felixh's definitions
Someone (usually female) who sees themselves in a position of superiority and once they have made up their mind (lazily) don't listen to any rational argument, but always have a personally objectifying explanation at the ready for why one is disagreeing or complaining.
by felixh October 9, 2016
Get the sanctimonious cuntmug. When a cat looks at you and meows because you aren't getting on with whatever you were supposed to be doing quickly enough.
Some amount of catsplaining can't be escaped.
by felixh March 17, 2017
Get the catsplainingmug. When you downvote a huge backlog of urbandictionary suggestions of weird names that don't even sound real but probably are.
by felixh March 15, 2017
Get the deloggingmug. Short for "somehow", which some use as standing for "shake my head", which is total bullshit and makes no sense in any context whatsoever.
by felixh June 9, 2016
Get the smhmug. Alternative spelling Ass Flag or Assflag. Short for the game "Assassin's Creed: Black Flag", of the series also known as Ass Sass for short.
by felixh December 19, 2017
Get the AssFlagmug. He is not retired, but his career is at an absolute low after his scandalous exit, he's basically retireturd.
by felixh November 23, 2016
Get the retireturdmug. A new kind of respect or niceness on the internet that takes the place of real-world respect and niceness and that is mostly hypocritical, selfish and unable of respect and rationality.
It is what rather mediocre (or less than) and dim-witted people who look at the unfriendliness of most of the internet would choose as a way to be superior to that, meaning that it is basically just a way to be "superior on the internet" and another way to be unfriendly, small-minded and prejudiced.
Those people are incapable of formality and uncomplicated respect but instead have to pepper everything with sliminess, underhanded jabs, easily sparked personal grudges and "special rights". It is a confused, unqualified attempt at morality that is probably the biggest anti-morality.
It is what rather mediocre (or less than) and dim-witted people who look at the unfriendliness of most of the internet would choose as a way to be superior to that, meaning that it is basically just a way to be "superior on the internet" and another way to be unfriendly, small-minded and prejudiced.
Those people are incapable of formality and uncomplicated respect but instead have to pepper everything with sliminess, underhanded jabs, easily sparked personal grudges and "special rights". It is a confused, unqualified attempt at morality that is probably the biggest anti-morality.
Moderators that get paid and were picked mostly for a representational role often let it go to their head and are dirt-friendly.
Talking to dirt-friendly people is like talking to an animal, because they are so irrational yet full of themselves.
Talking to dirt-friendly people is like talking to an animal, because they are so irrational yet full of themselves.
by felixh March 15, 2017
Get the dirt-friendlymug.