frabrizio's definitions

Odie

Garfield's pet dog. Do not let your dog watch The Garfield Show or he/she will become braindead like Odie.

Odie is my favorite cartoon pet.

by frabrizio March 1, 2017

Back to school for the fool

What you say when someone says something ignorant

Vegan 1: Those cow-sperm drinkers disgust me sometimes.
Vegan 2: Back to school for the fool

by frabrizio December 23, 2017

cuddly

Adj. Used to describe something that one uses for emotional comfort

Cat owner: I always talk to my cat when I'm feeling down. He is so cuddly!

by frabrizio July 16, 2017

animal

Every living being that isn't a parrot or a human.

I love animals because they can't talk.

by frabrizio March 5, 2017

covfefe

The result of your wife slapping your hand away when you try to type coverage

Despite the negative press covfefe

by frabrizio December 19, 2017

nermal

A talking kitten in Garfield known for his snotty personality.

Why is Nermal in The Garfield Show? He's my least favorite character from the strip!

by frabrizio September 9, 2016

rape

To fuck someone in the ass against their will

Did you see the episode where he raped Squidward?

by frabrizio December 16, 2017