11 definitions by ferdii6069

crack one

verb.

To fart.

Synonyms: rip one, blow one, cut one

Donkey: "Oooo, Shrek, did you just do that? Man, you oughta warn someone when you crack one like that!"
Shrek: "Believe me, Donkey, If that had been me, you'd have been dead. (*inhales*) It's brimstone."

by ferdii6069 April 22, 2016

squeak

verb.

To fart.

You know the guy renting the room next door ? He's always squeakin'.

by ferdii6069 July 2, 2016

uptight

adjective.

Ancient term for constipated.

He was uptight for four days until he bought some prune juice.

by ferdii6069 April 20, 2016

canteen

An uncircumcised penis.

(as opposed to Army helmet)

When I was in high-school gym class, most of the Hispanic kids had canteens and the white kids had Army-helmuts.

by ferdii6069 June 21, 2016

hair bear bunch

A gay threesome, involving males with extra weight and body hair.

Look out! That Hair Bear Bunch is going at it again!

by ferdii6069 April 25, 2016

varicoceles

Varicose veins forming on the testicles and on the spermatic cord. Sometimes causes inability to father children.

Jim always sat with his legs crossed, so now he's got varicoceles and can't have babies.

by ferdii6069 July 5, 2016

Wilson

Respectful, sophisticated term you can give your penis.

(Formal version of "Willy")

The name Wilson ranks right up there with Johnson and Richard!

by ferdii6069 June 3, 2016