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learn to shut (the fuck) up-institutions

Another (retrograde) definition for educational institutions in the internet age, based on the fact that one has to shut up and listen, and prove or disprove things in the best possible way, as opposed to the internet where everyone can just shout out everything they want or even force themselves on random strangers.
Marked by a contrast of a true understanding of relativism and absolutism as opposed to the internet, where every relative, negligible thing or context is also given full absolute status.
Being too much on the internet makes me long for learn to shut (the fuck) up-institutions.
by felixh November 30, 2016
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lucktard

-A dumb person whose defining feature is luck.
-A fat fucktard, who is dumb (which however has nothing at all to do with the name).
-A subpar dude, no doubt about it, engaged in the process of having luck.
-Look at that fat lucktard being all fat and lucky (and dumb, but not that dumb).

-Look at that lucktard, who is so dumb, and a little fat, I guess, but mainly just lucky (and dumb; gods, I hate him).

-Look at that lucktard, being all subpar and all (but otherwise fine, I guess?).
by felixh September 26, 2017
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well-fat

When a fat guy is well-fed. Or when someone is more than just well-fed, but fed on what makes him very fat.
-I feel like I've eaten half a cow. I'm well-fat right now.
-Not as well-fat as the other guy, though. He must be eating fast-food and red meat all the time.
by felixh March 12, 2015
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rememberature

A remembrance (rememberation).
I have perfect rememberature of this one thing.
by felixh June 18, 2016
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There you go

Somethig to say to someone in a Peter Grffin-like voice when you're softly suffocating someone without ill will as if putting them to sleep.
There you go.
by felixh November 3, 2016
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delogging

When you downvote a huge backlog of urbandictionary suggestions of weird names that don't even sound real but probably are.
I've tried delogging but eventually just gave it up.
by felixh March 15, 2017
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smh

Short for "somehow", which some use as standing for "shake my head", which is total bullshit and makes no sense in any context whatsoever.
This doesn't seem right, smh.
by felixh June 9, 2016
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