frabrizio's definitions

Fate

A computer game for ages 7-13.

You play as a boy as you and your dog fight monsters in a dungeon. The deeper the level, the more powerful the monsters. You also collect gold to buy weapons and spells. Your dog itself can turn into a monster if you feed it fish you caught.

You use a portal to get back to town. The townspeople send you on quests.

Did you play Fate when you were a kid?

by frabrizio April 21, 2018

puppy dog eyes

A sad look that is supposed to evoke pity. Gets it names from the animal that invented it.

Don't give me those puppy dog eyes! No means no.

by frabrizio June 9, 2018

creatura

Female creature

Wtf is that creatura?

by frabrizio April 18, 2021

toddler

human baby

Hate having to wake up in the middle of the night to nurse my toddler.

by frabrizio October 23, 2020

Are you okay?

The typical response when someone says something that makes no sense, as it is usually a sign that the person has fallen off the wagon

Guy 1: I thought he know about you. But that's just what he WANTED me to think.
Guy 2: Are you okay?

by frabrizio May 1, 2018

knob

Slang for penis

I need that knob.

by frabrizio April 21, 2018

confusion

The feeling you get when something that makes little sense happens.

Amidst my confusion, I was hit in the rear end with another tranquilizer dart.

by frabrizio June 9, 2018