frabrizio's definitions

farming likes

To type something on a forum or comment section in an attempt to get a large amount of Likes.

You're just farming likes.

by frabrizio September 15, 2016

Jack Dawson

A character played by Leonardo DiCaprio. He is the male lead in Titanic and is named after the jackdaw, for his purity, cleverness, and courage. Due to his selflessness, Rose falls in love with him and chooses him over Cal.

Jack Dawson is adorable.

by frabrizio June 7, 2018

weird

bizarre in a cringey way

Kidnapped - Titanic

Chapter 1

Jack's POV

It was the middle of the night and I got out of bed. I went to the kitchen to get a glass of water. I was hit in the right pectoral with a tranquilizer dart. Amidst my confusion, I was hit in the left pectoral with another dart. I fell backwards to the floor. Rose came out holding a tranquilizer gun. "Sweet dreams, Jack," she said before I fell asleep.

User reading the first chapter: Too weird... *abandons reading fic*

by frabrizio July 21, 2018

mansplaining

When a man explains something

Quit your mansplaining

by frabrizio December 16, 2017

Yesternight

The night before this night

Yesternight was the worst day of my life.

by frabrizio April 7, 2017

Trumpologist

Someone who makes excuses for Donald Trump

Jeffrey Loyd is a trumpologist.

by frabrizio February 19, 2017

cutting someone off

1. to interrupt someone while they're talking

2. to cut in front of someone on the road

Guy: (being dragged by the police) He cut me off!
Cop: Cutting someone off isn't a crime!
Guy: No, the other kind of cut me off!

Cutting someone off is only a crime if it's on the road.

by frabrizio December 19, 2017