foug's definitions

Convergeys

An "Organization" which presents itself as a solution to the world's Billing/Customer Care Company needs.

Just look at there motto: "Convergys helps you follow the first rule of business: Take care of your customers or your competitors will."

This evil empire is the #1 reason for a Better Buisness Bureau. Not only do they claim to up the bottom dollar of a company who hires them, they do it. Of course at the expense of the employee. Starting with hiring students who will work for less, then the long hours 3 am to all night. Followed by a flawed tracking system which forces bad stats unless you actually have a phone wired into your head. (Don't try this at home) And if that isn't enough at during weakly meetings at least one dumass on every "team" will have so much complainnig to do they may as well write a book.

Leroy: are you going to quit school Billy?

Billy: Of course why wouldn't I ?

Leroy: Convergys !

by Foug January 13, 2005

Gut Roti

When you got those awful stomach pains often brought on by hunger, contraban intake, or bad hot food. Its the most horrific feeling one can have, like eating wiped ass.

Snowman: Arena Pizza
Yonoid: No way the food there gives gut roti

by Foug April 3, 2003

Couch Swapping

The scheduled sleeping arrangement at the 1081 complex to provided minimal back problems in later years. Based entirely on the honour system or who is more wasted and can't move system.

C: Its your turn on the long couch man.
___________________
C: Kev?

Kev: *the all knowing eye

C: *fear.

by foug January 11, 2005

choco penis

Exactly like it looks like it is, a chocolate penis.

Matt Doyle lovvvvess the chocolate penis'. They are a rare item to stay uneaten, like other snacks he encounters.

by foug December 15, 2003

Slicin the Pie

1. Using a slicing device to divide the baked good into equal servings for the eaters.
2. Using a buring device to divide the bowled goods into equal servings for the smokers.

Only 1/3 of the bowl was burned by each council member to avoid wiping any ass.

by foug March 30, 2003

Joesph, the

1) Being the big man.
2) An elaborate attempt to create a dazzling display of evasion and tactics taking up a great deal of time and effort (for both the on-looker and performer) only to end in utter and complete failure. Painful to watch in many cases.

Hiding out at a safe-house with a future-girlfriend only to be busted by your then current-girlfriend in a humilating scene in front of friends and onlookers.

Meg: Can I speak with you outside
Kev: he pulled a Joesph
Ed: Too fancy
C: anyone for orange juice?
Joe: sorry ed.

by foug January 17, 2005

sorry ed

overused phrase that is better left unsaid for the betterment of the group. often used in situations that are not deemed necessary. unwarranted use is often dealt with severly followed by pay up!

*earlier in bar*
Sara - nice to see you , sorry ed
*later in car*
Noid - I can't drive
Sara - I can drive
*repeat line above 3 times followed by 5 minutes of silence

by foug June 10, 2006