Shaw Shanked

A slang phrase meaning to get forcefully screwed up the butt without lub (references the movie The Shaw Shank Redemption in which the main characted got "Shaw Shanked" in prison).

Damn, you paid $100 too much for that. That salesman Shaw Shanked your ass!

by flacker October 07, 2005

rung bell

When you do something that you can't take back or reverse(i.e. as in you can't un-ring that bell).

Jan's decision to have a one night stand is a rung bell.

by flacker October 24, 2005

RVM vibration

Rear view mirror vibration. The vibrations that occur one's car rear view mirror from their car's boom'n system hitting base.

"Sorry officer. I did not see you behind me because I had RVM vibration!"

by flacker April 16, 2006

yellow lie

A cowardly lie told to cover up embarrassment.

Bubba: "Jake, what's this Justin Timberlake CD doin in yer pickup truck?"

Jake: "Uh, what, CD. Oh, that there, uh, must be my wife's CD."

Bubba: "Your wife likes country! Quit telling yellow lies and just admit you like listening to that pretty boy!"

by flacker November 01, 2006

air gap terminator

A void of nothing where someone dumb thinks something is connected or thinks there is not blank space.

1. That blonde is so stupid. I think she has an air gap terminator in her head.

2. Joe, the reason your TV won't come on is you have an air gap terminator problem. The power cord is not plugged in you idiot!

by flacker October 07, 2005

masterfasting

Fasting or obstaining from the act of masterbating.

I heard Chuck has been masterfasting since since got kicked in the nuts!

by flacker October 30, 2006

jaws

A bad guy that appeared in 2 of the James Bond movies who is about 7 foot tall and has metallic teeth.

Jaws tried to kill Bond in a fight on a train, but Bond defeated him by shocking him in the mouth with a broken lamp.

by flacker October 28, 2005