Definitions by foolkid
Flowerskirt
A flowerskirt is a devious word used to describe an innocent-seeming person whose behaviour doesn't reflect, and is in fact opposite to, their true nature especially on topics like sex. Its double meaning refers both to the property of flowery skirts as a symboly of innocence and a skirt spread open like the petals of a flower.
Adam: Yo, don't come cussing in this Christian minecraft server!
Brosney: Stfu Flowerskirt, you send your girlfriend dick pics so much she told me she's worried.
Brosney: Stfu Flowerskirt, you send your girlfriend dick pics so much she told me she's worried.
Flowerskirt by foolkid January 5, 2021
shemoz
Short for "she-Mozart", a shemoz is a woman whose moans during sexual activity sound so composed, experienced and sonorous. It is sometimes used as an insult; referring to individuals who are dishonest or hypocritical; fakers or in describing promiscuous individuals of great taste.
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rainforest
The word ‘rainforest’ refers to a toilet that is (nauseatingly) unsanitary, usually after being used by ‘animals’.
Jenna: Hey, you’re under arrest!
Mikey: What did I do wrong this time?
Jenna: Your leaving the toilet seat up set off a chain of similar events that turned the public toilet on Main Street into a rainforest,
Mikey: What did I do wrong this time?
Jenna: Your leaving the toilet seat up set off a chain of similar events that turned the public toilet on Main Street into a rainforest,
rainforest by foolkid April 28, 2020
Nend Sudes
The only way North Korea could win a world war; it refers to Project Nend Sudes, a confidential military project involving
hijacking viagra pills with an explosive nanobot serum that detonates at Kim Jong-un’s will.
hijacking viagra pills with an explosive nanobot serum that detonates at Kim Jong-un’s will.
The tactical viciousness of Project Nend Sudes makes the Manhattan Project look like a harmless circus.
Nend Sudes by foolkid April 27, 2020