foolkid's definitions

shemoz

Short for "she-Mozart", a shemoz is a woman whose moans during sexual activity sound so composed, experienced and sonorous. It is sometimes used as an insult; referring to individuals who are dishonest or hypocritical; fakers or in describing promiscuous individuals of great taste.

Michael: (cries) "Leah will never love me."
Gerald: "Have you asked?"
Michael: "No..."
Gerald: "That girl's a shemoz, my man. She'll love anyone. Well, anyone clean, handsome, reasonably funny..."

by foolkid May 3, 2020

rainforest

The word ‘rainforest’ refers to a toilet that is (nauseatingly) unsanitary, usually after being used by ‘animals’.

Jenna: Hey, you’re under arrest!
Mikey: What did I do wrong this time?
Jenna: Your leaving the toilet seat up set off a chain of similar events that turned the public toilet on Main Street into a rainforest,

by foolkid April 28, 2020

Nend Sudes

The only way North Korea could win a world war; it refers to Project Nend Sudes, a confidential military project involving
hijacking viagra pills with an explosive nanobot serum that detonates at Kim Jong-un’s will.

The tactical viciousness of Project Nend Sudes makes the Manhattan Project look like a harmless circus.

by foolkid April 27, 2020

GOAT

Acronym for ‘Greatest of All Time.’

Hands down, Ali’s the GOAT.

by foolkid April 30, 2020

Offeep

A measure for preventing further contact with creeps.

I used an offeep on that creep, he shat himself.

by foolkid January 5, 2021

Zoom

A video call app that is so damn easy to use.

Person 1: How are you coping with office work...
Person 2: It’s Zoom man.
Person 1: Heard about it. How is it?
Person 2: Not so bad, a little shitty but so damn easy to use.

by foolkid April 27, 2020

Clout

The very essence society’s true kings and queens are made of. It mostly rots very quickly into arrogance.

Clout is the soul of party, residing in all our bodies.

by foolkid April 27, 2020