foltor's definitions

Seussian

nonsensical yet fitting, onomotopaeic, a la Dr. Seuss

One fish, two fish...

by foltor September 2, 2005

clodhoppers

boots, esp. hiking boots, esp. if large, ugly, and/or filthy

Get your clodhoppers off the table!

by foltor September 2, 2005

troll piss

any particularly nasty sports/energy drink, esp. one of a manifestly unnatural color

I'm so dehydrated I could choke down some troll piss.

by foltor September 1, 2005

grinch

1. to gripe or complain about stuff peripheral to holidays (e.g. traffic, crowds at the mall, etc.)

2. a person who incessantly does the above, year after year

Don't be such a grinch!

by foltor September 2, 2005

Tolkienian

adj. like Tolkien, i.e. fantastic, epic, melodramatic, and or verbose

I prefer Alexander to Lewis; he's not as Tolkienian.

Don't get Sarah started on her character unless you're in the mood for a half-hour Tolkienian monologue.

by foltor September 2, 2005

Fezzik

1. the giant in The Princess Bride (played by Andre the Giant)

2. a big, strong guy that could probably crush your ribcage with one hand if he wanted to, but is really sweet and harmless

Don't worry about Mark, he's just a big fezzik.

by foltor September 2, 2005

haberdashery

the artful design, creation and selection of fine hats, probably the fruitiest fashion pursuit of them all

And what do you do in your spare time?

by foltor September 2, 2005