12 definitions by foolkid

shemoz

Short for "she-Mozart", a shemoz is a woman whose moans during sexual activity sound so composed, experienced and sonorous. It is sometimes used as an insult; referring to individuals who are dishonest or hypocritical; fakers or in describing promiscuous individuals of great taste.

Michael: (cries) "Leah will never love me."
Gerald: "Have you asked?"
Michael: "No..."
Gerald: "That girl's a shemoz, my man. She'll love anyone. Well, anyone clean, handsome, reasonably funny..."

by foolkid May 3, 2020

Offeep

A measure for preventing further contact with creeps.

I used an offeep on that creep, he shat himself.

by foolkid January 5, 2021

GOAT

Acronym for ‘Greatest of All Time.’

Hands down, Ali’s the GOAT.

by foolkid April 30, 2020

fishhead

The term fishhead describes a restless person who is terrible at foreplay.

He’s cute and smart and funny, but you wouldn’t believe it...he’s a fishhead!

by foolkid April 27, 2020

Nend Sudes

The only way North Korea could win a world war; it refers to Project Nend Sudes, a confidential military project involving
hijacking viagra pills with an explosive nanobot serum that detonates at Kim Jong-un’s will.

The tactical viciousness of Project Nend Sudes makes the Manhattan Project look like a harmless circus.

by foolkid April 27, 2020

tumescent

A fancy scientific word describing an erection.

Oh my god, the way it grows tumescent when I stroke it!!!

by foolkid April 27, 2020

Zoom

A video call app that is so damn easy to use.

Person 1: How are you coping with office work...
Person 2: It’s Zoom man.
Person 1: Heard about it. How is it?
Person 2: Not so bad, a little shitty but so damn easy to use.

by foolkid April 27, 2020