math fatigue

When you've done so much math that you lose your ability to do any more of it

I had a really hard math test today, so I have math fatigue. I can barely add or subtract

by fluffypenis September 08, 2017

Type A Pooper

Somebody who always poops at the same times every day or every other day, as if they shit on a schedule

Bob is a Type A pooper. He always has to go at the same time every day.

by fluffypenis July 31, 2016

Womber

Someone who was in their mother's womb when 9/11 happened. A very elite class of people.

Dylan's a womber. He was in his mother's womb when 9/11 happened. He was born 3 months later.

by fluffypenis March 01, 2019

Jobby

A hobby that is your job

My jobby is masturbating.

by fluffypenis June 22, 2016

russian street racing

A suicidal game consisting of driving on the wrong side of the road at full speed, usually at night. Typically, the brake lines are cut beforehand to prevent cheating or pussying out. Participants begin by entering the wrong side of a freeway or major street using an off ramp, and drive as fast as they can, swerving in and out of traffic. The winner is the last person remaining, or whoever reaches a set point in the road first. Use of the shoulder, center lane, or other surface not usually used for driving is prohibited.

Vlestenov: Hey Kovmar, wanna play some russian roulette?
Kovmar: No, that shit's old. Russian street racing is the new thing.
Vlestenov: Woah, that sounds so cool!
Kovmar: It is! Wanna race me tonight down the 405?
Vlestenov: Hell yeah! I can't wait!

by fluffypenis March 05, 2019

MTWTF

Monday, Tuesday, What The Fuck?

i had to work MTWTF, and was like WTF when i found out i worked 5 days.

by fluffypenis September 26, 2014