flacker's definitions

RVM vibration

Rear view mirror vibration. The vibrations that occur one's car rear view mirror from their car's boom'n system hitting base.

"Sorry officer. I did not see you behind me because I had RVM vibration!"

by flacker April 16, 2006

yellow lie

A cowardly lie told to cover up embarrassment.

Bubba: "Jake, what's this Justin Timberlake CD doin in yer pickup truck?"

Jake: "Uh, what, CD. Oh, that there, uh, must be my wife's CD."

Bubba: "Your wife likes country! Quit telling yellow lies and just admit you like listening to that pretty boy!"

by flacker November 1, 2006

full circle phrase

A phrase that seems to make no sense by adding a thought then substracting that thought right back but when pondered it actually did have a meaning. Sports players, comedians, and country musicians are most often heard making full circle phrases.

Some popular full circle phrases.

Yogi Berra: "It's like deja vu all over again"

Toby Keith: "I'm not as good as I once was, but I'm as good once as I ever was"

George Carlin: "What if there were no hypothetical questions"

by flacker February 20, 2006

Shoulder Friend

A person you convey all your problems to who comforts you by providing a shoulder to cry on.

Man, everytime Abbi has a fight with her boyfriend she runs to her shoulder friend Todd.

by flacker December 24, 2006

fuck luck

Dual usage:
1. A stroke of astonishing luck that comes out of no where!

2. A very bad luck incident near the end of a string of bad luck that seems to never go away.

1. Person scratches off lottery ticket. "Fuck luck! I just won the damn lottery!"

2. Person has a car wreck after leaving late and spilling coffee on themselves. "Fuck luck! Can it get any fucking worse!!"

by flacker September 20, 2005

lyric fillers

Meaningless words found mostly in rap and pop songs to keep a song from falling apart or to disguise low music value of the song. Lyric fillers are usually repeated in a song.

examples of lyric fillers include:

yeah
come on
go
yo
yep
let's go
huh!
that's right

My God! How many "yeah, yeah!" lyric fillers can that Usher song have!

"That new Fergie song is so cheap! Like, half tha song is lyric fillers".

by flacker October 17, 2006

dancing with myself

Masturbating! Comes from the Billy Idol song "Dancing With Myself".

My girlfriend walked in and caught me "Dancing with Myself"!

by flacker October 14, 2005