nuclearate

to cook in a microwave oven, see nuclearator

I'm gonna nuclearate some ramen.

by foltor August 08, 2005

nuclearator

mirowave oven, see nuclearate

Just toss it in the nuclearator for three minutes.

by foltor August 08, 2005

haberdashery

the artful design, creation and selection of fine hats, probably the fruitiest fashion pursuit of them all

And what do you do in your spare time?

by foltor August 08, 2005

rye

adj. deep-thinking, opposite of superficial

(from the analogy: there are white bread people with no more substance to them than prime-time TV, there are whole wheat people, who are interesting, and then there are rye people...)

Albert Einstein, now he was rye.

by foltor August 08, 2005

Estonian

a totally nondescript nationality, used as a cover when you don't want to admit your true nationality

If anyone asks, we're Estonians!

by foltor August 08, 2005

mosstrooper

1. an undisciplined soldier

2. a total lunatic, one who fights without fear of death or is impervious to pain, one who takes unreasonable risks just for the hell of it and delights in causing destruction and mayhem, see also berserker

3. someone obsessed with hiking

4. a beverage composed of 4 parts root beer and 1 part lemonade (and a sprig of mint if you're Martha-friggin'-Stewart)

1. Ray showed up for duty without polishing his boots. What a mosstrooper!

2. Ray just walked up and slapped that tiger. What a mosstrooper!

3. Ray has been walking for twelve hours. What a mosstrooper!

4. It's been a long day. I need a mosstrooper.

by foltor August 08, 2005

Fezzik

1. the giant in The Princess Bride (played by Andre the Giant)

2. a big, strong guy that could probably crush your ribcage with one hand if he wanted to, but is really sweet and harmless

Don't worry about Mark, he's just a big fezzik.

by foltor August 08, 2005