fonsucu's definitions

Filipino

A native of the Philippines, so called in honour of Spanish king Philip II. Filipinos are notorious for being the only Hispanics in Asia. Family-oriented people, they are fond of fiestas, church-going and commercial centers. They speak Malay languages mixed with an awful lot of Spanish words. They like dancing Iberian dances, as the jota, and eat lechón, mechado, arroz caldo, pan de sal and many more Spanish delicacies. Filipinos shock their Spanish brethren from Spain and America for not being able to speak Spanish.Instead, they try to converse with them in broken English, a language that most Hispanics totally ignore. Filipinos have Spanish names and surnames, although many of them seem to ignore that fact. They are fond of Spanish diminutives to call themselves, as Lito, Pilita, Solita, Conchín, Tato, Manín, Cory, Luli, and many more. Although the Philippines enjoyed a wonderful architectural Spanish heritage, everything was destroyed by the Americans, so now they have nothing.

A los filipinos les encanta merendar
Filipinos are very fond of picnicking.

by fonsucu October 27, 2008

lumi

In Madrilian slang, whore, prostitute

Salí de farra y acabé con una lumi
I went out for a spree and ended up with a whore

En la Gran Vía madrileña hay mogollón de lumis
In Madrid's Gran Vía there are tons of whores

by fonsucu February 4, 2009

cubana

Masturbation produced by rubbing the penis with the breasts of a woman

" Esa lumi hace unas cubanas de puta madre" "That whore makes wonderful cubanas"

"Ayer mi novia me hizo una cubana y lo pasamos bomba" "Yesterday my girlfriend made me a cubana and we had a wonderful time"

by fonsucu June 9, 2008

tiro

Spanish slang for line of cocaine

Hazte un tiro, tío!
Make us a line, mate!

by fonsucu January 20, 2009

madera

In Spanish slang, the police

Estábamos de botellón y vino la madera a cortarnos el rollo

We were binge-drinking and the fuzz turned up to fuck it all

by fonsucu February 4, 2009

bakalao

Noisy, repetitive techy music popular in Spain, particularly in the megadiscos along the Mediterranian coast. Apparently best enjoyed with high doses of MDMA.

Paso de bakalao, tío, me pone la cabeza como un bombo
Couldn't care less about bakalao, mate, it gives me headache

by fonsucu January 17, 2009

maricona

In Spanish homosexual slang, an effeminate gay

No me gusta ir al Ohm, está lleno de mariconas
I don´t like going to Ohm , it´s full of nellies

by fonsucu June 12, 2008