flacker's definitions

Shaw Shanked

A slang phrase meaning to get forcefully screwed up the butt without lub (references the movie The Shaw Shank Redemption in which the main characted got "Shaw Shanked" in prison).

Damn, you paid $100 too much for that. That salesman Shaw Shanked your ass!

by flacker October 7, 2005

momarazzi

Moms who line the field or court at a sporting event to photograph their kids with their high priced cameras and telephoto lenses like the paparazzi.

Wow, look at Jake's mom fighting the rest of the momarazzi for the best camera position on the soccer field!

by flacker October 8, 2007

silver miner

A woman who goes after someone who has more than average money. She shoots a little lower than gold diggers, but she's still in it for the money.

Gwen is such a silver miner! She didn't marry a millionaire in Paul, but he's got money since his family owns that local business.

by flacker November 21, 2005

inverted homosexual

A person who transgendered surgically and is now attacted to people of the same sex they transformed themself to.

"Pat had surgery to change from a man to a woman. Now she's gay! She's an inverted homosexual!"

"Dude, I heard the most screwed up Broke Back story ever. This woman transgendered to a man. Now she, I mean he, is gay!"

by flacker April 19, 2006

heads down display

Any device such as a cell phone, iPod, or gps that causes a person to look down while driving or walking. The opposite of a heads up display.

Chuck! Quit looking at that heads down display and look me in the eye!

by flacker April 29, 2009