flacker's definitions

Bobby Bouchered

Tackling some one extremely hard as in "de-cleating them". References Adam Sandler's character in the movie Waterboy.

Dang, that linebacker just "Bobby Bouchered" that quarterback!

by flacker October 14, 2005

back channel

Using a common friend as a secondary way to communicate to your girlfriend/boyfriend the things that are uncomfortable for you discuss directly with your girlfriend/boyfriend.

"Hey Steph! You're my back channel! What does Lisa like as far as engagement rings go?"

by Flacker January 16, 2007

snow globe flakey

A way of describing that a man is flamboyantly gay.

There's no doubt about that guy being gay. He's snow globe flakey!

by flacker August 22, 2006

phantom stroke

1. When having sex, its when the male comes out and thrusts forward missing the hole thus it's a phantom stroke.

2. When white water rafting, it's a paddle stroke you make but you miss the river water below cause the raft got raised up.

Johnny cracks up while watching his favorite porno movie the guy on the video phantom strokes and ruins the girls orgasm.

by flacker October 7, 2005

momarazzi

Moms who line the field or court at a sporting event to photograph their kids with their high priced cameras and telephoto lenses like the paparazzi.

Wow, look at Jake's mom fighting the rest of the momarazzi for the best camera position on the soccer field!

by flacker October 8, 2007