frabrizio's definitions

anthropomorphize

To believe animals understand everything humans say.

My 5-year-old asked a deer if he works for Santa.

When I'm on drugs, I tend to anthropomorphize my cat.

by frabrizio December 18, 2016

You gave me a heart attack!

You made my heart skip a beat!

You gave me a heart attack!

by frabrizio December 21, 2016

gibberish

What a stupid person thinks a normal person is saying

Person 1: Why didn't they tranquilize her?
Person 2: Okay, first of all, Harambe is male. Secondly, Harambe isn't an ordinary gorilla- Harambe is a god.
Person 1: (thinks it's gibberish)

by frabrizio July 9, 2017

meanie poo

What immature people call you when you're mean to them

Meanie poo!

by frabrizio July 28, 2017

meanie poo

What little kids call us when we're not nice to them

Donald Trump is such a meanie poo!

by frabrizio August 4, 2017

meanie poo

What little kids call us when we're not nice to them

Donald Trump is a meanie poo!

by frabrizio August 4, 2017

Misanthrope

Hatred of ignorant people

Average woman: Hillary Clinton is a meanie.
Intelligent woman: Go away.

Misanthrope

by frabrizio August 8, 2017