fluffypenis's definitions

candy

cocaine for kids

i just ate candy and now i feel like im on cocaine

by fluffypenis September 12, 2014

Type A Pooper

Somebody who always poops at the same times every day or every other day, as if they shit on a schedule

Bob is a Type A pooper. He always has to go at the same time every day.

by fluffypenis July 31, 2016

MTWTF

Monday, Tuesday, What The Fuck?

i had to work MTWTF, and was like WTF when i found out i worked 5 days.

by fluffypenis September 26, 2014

math fatigue

When you've done so much math that you lose your ability to do any more of it

I had a really hard math test today, so I have math fatigue. I can barely add or subtract

by fluffypenis September 8, 2017

Womber

Someone who was in their mother's womb when 9/11 happened. A very elite class of people.

Dylan's a womber. He was in his mother's womb when 9/11 happened. He was born 3 months later.

by fluffypenis March 1, 2019

Retroactive promotion

The act of making your next product so bad that it actually encourages people to buy your previous product

Windows 8 is an example of retroactive promotion. It was so bad, it made people go out and buy Windows 7.

by fluffypenis June 26, 2018