felixh's definitions

well-fat

When a fat guy is well-fed. Or when someone is more than just well-fed, but fed on what makes him very fat.

-I feel like I've eaten half a cow. I'm well-fat right now.
-Not as well-fat as the other guy, though. He must be eating fast-food and red meat all the time.

by felixh March 12, 2015

lucktard

-A dumb person whose defining feature is luck.
-A fat fucktard, who is dumb (which however has nothing at all to do with the name).
-A subpar dude, no doubt about it, engaged in the process of having luck.

-Look at that fat lucktard being all fat and lucky (and dumb, but not that dumb).

-Look at that lucktard, who is so dumb, and a little fat, I guess, but mainly just lucky (and dumb; gods, I hate him).

-Look at that lucktard, being all subpar and all (but otherwise fine, I guess?).

by felixh September 26, 2017

moreon

A term of jealousy at someone who has more cool things going on, especially of a sexual nature.

-Your're a moreon.
-Deal with it.

by felixh June 3, 2016

redherring

A less offensive-sounding version of "retard".

You're a redherring. You're missing development in the areas in which you are trying so hard to assume superiority.

by felixh November 26, 2016

disgusting

What most attempts at entries on urbandictionary end up being.

Another one of those poo-vagina entries. Disgusting.

by felixh March 4, 2016

catsplaining

When a cat looks at you and meows because you aren't getting on with whatever you were supposed to be doing quickly enough.

Some amount of catsplaining can't be escaped.

by felixh March 17, 2017

AssFlag

Alternative spelling Ass Flag or Assflag. Short for the game "Assassin's Creed: Black Flag", of the series also known as Ass Sass for short.

Assassin's Creed Origins is the best game in the series since AssFlag.

by felixh December 19, 2017