flacker's definitions

Elevator diver

A person who rudely tries to jump on an elevator as soon as the elevator doors open without regard to the people getting off.

Dude, I always take the escalator at the mall cause the elevator divers will knock you down!

by flacker March 20, 2009

Bobby Bouchered

Tackling some one extremely hard as in "de-cleating them". References Adam Sandler's character in the movie Waterboy.

Dang, that linebacker just "Bobby Bouchered" that quarterback!

by flacker October 14, 2005

decession

Depression caused by a recession in the economy.

William, I've lost 37 million due to the economy tanking my stocks! I'm going to drown my decession with this whole bottle of scotch!

by flacker April 3, 2009

snow globe flakey

A way of describing that a man is flamboyantly gay.

There's no doubt about that guy being gay. He's snow globe flakey!

by flacker August 22, 2006

back channel

Using a common friend as a secondary way to communicate to your girlfriend/boyfriend the things that are uncomfortable for you discuss directly with your girlfriend/boyfriend.

"Hey Steph! You're my back channel! What does Lisa like as far as engagement rings go?"

by Flacker January 16, 2007

dancing with myself

Masturbating! Comes from the Billy Idol song "Dancing With Myself".

My girlfriend walked in and caught me "Dancing with Myself"!

by flacker October 14, 2005

yagging

Combination of yacking and nagging. When your girlfriend/wife is killing you verbally for hours and won't shut up or let you sleep because of something you did.

Man, my wife has been yagging me all day and night for forgetting our anniversary. I didn't get any sleep last night.

by flacker October 14, 2005