flacker's definitions

Catic electricity

Static electricity generated from petting a cat.

I just got ZAPPED!

From what?

Catic electricity from petting snowball!

by flacker February 21, 2010

Plandora's box

A terrible plan devised by an incompetent leader or madman that will open Pandora's Box.

Man the bad guys in those Indiana Jones movies always have a plandora's box.

Our CEO has a plandora's box that will bankrupt the company!

by flacker May 26, 2009

isight

The high vision required to view or watch things on an iphone.

Dude, my isight must be getting better. I had no trouble watching that movie on my iphone.

by flacker April 28, 2009

phantom stroke

1. When having sex, its when the male comes out and thrusts forward missing the hole thus it's a phantom stroke.

2. When white water rafting, it's a paddle stroke you make but you miss the river water below cause the raft got raised up.

Johnny cracks up while watching his favorite porno movie the guy on the video phantom strokes and ruins the girls orgasm.

by flacker October 7, 2005

momarazzi

Moms who line the field or court at a sporting event to photograph their kids with their high priced cameras and telephoto lenses like the paparazzi.

Wow, look at Jake's mom fighting the rest of the momarazzi for the best camera position on the soccer field!

by flacker October 8, 2007