foltor's definitions

Tolkienian

adj. like Tolkien, i.e. fantastic, epic, melodramatic, and or verbose

I prefer Alexander to Lewis; he's not as Tolkienian.

Don't get Sarah started on her character unless you're in the mood for a half-hour Tolkienian monologue.

by foltor September 2, 2005

haberdashery

the artful design, creation and selection of fine hats, probably the fruitiest fashion pursuit of them all

And what do you do in your spare time?

by foltor September 2, 2005

clodhoppers

boots, esp. hiking boots, esp. if large, ugly, and/or filthy

Get your clodhoppers off the table!

by foltor September 2, 2005

calligraphy

the martial art of writing gracefully as a means to spiritual insight and physical invulnerability - which I suck at, by the way

By studying your calligraphy I have discovered your weakness in swordsmanship.

by foltor September 2, 2005

Estonian

a totally nondescript nationality, used as a cover when you don't want to admit your true nationality

If anyone asks, we're Estonians!

by foltor September 2, 2005

nuclearate

to cook in a microwave oven, see nuclearator

I'm gonna nuclearate some ramen.

by foltor September 2, 2005

buttons

an object with buttons, esp. a handheld device like a remote control or cordless phone

This show sucks. Pass me the buttons.

by foltor September 2, 2005