49 definitions by felixh

What most attempts at entries on urbandictionary end up being.
Another one of those poo-vagina entries. Disgusting.
by felixh November 30, 2015
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The entity talking in certain Iced Earth songs like "Melancholy" (legendary btw.), and creeping into many other supposedly purely "metal" acts.
When Metal Jesus takes over metal you almost might not notice any change in your metal playlist.
by felixh July 2, 2016
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The internet's self-conscious act of intellectual validity and authority. Unsurprisingly primarily self-centered and authoritarian instead of rational.
Some of the more objective or positive entries might at first make one assume that most people there are not just as insufferable as anywhere else and like any community on the internet, albeit maybe at the same time with an even more all-encompassing entitlement and smug self-satisfaction.
And assume that the triviality of most of the questions would be self-aware and not lost on most of the people.

Highly restrictive, not only in the artificial question and answer format, but also the ultra-strict length limitations and rampant auto-correct functions, Content Review and straightforward censorship.

Moderation is more concerned with keeping up appearances than with moral tasks, consistency and transparency. Sanctimonious, arrogant, prejudiced and irrational and with a cult-like devotion to their brand and policy taken literally and subjectively.

Actual psychopaths, either self-proclaimed in order to effectively show off or those whose practices are harboured there, are the hipsters of the place.
Your mom recently found quora and now thinks she is one of the coolest, most elite people around.

Quora is giving me the habit of thinking only in questions and and not on my own anymore, and making me think I should follow every response like scripture, simply because it's on Quora.
by felixh November 8, 2016
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A term of jealousy at someone who has more cool things going on, especially of a sexual nature.
-Your're a moreon.
-Deal with it.
by felixh June 3, 2016
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Either a badass with a prominent beard or some person whose beard makes him seem like a badass anyway.
This bearded guy seems pretty cool. He's a total beardass.
by felixh November 17, 2015
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Someone, female, who behaves in the oddest ways, with great harm to others, and for no reason, but just because they can, and, despite whatever they may profess, in the end care only about themselves.
Tatiana Estévez of Quora.com is a rare, strange cunt.
by felixh September 25, 2016
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An emphasis of retired, used figuratively or in unconventional contexts.
He is not retired, but his career is at an absolute low after his scandalous exit, he's basically retireturd.
by felixh November 23, 2016
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