foltor's definitions

tall hawk

a guy who digs on / is always on the look out for tall women

Dave is such a tall hawk he won't date a girl under 5'10"

by foltor September 2, 2005

zim

adj. ridiculously grandiose and complex, doomed to failure, yet undeniably hillarious, usu. said of plans for world domination and the like

I'm all for getting revenge, but getting atomic cesium sounds a little zim.

by foltor September 2, 2005

Andre the Giant

1. HUGE French actor (1946-1993), best known for his role as Fezzik in The Princess Bride.

Why do you wear a mask? Were you burned by acid, or something like that?

by foltor September 2, 2005

pelor

a big, friendly guy

(after the sun god from D&D)

That's too bad about Andre the Giant. He was a total pelor.

by foltor September 2, 2005

nuclearate

to cook in a microwave oven, see nuclearator

I'm gonna nuclearate some ramen.

by foltor September 2, 2005

mosstrooper

1. an undisciplined soldier

2. a total lunatic, one who fights without fear of death or is impervious to pain, one who takes unreasonable risks just for the hell of it and delights in causing destruction and mayhem, see also berserker

3. someone obsessed with hiking

4. a beverage composed of 4 parts root beer and 1 part lemonade (and a sprig of mint if you're Martha-friggin'-Stewart)

1. Ray showed up for duty without polishing his boots. What a mosstrooper!

2. Ray just walked up and slapped that tiger. What a mosstrooper!

3. Ray has been walking for twelve hours. What a mosstrooper!

4. It's been a long day. I need a mosstrooper.

by foltor September 2, 2005

calligraphy

the martial art of writing gracefully as a means to spiritual insight and physical invulnerability - which I suck at, by the way

By studying your calligraphy I have discovered your weakness in swordsmanship.

by foltor September 2, 2005