flacker's definitions

kill you dead

A southern phrase used when you are really pissed off at someone and want to beat them to near death.

I'll kill you dead for wrecking into my pickup truck!

by flacker January 19, 2006

yellow lie

A cowardly lie told to cover up embarrassment.

Bubba: "Jake, what's this Justin Timberlake CD doin in yer pickup truck?"

Jake: "Uh, what, CD. Oh, that there, uh, must be my wife's CD."

Bubba: "Your wife likes country! Quit telling yellow lies and just admit you like listening to that pretty boy!"

by flacker November 1, 2006

RVM vibration

Rear view mirror vibration. The vibrations that occur one's car rear view mirror from their car's boom'n system hitting base.

"Sorry officer. I did not see you behind me because I had RVM vibration!"

by flacker April 16, 2006

heads down display

Any device such as a cell phone, iPod, or gps that causes a person to look down while driving or walking. The opposite of a heads up display.

Chuck! Quit looking at that heads down display and look me in the eye!

by flacker April 29, 2009

yagging

Combination of yacking and nagging. When your girlfriend/wife is killing you verbally for hours and won't shut up or let you sleep because of something you did.

Man, my wife has been yagging me all day and night for forgetting our anniversary. I didn't get any sleep last night.

by flacker October 14, 2005

dancing with myself

Masturbating! Comes from the Billy Idol song "Dancing With Myself".

My girlfriend walked in and caught me "Dancing with Myself"!

by flacker October 14, 2005

decession

Depression caused by a recession in the economy.

William, I've lost 37 million due to the economy tanking my stocks! I'm going to drown my decession with this whole bottle of scotch!

by flacker April 3, 2009