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oh man, and if hes ever gone down just before or just after menstratin, hes eatin uterus. put that on yhour pizza.
by Foug March 24, 2003
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Get the bradar mug.A subconscious inability to remember jokes or tell jokes, in part or completely, due to the fact that telling jokes brings joy and happiness to others.
by foug January 12, 2005
Get the Joke-slexia mug.An "Organization" which presents itself as a solution to the world's Billing/Customer Care Company needs.
Just look at there motto: "Convergys helps you follow the first rule of business: Take care of your customers or your competitors will."
This evil empire is the #1 reason for a Better Buisness Bureau. Not only do they claim to up the bottom dollar of a company who hires them, they do it. Of course at the expense of the employee. Starting with hiring students who will work for less, then the long hours 3 am to all night. Followed by a flawed tracking system which forces bad stats unless you actually have a phone wired into your head. (Don't try this at home) And if that isn't enough at during weakly meetings at least one dumass on every "team" will have so much complainnig to do they may as well write a book.
Just look at there motto: "Convergys helps you follow the first rule of business: Take care of your customers or your competitors will."
This evil empire is the #1 reason for a Better Buisness Bureau. Not only do they claim to up the bottom dollar of a company who hires them, they do it. Of course at the expense of the employee. Starting with hiring students who will work for less, then the long hours 3 am to all night. Followed by a flawed tracking system which forces bad stats unless you actually have a phone wired into your head. (Don't try this at home) And if that isn't enough at during weakly meetings at least one dumass on every "team" will have so much complainnig to do they may as well write a book.
by Foug January 13, 2005
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Vistors - what is that????
Noid - our saviour
C - it's people like you is why we will side with the machines
Noid - our saviour
C - it's people like you is why we will side with the machines
by Foug March 12, 2005
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