foug's definitions

Joke-slexia

A subconscious inability to remember jokes or tell jokes, in part or completely, due to the fact that telling jokes brings joy and happiness to others.

B/A: C'mon tell us a joke

C: I can't, its impossible.

by foug January 12, 2005

Mailbot

its outer hull was forged in the fires of kabul as a symbol of independence. this innocent atv actually contains a fusion reactor capable of running continuously and autonimously. codenamed "harvey", only 2 units have been deployed since its induction.

Vistors - what is that????
Noid - our saviour
C - it's people like you is why we will side with the machines

by Foug March 12, 2005

goinG herO

the ability to move with superhuman skills to avoid ptf situation. able to change the tide in seconds upon going hero, warning is not for everyone, unskilled individuals often find themselves mogilnyed by.

noiD - look out you just joseph
c - don't worry
group - *chants* "goinG herO"
herO - hello mooon

by foug January 16, 2005

bradar

An internal alarm warning the group of approaching individual(s) assisting in the art of bradvoidence.

My bradar is going crazy. Get the hell out of sight.

by Foug June 30, 2003

Demotion

When you go from one life style to a lesser one. When you lose something you had, or just ptfed.

Noid: Where do I sleep?
Sis: On the floor matress in the cats room

by foug June 18, 2003

PTF

When the secret of PTF is discovered.

CDawg: um foug...
Fug: WTF!!!!
2 Hours Later..
Fug: Woo I just got half a slice of pizza for $20
Rayjammer: The legend continues..

by Foug September 2, 2003

Tim's Collection

The collection and distribution of what can only be an estimated number in the thousands of Tim Hortons cups that reached out to cover much of the garage storage space. The exact number will never be known but it can be assured this collection was due to the hard work of many. Literally thousand of dollars were 'poured into' or 'pissed out of' this venture.

Ed: I knocked it over. Its spilling what the fuck?
Code: Musta been foug's there's still hot chocolate in it.
A: Figures

by foug January 12, 2005