Estonian

a totally nondescript nationality, used as a cover when you don't want to admit your true nationality
If anyone asks, we're Estonians!
by foltor September 02, 2005
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rye

adj. deep-thinking, opposite of superficial

(from the analogy: there are white bread people with no more substance to them than prime-time TV, there are whole wheat people, who are interesting, and then there are rye people...)
Albert Einstein, now he was rye.
by foltor September 02, 2005
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troll piss

any particularly nasty sports/energy drink, esp. one of a manifestly unnatural color
I'm so dehydrated I could choke down some troll piss.
by foltor September 01, 2005
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adventure

something that is most likely a very, very bad idea, but sounds like it would be exciting, so you try it anyway
Let's go to North Korea! It would be an adventure!
by foltor September 02, 2005
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mosstrooper

1. an undisciplined soldier

2. a total lunatic, one who fights without fear of death or is impervious to pain, one who takes unreasonable risks just for the hell of it and delights in causing destruction and mayhem, see also berserker

3. someone obsessed with hiking

4. a beverage composed of 4 parts root beer and 1 part lemonade (and a sprig of mint if you're Martha-friggin'-Stewart)
1. Ray showed up for duty without polishing his boots. What a mosstrooper!

2. Ray just walked up and slapped that tiger. What a mosstrooper!

3. Ray has been walking for twelve hours. What a mosstrooper!

4. It's been a long day. I need a mosstrooper.
by foltor September 02, 2005
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grinch

1. to gripe or complain about stuff peripheral to holidays (e.g. traffic, crowds at the mall, etc.)

2. a person who incessantly does the above, year after year
Don't be such a grinch!
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Tolkienian

adj. like Tolkien, i.e. fantastic, epic, melodramatic, and or verbose
I prefer Alexander to Lewis; he's not as Tolkienian.

Don't get Sarah started on her character unless you're in the mood for a half-hour Tolkienian monologue.
by foltor September 02, 2005
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