foodboy96's definitions

Urinal chicken

A dude that would wether piss in a toilet than a urinal, no matter if all urinals are open, or the previous user played a urinal checkmate.

Dude 1: Yes, all urinals are open (5+; and goes to one on end),

Dude 2: I don't care, I'm a urinal chicken.

by foodboy96 March 8, 2018

IBM

Itty Bitty Mexican

I'm 5'0 and Hispanic! I'm an IBM!

by foodboy96 February 4, 2021

talk to Reagan

Also talking to Reagan. A phrase that means to take a shit. Usually a mondo duke or a shit that will take a long time, but any shit on a toilet will do.

I've got to talk to Reagan.
You going to wake him from the dead?
You should, he'd tell the man in office right now he's screwing everything up.

by foodboy96 October 22, 2022

Team Michael

(Based off "The Office Downsizing Game") This term refers to the workplace, may refer to someone who is:
A. A subordinate or B. Someone looking for promotion whose bosses are not looking at promoting

Both are members of this group!

I don't think my bosses will ever promote me, as long as I'm working here I'm on Team Michael.

by foodboy96 July 18, 2020

Blast

To fart extremely powerful on someone.

We have to share a bunk, I hate that guy. I'm going to blast him so hard.

by foodboy96 June 12, 2021

Bible Name Bingo

When someone asks for ideas for a name for a baby or pet, get the Bible and your favorite book with characters (if your favorite is a series, get a book from the series). For each round open each book to a random spot and write down the first name you spot. (Disclude the names Jesus, God, Lucifer and Satan). After you play as many rounds as you want, choose the names you think would be best to give to the name givers.

Mom: Your cousin is having a baby, and wants some name ideas
Son: Ill get my bible and Harry Potter book, we'll play Bible Name Bingo and find ideas.

by foodboy96 February 21, 2017

bruh

1. Seriously bro.

2. Informal for bro.

(cold outside) Bruh, ain't no way you outside without a jacket!
Friend 1: I no we have plans, can I take a raincheck?
Friend 2: Bruh
Bruh

by foodboy96 February 8, 2025