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Brohan

Based on "Bro" and apparently the rare and old-fashioned name "Johan/Johann", as a European or Eastern-European variant of "John", (possibly known from ending credits, wikipedia or something) as an exaggeration of calling someone a "Bro", either sarcastically to mock his character as someone who would use words like "Bro" and see himself as a "Bro", or actually as a term of endearment to make him the "embodiment of a Bro". Or basically as a joke, with a bit of both in either case.
-Listen up... "Brohan"!
-Hey, don't call me that... Bro!
by felixh January 1, 2019
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AssFlag

Alternative spelling Ass Flag or Assflag. Short for the game "Assassin's Creed: Black Flag", of the series also known as Ass Sass for short.
Assassin's Creed Origins is the best game in the series since AssFlag.
by felixh December 19, 2017
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pritten

Just some cuty-bear, of cat-like nature.
It's so pwetty and cute, it's a pritten.
by felixh September 8, 2017
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lucktard

-A dumb person whose defining feature is luck.
-A fat fucktard, who is dumb (which however has nothing at all to do with the name).
-A subpar dude, no doubt about it, engaged in the process of having luck.
-Look at that fat lucktard being all fat and lucky (and dumb, but not that dumb).

-Look at that lucktard, who is so dumb, and a little fat, I guess, but mainly just lucky (and dumb; gods, I hate him).

-Look at that lucktard, being all subpar and all (but otherwise fine, I guess?).
by felixh September 26, 2017
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troll

-Somebody that an internet "community" disagrees with, e.g. about a game, the debate of genre vs art, the community's own grand selves vs someone with a particular criticism.

-Right-wing propagandists and manipulators.

-Somebody who deliberately provokes and uses confusion tactics and logical fallacies aplenty on the internet. Often and increasingly with a confused fake-moral ideology.
-It's strange how everything is perfect and better than life itself here except for those troll-topics.

-I'm not a troll, I was proving something to you about yourself, then you called me names. You are a troll. I am just very clever at argument and considerate about people who want to be exploited.

-That guy there is legit and has to be protected from a troll. I want to suck his dick for being so not-a-troll.
by felixh April 4, 2017
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unhingered

A portmanteau of unhinged and unhindered. Meaning unhindered by being unhinged.
There are a lot of unhingered people there. Feels strange, and takes some getting used to.
by felixh April 19, 2017
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assesty

Alternative to "honesty", with the additional meaning that it's even worth shit, which is not the case with most types of postings on te internet, no less (sometimes especially) upvoted ones.
In full assesty, I'd suggest you to shut the fuck up, or at least try to bother other asses who like it desperately.
by felixh June 6, 2017
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