/word, family values, technology, anime, and saki. Japan is known for having an extremely low violence rate, an amazing school system, and great culture.

2) (n.) The country of which wordanime/word is originated from.

Wow, Japan must be one of the best countries in the world!

by fraghappy November 06, 2003

Gomlich Effect

The law of physics that states that if one teenage girl is screaming for something, other nearby teenage girls will begin screaming for it, and the mass of screaming girls will grow exponentially until every teenage girl within a four-mile radius is screaming.

Backstreet Boys are the worst band ever, and their success was based only on the Gomlich Effect

by fraghappy December 01, 2004