foug's definitions
To be screwed over by life, without any warning or chance to escape. Covers a wide variety of siutations.
Ed: I picked up a girl on friday night, went back to her place and then she showed me her wiener.
Jon: You were PTF'd
Jon: You were PTF'd
by foug March 24, 2003
Get the PTFmug. the ability to move with superhuman skills to avoid ptf situation. able to change the tide in seconds upon going hero, warning is not for everyone, unskilled individuals often find themselves mogilnyed by.
by foug January 16, 2005
Get the goinG herOmug. oh man, and if hes ever gone down just before or just after menstratin, hes eatin uterus. put that on yhour pizza.
by Foug March 24, 2003
Get the Uterus Pizzamug. An "Organization" which presents itself as a solution to the world's Billing/Customer Care Company needs.
Just look at there motto: "Convergys helps you follow the first rule of business: Take care of your customers or your competitors will."
This evil empire is the #1 reason for a Better Buisness Bureau. Not only do they claim to up the bottom dollar of a company who hires them, they do it. Of course at the expense of the employee. Starting with hiring students who will work for less, then the long hours 3 am to all night. Followed by a flawed tracking system which forces bad stats unless you actually have a phone wired into your head. (Don't try this at home) And if that isn't enough at during weakly meetings at least one dumass on every "team" will have so much complainnig to do they may as well write a book.
Just look at there motto: "Convergys helps you follow the first rule of business: Take care of your customers or your competitors will."
This evil empire is the #1 reason for a Better Buisness Bureau. Not only do they claim to up the bottom dollar of a company who hires them, they do it. Of course at the expense of the employee. Starting with hiring students who will work for less, then the long hours 3 am to all night. Followed by a flawed tracking system which forces bad stats unless you actually have a phone wired into your head. (Don't try this at home) And if that isn't enough at during weakly meetings at least one dumass on every "team" will have so much complainnig to do they may as well write a book.
by Foug January 13, 2005
Get the Convergeysmug. its outer hull was forged in the fires of kabul as a symbol of independence. this innocent atv actually contains a fusion reactor capable of running continuously and autonimously. codenamed "harvey", only 2 units have been deployed since its induction.
Vistors - what is that????
Noid - our saviour
C - it's people like you is why we will side with the machines
Noid - our saviour
C - it's people like you is why we will side with the machines
by Foug March 12, 2005
Get the Mailbotmug. a desolate community located near the end of the journey, used to promote the big harv hot food to attract unsuspecting travellers. Citizens are identified by numbers because at last count, 75% of the population is called brock
Noid - we are running out of gas we need ti fill up at next exit
snow - whats that sign?
Tycho - floping Brockville
C - Drive on!
snow - whats that sign?
Tycho - floping Brockville
C - Drive on!
by foug January 13, 2005
Get the brockvillemug. overused phrase that is better left unsaid for the betterment of the group. often used in situations that are not deemed necessary. unwarranted use is often dealt with severly followed by pay up!
*earlier in bar*
Sara - nice to see you , sorry ed
*later in car*
Noid - I can't drive
Sara - I can drive
*repeat line above 3 times followed by 5 minutes of silence
Sara - nice to see you , sorry ed
*later in car*
Noid - I can't drive
Sara - I can drive
*repeat line above 3 times followed by 5 minutes of silence
by foug June 10, 2006
Get the sorry edmug.