frabrizio's definitions

Grampa

An elderly dog with a Southern accent and big, flabby paws shaped like paddles (pictured below in a doghouse we made for him). We used to have conversations with him

Grampa: Oh mah goodness!

by frabrizio May 29, 2017

thicc

1. having a large ass
2. (chiefly British) dullwitted

“Boy, you know you needa come gimme that dick. Imma hit it from the back cuz I'm thicc.”

2. “How thick can you get?” -Ron Weasley

by frabrizio October 4, 2020

pathetic

Equivalent to sarcastically saying "That is just sad"

Pathetic

by frabrizio January 15, 2018

sleep

Differs from unconsciousness in that the person, child, baby or animal is still feeling things.

I saw weird spiral tunnels in my sleep.

I saw nothing in my sleep, it was like being blind.

by frabrizio September 9, 2016

Odie

Garfield's pet dog. Do not let your dog watch The Garfield Show or he/she will become braindead like Odie.

Odie is my favorite cartoon pet.

by frabrizio March 1, 2017

animal

Every living being that isn't a parrot or a human.

I love animals because they can't talk.

by frabrizio March 5, 2017

nermal

A talking kitten in Garfield known for his snotty personality.

Why is Nermal in The Garfield Show? He's my least favorite character from the strip!

by frabrizio September 9, 2016