flacker's definitions

Shaw Shanked

A slang phrase meaning to get forcefully screwed up the butt without lub (references the movie The Shaw Shank Redemption in which the main characted got "Shaw Shanked" in prison).

Damn, you paid $100 too much for that. That salesman Shaw Shanked your ass!

by flacker October 7, 2005

fall out of bed good looking

A female who has extreme natural beauty that it as though she woke up without having to fix herself up. It takes her no effort to look fine.

Man, Stephanie is sooo hot! She is just fall out of bed good looking.

by flacker January 27, 2006

efflicate

Verb - A very thorough and effective implication or application of doing some task.

1. Rob is such an awesome investigator! He was able to efflicate the suspect in grand larson case.

2. Einstein was able to efflicate his theory of relativity and it made him a star in the science world.

by flacker October 4, 2006

full circle phrase

A phrase that seems to make no sense by adding a thought then substracting that thought right back but when pondered it actually did have a meaning. Sports players, comedians, and country musicians are most often heard making full circle phrases.

Some popular full circle phrases.

Yogi Berra: "It's like deja vu all over again"

Toby Keith: "I'm not as good as I once was, but I'm as good once as I ever was"

George Carlin: "What if there were no hypothetical questions"

by flacker February 20, 2006

lyric fillers

Meaningless words found mostly in rap and pop songs to keep a song from falling apart or to disguise low music value of the song. Lyric fillers are usually repeated in a song.

examples of lyric fillers include:

yeah
come on
go
yo
yep
let's go
huh!
that's right

My God! How many "yeah, yeah!" lyric fillers can that Usher song have!

"That new Fergie song is so cheap! Like, half tha song is lyric fillers".

by flacker October 17, 2006

Shoulder Friend

A person you convey all your problems to who comforts you by providing a shoulder to cry on.

Man, everytime Abbi has a fight with her boyfriend she runs to her shoulder friend Todd.

by flacker December 24, 2006

fuck luck

Dual usage:
1. A stroke of astonishing luck that comes out of no where!

2. A very bad luck incident near the end of a string of bad luck that seems to never go away.

1. Person scratches off lottery ticket. "Fuck luck! I just won the damn lottery!"

2. Person has a car wreck after leaving late and spilling coffee on themselves. "Fuck luck! Can it get any fucking worse!!"

by flacker September 20, 2005