flacker's definitions

kill you dead

A southern phrase used when you are really pissed off at someone and want to beat them to near death.

I'll kill you dead for wrecking into my pickup truck!

by flacker January 19, 2006

cry heave

When someone cries so hard they run out of tears, but keep keep crying. Similar to the dry heaves when vomiting.

Nancy was dumped by her boyfriend and now has the cry heaves!

That Ron White makes me laugh so hard I get the cry heaves!

by flacker May 22, 2006

decession

Depression caused by a recession in the economy.

William, I've lost 37 million due to the economy tanking my stocks! I'm going to drown my decession with this whole bottle of scotch!

by flacker April 3, 2009

back channel

Using a common friend as a secondary way to communicate to your girlfriend/boyfriend the things that are uncomfortable for you discuss directly with your girlfriend/boyfriend.

"Hey Steph! You're my back channel! What does Lisa like as far as engagement rings go?"

by Flacker January 16, 2007

momarazzi

Moms who line the field or court at a sporting event to photograph their kids with their high priced cameras and telephoto lenses like the paparazzi.

Wow, look at Jake's mom fighting the rest of the momarazzi for the best camera position on the soccer field!

by flacker October 8, 2007