Definitions by fluffypenis

Type A Pooper 

Somebody who always poops at the same times every day or every other day, as if they shit on a schedule

Bob is a Type A pooper. He always has to go at the same time every day.

Type A Pooper by fluffypenis July 31, 2016

Type B Pooper 

Somebody who's shits are not aligned to a schedule. They shit at random times. This is the most common time

Lisa is a type b pooper. She does not shit on a schedule.

Type B Pooper by fluffypenis July 31, 2016

Jobby 

A hobby that is your job

My jobby is masturbating.

Jobby by fluffypenis June 22, 2016

MTWTF 

Monday, Tuesday, What The Fuck?

i had to work MTWTF, and was like WTF when i found out i worked 5 days.

MTWTF by fluffypenis September 26, 2014

candy 

cocaine for kids

i just ate candy and now i feel like im on cocaine

candy by fluffypenis September 12, 2014

Parents 

The people who walk inside your room and make you lose in a video game because they want you to clean up their shit

My parents walked into the room and told me to clean up their smelly shit they left on the floor for me to clean up just to make me lose call of duty.

Parents by fluffypenis June 25, 2014