105 definitions by fizzle

number two

n. defecation

I gotta go do a number two.

by fizzle April 2, 2004

axe murderer

n. a really good guitar player. See axe.

Carlos Santana isn't just an axe man, he's an axe murderer!

by fizzle December 20, 2005

bent

adj. upset, miffed

I'm bent that my ex did that to me.

by fizzle March 24, 2004

pull it

v. to masturbate

John went to pull it after Jane told him she had a headache.

by fizzle May 17, 2004

elephant gun

n. euphemism for the male organ

John whipped out his elephant gun.

by fizzle April 2, 2004

swap

v. bastardization of "to swat". Origin: Southeastern United States, state of Tennessee in particular.

Hand me the flyswapper so I can swap that fly!

by fizzle April 1, 2004

like a glove

What you say when something fits, goes together, matches, etc., perfectly. Used this way because the fingers on a glove are individually wrapped, which is why we don't say like a mitten.

These gloves fit like a glove.

by fizzle April 11, 2004