flacker's definitions

air gap terminator

A void of nothing where someone dumb thinks something is connected or thinks there is not blank space.

1. That blonde is so stupid. I think she has an air gap terminator in her head.

2. Joe, the reason your TV won't come on is you have an air gap terminator problem. The power cord is not plugged in you idiot!

by flacker October 7, 2005

full circle phrase

A phrase that seems to make no sense by adding a thought then substracting that thought right back but when pondered it actually did have a meaning. Sports players, comedians, and country musicians are most often heard making full circle phrases.

Some popular full circle phrases.

Yogi Berra: "It's like deja vu all over again"

Toby Keith: "I'm not as good as I once was, but I'm as good once as I ever was"

George Carlin: "What if there were no hypothetical questions"

by flacker February 20, 2006

yagging

Combination of yacking and nagging. When your girlfriend/wife is killing you verbally for hours and won't shut up or let you sleep because of something you did.

Man, my wife has been yagging me all day and night for forgetting our anniversary. I didn't get any sleep last night.

by flacker October 14, 2005

dancing with myself

Masturbating! Comes from the Billy Idol song "Dancing With Myself".

My girlfriend walked in and caught me "Dancing with Myself"!

by flacker October 14, 2005

fall out of bed good looking

A female who has extreme natural beauty that it as though she woke up without having to fix herself up. It takes her no effort to look fine.

Man, Stephanie is sooo hot! She is just fall out of bed good looking.

by flacker January 27, 2006

efflicate

Verb - A very thorough and effective implication or application of doing some task.

1. Rob is such an awesome investigator! He was able to efflicate the suspect in grand larson case.

2. Einstein was able to efflicate his theory of relativity and it made him a star in the science world.

by flacker October 4, 2006

Shaw Shanked

A slang phrase meaning to get forcefully screwed up the butt without lub (references the movie The Shaw Shank Redemption in which the main characted got "Shaw Shanked" in prison).

Damn, you paid $100 too much for that. That salesman Shaw Shanked your ass!

by flacker October 7, 2005