foug's definitions

glass-bottomed boat

Defecating onto a piece of plastic wrap held snugly above your lover's face. This provides the view similar to a glass bottomed boat. See also: bradar

Hi lover...you want me to crap on your face? or would you like a glass-bottomed boat today instead? I am feeling dirty...rrrrrr.

by foug December 15, 2003

big day

A day so big that it encompasses the activites and labour of an entire week. It is generally begun early in the morning followed by bad weather and lack of equipment and supplies.

Coady: We ran out of garbage bags.

Ed: And so the big day comes to an end

by foug June 13, 2003

clam chowder

known too many as the band clam chowder, known to the very few as my brothers band. often used in social situations in the garage in awkward situations when bitches are around.

Tycho - who is on the radio
C- i think they said clam chowder
A - thats my brothers band
*smoke bomb*
stranger - I'm flying star guys guys guys

by foug January 13, 2005

Death Sludge

The sludge formed inside a Tim Horton's cup or in the case of parties, a cut-in-half pop bottle containing any combination of the following: water, coffee, spit, lung butter, dirt, ash, cigerette butts, beer. The contents, combined form a soil-like sludge emitting an awful stench. Time to change when all liquid has been soaked up by cigerette filters and the butts continue to burn once in side the cup. A short term fix is to spit on the individual butts. Warning this may induce gagging or vomitting. Do not inhale any air while attempting.

kev: time to open the garage door and air out this stink.

C: don't look directly into the cup.

by foug January 11, 2005

Bradvoidence

The acutal act of avoiding a person or persons for the betterment of the groups and for the proctection of those yet to meet the victim of the viodence.

I think he's coming over.
Quick turn off all the lights, its time for Bradvoidence.

by foug March 30, 2003

Giddy Up

When your just on your way, not just a travel destination but just anywhere.
When something is just going your way!

Snowman: Another round?
YoNoid: Giddyup

by Foug March 28, 2003

neud reversi

This is the upper most level of outward cash flow when being serviced. One step expensiver then topless/bottom less. Who can only immagine what comes after "hand job?"
Be careful when spending dr. bob reccommends sailing cheep.

Her: "You want Nude Reversi, very good"

Him: "How about heres 40$ just get to work"

by Foug December 23, 2003