Fezzik

1. the giant in The Princess Bride (played by Andre the Giant)

2. a big, strong guy that could probably crush your ribcage with one hand if he wanted to, but is really sweet and harmless

Don't worry about Mark, he's just a big fezzik.

by foltor September 02, 2005

Foltor

1. hero in Irish myth who helped Finn MacCuil rescue his companions from the underworld

2. an awesome tracker or navigator

All those guys in Search and Rescue are total foltors!

by foltor September 02, 2005

haberdashery

the artful design, creation and selection of fine hats, probably the fruitiest fashion pursuit of them all

And what do you do in your spare time?

by foltor September 02, 2005

calligraphy

the martial art of writing gracefully as a means to spiritual insight and physical invulnerability - which I suck at, by the way

By studying your calligraphy I have discovered your weakness in swordsmanship.

by foltor September 02, 2005

Seussian

nonsensical yet fitting, onomotopaeic, a la Dr. Seuss

One fish, two fish...

by foltor September 02, 2005

clodhoppers

boots, esp. hiking boots, esp. if large, ugly, and/or filthy

Get your clodhoppers off the table!

by foltor September 02, 2005