misanthropy

Hatred of ignorant people

Average woman: Hillary Clinton is a meanie.
Intelligent woman: Go away.

Misanthropy

by frabrizio September 02, 2017

fictional character

A person in a fictional work.

5-year-old: Fictional characters are weird.
Mother: That is not ok! Never bash any group of people.

by frabrizio March 08, 2017

put down for a nap

Euphemism for forcibly sedated

I was still panicking after being rushed to the hospital, so I was put down for a nap.

by frabrizio September 25, 2020

delusional

To have a misconception.

Wife: (to rabbit) Sir, will you kindly show us the way to Littleton?
Husband: Um, rabbits don't understand English.

5-year-olds are delusional.

by frabrizio February 03, 2017

condo

Tall building with many rooms

American: There's her condo

Mexican: Hay su condo

by frabrizio March 01, 2017

owned

(Britain, Australia, Ireland, New Zealand,)

To be made a fool of

Owned!

by frabrizio September 10, 2018

confusion

The feeling you get when something that makes little sense happens.

Amidst my confusion, I was hit in the rear end with another tranquilizer dart.

by frabrizio May 25, 2018