frabrizio's definitions

weird

Cringey or awkard.

Kidnapped - Titanic

Chapter 1

Jack's POV
It was the middle of the night and I got out of bed. I went to the kitchen to get a glass of water. I was hit in the right pectoral with a tranquilizer dart. Amidst my confusion, I was hit in the left pectoral with another dart. I fell backwards to the floor. Rose came out holding a tranquilizer gun. "Sweet dreams, Jack," she said before I fell asleep.

User reading the first chapter: Too weird... *abandons reading fic*

by frabrizio July 21, 2018

people

What stupid adults and stupid teenagers believe babies to be.

Adult 1: Babies are people too.
Person 2: No, silly. Don't overestimate babies.

by frabrizio September 12, 2016

sweet dreams

What a cop says before tasing you

Cop: Sweet dreams! *tases criminal*

by frabrizio September 30, 2020

bratty

Describes a small child who torments you for his or her own entertainment.

My bratty little brother purposely broke the vase just so he could frame me!

My bratty little sister fooled me into thinking Mom was dead!

by frabrizio September 15, 2016

put down for a nap

Euphemism for forcibly sedated

I was still panicking after being rushed to the hospital, so I was put down for a nap.

by frabrizio September 24, 2020

Harambe

A gorilla that lived in Cincinatti Zoo until May 28, 2016. A 4-year-old boy fell into the moat of his enclosure and he tried to protect the boy. In fear that he would accidentally kill the boy, the zookeepers shot and killed him.

Person 1: What the hell isan Harambe?
Person 2: Look it up on Urban Dictionary

by frabrizio December 16, 2017

arousing

sexually stimulating

It was so arousing when he fell asleep

by frabrizio June 9, 2018