foug's definitions

Fagnet

The attraction of homosexuals to a hetrosexual male.

This guy asked to show me mine again.
Really that's sick.
Yea, I'm a fagnet.
True,

by foug March 25, 2003

choco penis

Exactly like it looks like it is, a chocolate penis.

Matt Doyle lovvvvess the chocolate penis'. They are a rare item to stay uneaten, like other snacks he encounters.

by foug December 15, 2003

Gut Roti

When you got those awful stomach pains often brought on by hunger, contraban intake, or bad hot food. Its the most horrific feeling one can have, like eating wiped ass.

Snowman: Arena Pizza
Yonoid: No way the food there gives gut roti

by Foug April 3, 2003

Couch Swapping

The scheduled sleeping arrangement at the 1081 complex to provided minimal back problems in later years. Based entirely on the honour system or who is more wasted and can't move system.

C: Its your turn on the long couch man.
___________________
C: Kev?

Kev: *the all knowing eye

C: *fear.

by foug January 11, 2005

Slicin the Pie

1. Using a slicing device to divide the baked good into equal servings for the eaters.
2. Using a buring device to divide the bowled goods into equal servings for the smokers.

Only 1/3 of the bowl was burned by each council member to avoid wiping any ass.

by foug March 30, 2003

Don't judge me!

1st appeared in the year 2000. Is used to avoid dirty/confused looks after expressing ones opinion.

objectionars rarely intervenes once this quote is uttered, in fear of offending you.

C - argh just end it
A - ??
C - *raises finger in air* don't judge me! ...
K - waa

by foug January 17, 2005

Foug Roll

1) The annoying use of the word roll to describe the home baked products similar to buns. (cold cuts is another such word)

2)A technique of 'dissapating' one's weight over a large amount of snow to avoid sinking in. At the same time rolling forward to gain momentum and travel to one's destination.

A: What is he doing?
C: Looks like rolling? Trying to dissapate his weight.
A: I think you mean distribute.
C: yea, what you said.

by foug January 12, 2005