Elevator diver

A person who rudely tries to jump on an elevator as soon as the elevator doors open without regard to the people getting off.
Dude, I always take the escalator at the mall cause the elevator divers will knock you down!
by flacker March 20, 2009
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Catic electricity

I just got ZAPPED!

From what?

Catic electricity from petting snowball!
by flacker February 21, 2010
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dancing with myself

Masturbating! Comes from the Billy Idol song "Dancing With Myself".
My girlfriend walked in and caught me "Dancing with Myself"!
by flacker October 14, 2005
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Shaw Shanked

A slang phrase meaning to get forcefully screwed up the butt without lub (references the movie The Shaw Shank Redemption in which the main characted got "Shaw Shanked" in prison).
Damn, you paid $100 too much for that. That salesman Shaw Shanked your ass!
by flacker October 08, 2005
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heads down display

Any device such as a cell phone, iPod, or gps that causes a person to look down while driving or walking. The opposite of a heads up display.
Chuck! Quit looking at that heads down display and look me in the eye!
by flacker April 29, 2009
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silver miner

A woman who goes after someone who has more than average money. She shoots a little lower than gold diggers, but she's still in it for the money.
Gwen is such a silver miner! She didn't marry a millionaire in Paul, but he's got money since his family owns that local business.
by flacker November 21, 2005
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Bobby Bouchered

Tackling some one extremely hard as in "de-cleating them". References Adam Sandler's character in the movie Waterboy.
Dang, that linebacker just "Bobby Bouchered" that quarterback!
by flacker October 14, 2005
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