fonsucu's definitions

Filipino

A native of the Philippines, so called in honour of Spanish king Philip II. Filipinos are notorious for being the only Hispanics in Asia. Family-oriented people, they are fond of fiestas, church-going and commercial centers. They speak Malay languages mixed with an awful lot of Spanish words. They like dancing Iberian dances, as the jota, and eat lechón, mechado, arroz caldo, pan de sal and many more Spanish delicacies. Filipinos shock their Spanish brethren from Spain and America for not being able to speak Spanish.Instead, they try to converse with them in broken English, a language that most Hispanics totally ignore. Filipinos have Spanish names and surnames, although many of them seem to ignore that fact. They are fond of Spanish diminutives to call themselves, as Lito, Pilita, Solita, Conchín, Tato, Manín, Cory, Luli, and many more. Although the Philippines enjoyed a wonderful architectural Spanish heritage, everything was destroyed by the Americans, so now they have nothing.

A los filipinos les encanta merendar
Filipinos are very fond of picnicking.

by fonsucu October 27, 2008

querida

In Spain, Hispanic America and the Philippines, mistress

Le puso un piso a la querida
He set up a flat for his mistress
La gente no se divorcia porque tienen una querida
People don´t get divorced because they have got a mistress

by fonsucu August 5, 2008

maricona

In Spanish homosexual slang, an effeminate gay

No me gusta ir al Ohm, está lleno de mariconas
I don´t like going to Ohm , it´s full of nellies

by fonsucu June 12, 2008

mierda

Haschish, an illegal drug widely consumed in Spain, a product made with Cannabis Sativa.

"Fuimos al moro y subimos un kilo de mierda" "We went to Morocco and brought a kilo of haschish"

by fonsucu June 9, 2008

cubana

Masturbation produced by rubbing the penis with the breasts of a woman

" Esa lumi hace unas cubanas de puta madre" "That whore makes wonderful cubanas"

"Ayer mi novia me hizo una cubana y lo pasamos bomba" "Yesterday my girlfriend made me a cubana and we had a wonderful time"

by fonsucu June 9, 2008

tiro

Spanish slang for line of cocaine

Hazte un tiro, tío!
Make us a line, mate!

by fonsucu January 20, 2009

lefa

Cum, semen, liquid produced when ejaculating

"Te voy a echar un buen chorro de lefa" "I´m gonna throw you a good spout of cum"
"Manché los pantalones de lefa" "My trousers are dirty with cum"

by fonsucu June 9, 2008