foug's definitions

1081

built during the end of the coldwar, 1081 was designed to be airlifted to avoid unwarranted entries. entry to this facilty requires socks and approval from any 2 council members often decided in intermission room. Visitors are assigned specific seating too avoid interuptions to games night. failure to comply results to demotion and often blacklisted forever. disguised as a bungalow, 1081 is able to powerdown immediately quite often during bradvoidence forecasts.

*ring*
C - waaa
Noid - yo
C - someone is requesting permission to enter
Noid - i'll meet you in the office

by foug January 13, 2005

Darcy Tucker

Fearless teammate and hated throughout the league by many opposing fans and players. Regardless of how much time to heal before a playoff game will always look savagely beaten before that game's end.(ref. to two black eyes in gm 1 of 2004 Stanley Cup Playoffs)

C: He just jumped into the other team's bench.
Noid: Is he trying to bite that guy? What a savage

by foug January 13, 2005

SSDJS

SuperStar Disc Jockey Status.

Paul: I hope Nick can get us in the club.
Mitch: He's got SSDJS!

by foug March 25, 2003

brockville

a desolate community located near the end of the journey, used to promote the big harv hot food to attract unsuspecting travellers. Citizens are identified by numbers because at last count, 75% of the population is called brock

Noid - we are running out of gas we need ti fill up at next exit
snow - whats that sign?
Tycho - floping Brockville
C - Drive on!

by foug January 13, 2005

sorry ed

overused phrase that is better left unsaid for the betterment of the group. often used in situations that are not deemed necessary. unwarranted use is often dealt with severly followed by pay up!

*earlier in bar*
Sara - nice to see you , sorry ed
*later in car*
Noid - I can't drive
Sara - I can drive
*repeat line above 3 times followed by 5 minutes of silence

by foug June 10, 2006

Joesph, the

1) Being the big man.
2) An elaborate attempt to create a dazzling display of evasion and tactics taking up a great deal of time and effort (for both the on-looker and performer) only to end in utter and complete failure. Painful to watch in many cases.

Hiding out at a safe-house with a future-girlfriend only to be busted by your then current-girlfriend in a humilating scene in front of friends and onlookers.

Meg: Can I speak with you outside
Kev: he pulled a Joesph
Ed: Too fancy
C: anyone for orange juice?
Joe: sorry ed.

by foug January 17, 2005

glass-bottomed boat

Defecating onto a piece of plastic wrap held snugly above your lover's face. This provides the view similar to a glass bottomed boat. See also: bradar

Hi lover...you want me to crap on your face? or would you like a glass-bottomed boat today instead? I am feeling dirty...rrrrrr.

by foug December 15, 2003