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full circle phrase

A phrase that seems to make no sense by adding a thought then substracting that thought right back but when pondered it actually did have a meaning. Sports players, comedians, and country musicians are most often heard making full circle phrases.
Some popular full circle phrases.

Yogi Berra: "It's like deja vu all over again"

Toby Keith: "I'm not as good as I once was, but I'm as good once as I ever was"

George Carlin: "What if there were no hypothetical questions"
by flacker February 20, 2006
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RVM vibration

Rear view mirror vibration. The vibrations that occur one's car rear view mirror from their car's boom'n system hitting base.
"Sorry officer. I did not see you behind me because I had RVM vibration!"
by flacker April 16, 2006
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cry heave

When someone cries so hard they run out of tears, but keep keep crying. Similar to the dry heaves when vomiting.
Nancy was dumped by her boyfriend and now has the cry heaves!

That Ron White makes me laugh so hard I get the cry heaves!
by flacker May 22, 2006
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inverted homosexual

A person who transgendered surgically and is now attacted to people of the same sex they transformed themself to.
"Pat had surgery to change from a man to a woman. Now she's gay! She's an inverted homosexual!"

"Dude, I heard the most screwed up Broke Back story ever. This woman transgendered to a man. Now she, I mean he, is gay!"
by flacker April 19, 2006
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air gap terminator

A void of nothing where someone dumb thinks something is connected or thinks there is not blank space.
1. That blonde is so stupid. I think she has an air gap terminator in her head.

2. Joe, the reason your TV won't come on is you have an air gap terminator problem. The power cord is not plugged in you idiot!
by flacker October 7, 2005
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Shaw Shanked

A slang phrase meaning to get forcefully screwed up the butt without lub (references the movie The Shaw Shank Redemption in which the main characted got "Shaw Shanked" in prison).
Damn, you paid $100 too much for that. That salesman Shaw Shanked your ass!
by flacker October 7, 2005
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phantom stroke

1. When having sex, its when the male comes out and thrusts forward missing the hole thus it's a phantom stroke.

2. When white water rafting, it's a paddle stroke you make but you miss the river water below cause the raft got raised up.
Johnny cracks up while watching his favorite porno movie the guy on the video phantom strokes and ruins the girls orgasm.
by flacker October 7, 2005
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